Name and plot?

Name and plot?

I don't give two shits anymore user

Rebirth of the Jedi

>recovering rey from her lost hand ventures on a quest with Luke to end snoke once and for all
>her newfound empathy for kylo leads her in an attempt to redeem him
>Luke dies to Kylo
>rey is angry
>she is tempted by the dark side and nearly kills kylo
>she resists the temptation to murder him
>kylo recovers and kills snoke but succumbs to his injuries from rey redeeming himself in death
>4th death star destroyed by the rebellion, this one larger than the others
>finn and poe fight by teaming up with a native population of furries that are wildly popular with the fanbase and resisting the influence of the first order
>giant ending celebration around fires as Rey and Finn get married and ghosts of Luke, Kylo, and Leia watch in the distance

Rey has been taken aboard the First Order's new Star Killer Base II, which is larger and more powerful than the first Star Killer Base.

She is brought before Supreme Leader Snoke by Kylo Ren. Snoke tries his best convince her to turn to the dark side. Meanwhile a giant space battle rages outside. Snoke tells her that all is lost for her friends. They have no chance against this armed and fully operational battle station.

Meanwhile on a small moon just next to the Star Killer Base II, Poe Dameron and Chewbacca lead an assault to disable the shield generator for Star Killer Base 2. They are aided in their quest by a new indigenous race of adorable space creatures.

In the end of the film Rey and Kylo duel and she defeats Kylo by cutting off his hand. However she refuses to kill him. This enrages Snoke who decides to kill Rey, however Kylo Ren intercedes and saves Rey from certain death. He throws Snoke down a large shaft and the evil leader is destroyed. However the battle has taken it's toll on Kylo and he dies. Rey escapes the ship with his body, and she gives him a viking funeral on the moon below.

Hive mind

And you know the plebs will gobble it up too. 4 billion box office hit incoming.

>I can't read Roman numerals

>implying the plot would be different

>The hope returns

>Chosen one found in Desert Planet
>New and even biggerer death star

happy?

That sounds like Episode 6's plot. At least be original.

Episode X..

>From the ashes of the first order arises a new threat to the galaxy, the Galactic Dragon Force
>An aging Rey, having trained a new generation of Jedi, is shocked when her own apprentice turns on the jedi and slaughters them all except herself
>unbeknownst to her, her apprentice had been seduced to the dark side by a mysterious threat named Venger, the force of evil, a being made up of pure dark force energy
>unimpressed, the New Reformed Republic refuses to listen to her warning and gets torn asunder under the powerful might of the Galactic Doom Star, a superweapon capable of destroying entire galaxies!


Rinse and repeat.

The Jedi Rises
The Jedi Resurgence
Fall of the Jedi
Dawn of the Jedi
The Jedi Uprising
The Jedi Awakening
The Last Jedi

Replace Jedi with anything else for generic shit.

The Force Strikes Back

I forgot The Last Jedi is actually the title of the new one. My bad.
The plot doesn't matter. It'll try to sell you tons of shitty merchandise anyway.

It'll be a copy of TFA. And both critics and audiences will gobble it up because STAR WARS has become a monster of le nerd culture and nostalgia that any criticism against it is a criticism against modern society itself.

Star Wars: Here's How Hillary can still Win

The Jedi Reloaded.

this
BRAVO DISNEY

Star Wars: Fall of the White Man
Star Wars: Force is Female
Star Wars: End of the Patriarchy
Star Wars: Love Wins

Return of the Returned Jedi

An ancient evil threatens to destroy all life in the galaxy, Sith and Jedi alike. Can the rivalries of two ancient orders be set aside to save all that lives? Find out in the brand new saga!

They should go balls to the wall and do a Warhammer 40K crossover or something. It's not like anything can save this garbage.

In all seriousness Rey and Kylo will be running a new jedi temple and they will find a gifted child with a mysterious past that leads them on a big adventure.

Episode X: Attack of the Abrams
>Lensflare, no real plot
>Lensflare
>Token characters inserted by JJ
>Lensflare
>Lensflare

Count your blessings if you managed to leave the film without going blind.

Episode X: War of the Universes

A huge MCU/SW crossover

> They realize people are sick and tired of their crap
> Disney decide to reverse tracks and go full prelogy references instead of hiring good wirters
> Build a stupid plot around another mary sue and a comic relief finding obi wan socks or something
> Meanwhile Republic is failing again, big bad evil white supremacist siths with huge ships come in again
> Same shit all over again but with new bland uninspired sets with vague prelogy esthetics instead of bland uninspired sets with vague trilogy reference.

Star Wars Episode X:
a jedi tries to stop sith lord from doing bad things
theres a part where ships fly around going pew pew
and a funny animal sidekick
and a funny robot sidekick

the theme is one of "growing up"

STAR WARS EPISODE IX
>Wrath of the Dark Side
Coincides nicely with the third trilogy themes
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi

The Force Awakens is Episode X. The Last Jedi opening crawl reveals it's actually Episode XI setting up another prequel trilogy.

But Luke is the last Jedi.

Old Republic

Unironically this.

I wouldn't be surprised if Disney goes so far down the rabbit hole where an idea like that would actually be on the table.

Something involving the word Balance. Maybe literally just Star Wars Episode X: Balance

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They'll wait for the technology to advance enough to be able to CGI three Luke, Han, and Leia adventures.

>Episode 4: A New Hope
>Episode 5: Empire Strikes Back
>Episode 6: Return of the Jedi
>Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
>Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
>Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
>Episode 7: Definitely not A New Hope 2.0
>Episode 8: Definitely not Empire Strikes Back 2.0
>Episode 9: Definitely not Return of the Jedi 2.0

There's only one way to go from here lads...

Episode 10: Definitely not A Phantom Menace 2.0

The journey has only just begun.