RWBY/RT General #1094: You have to eat all the eggs Edition

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First for IronWeiss. Because just why.

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Adam is cute!

First for the cleansing flame to wipe away this filth

We talked about why the cookies are deadly

X for Qrow dying next episode

Best girl reporting in.

>implying Ironwood would be jumping into barely legal puss after his daughter died

I am reeing internally

It's technically a cow Faunus

Ravens gonna save him.

Why no Yang? I miss her...

BEST GIRL

He can't die until he does the last World of Remnant for this Volume.

>This is a thing
wew lad

Adorable but I didn't know someone made an AMV

I need a picture of armless Yang using a miniature Penny as her robot arm.

Alternatively, Yang shoulder deep in any girl will do.

Disgusting.

Penny wasn't his daughter though. Penny's father and Ironwood are different people.

I am right there with you on the reeing though.

She better be a huge part of episode 9, this is starting to be annoying
He's not going to die, but I would love it if the WoR starts with Qrow hacking up a lung before Raven steps in to narrate the rest, and we get a much more cynical take on the subject

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>Qrow dies
>The last WoR is done by Raven, while she makes passive aggressive jabs at her brother
>Ends with Raven tearing up aat her brother's death

>implying the next WoR won't open with no narration, then suddenly have Cinder back just laughing

>mfw Jaune will put Qrow out of misery

>Ironwood gets a new daughter
>Weiss gets a new father
It's a win/win

Would you l willingly live in Vacuo if it meant you could be with your waifu?

youtube.com/watch?v=Se-BvtKgkNI

So I found this, is this all the obvious and not so obvious hints about Qrow's semblance?

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Very un-Jaune of him

>tfw this will only drive Raven further into her Social Darwinist mindset

I didn't need these feels.

>Visuals start playing.
>No sound at first, just images with no context.
>A low noise begins to play half way through.
>It gets louder and rather uncomfortable.
>It's laughter.
>Tyrian's laughter actually.

>Kali gets a new daughter too.
It's a win/win/win

>getting real tired of your bullshit, Jaune

>RT modeled this adorable outfit so that it could be used for all of four seconds

why live

>"Hi Everyone! My name is... Ramon Tirchwock."
>"Roman I know that's you."
>"That's no way to speak to my new Daughter, Blake."
>"WHAT?"
>"She told me she lost her parents in the fall of Vale, I thought you'd be okay with this?!"
>"Please don't yell mother, it upsets me so... It reminds me of the grimm..."
>"I'm sorry Ramon. Blake, you should go to your room."
>Blake can feel the aneurysm in her brain.

Know what? Everyone gets a new daughter!

Sometimes you can't beat the original.

>Ren and Nora's one halfway emotional response was giving Jaune the stink eye when he crossed the line insulting Qrow
They could have been replaced with cardboard cut outs and that scene would still work. Shit, I'm not unconvinced they weren't cardboard cutouts Ren and Nora threw together so they could sneak off and bang

What color do you think James' aura is? Standard same color as their color name, or weird in the case of Jaune and Qrow?

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>Ironweiss/Banesaw x Weiss/white lightning/IcebergWeiss x Jacques
>Sea monkeys
>Fallen petals/Rosewick/gemstones/Enabler/Ruby x zwei
>Tauradonna/Roman x blake/blake x zwei
>Snow dragon/Baked Alaska/Raven x Yang
>Martial arcs
>Ghira x Sun/Kali x Sun
>Pyrrha x Jaune's hoodie
>Ironwood x Weiss x Whitley x Winter
>Qrow x Ozpin x Ironwood
>Cadbury/Jaune x Cardin
>May x Reese
>Team Mustache rides aka Jacques x Port x Watts
Yes! Yes! Yes!!!

He's not Dr. Polendina

This isn't really Yang's volume.

Fuck no. My waifu wouldn't be living in the hood.

Does Aura protect against hearing damage?

I think in Grimm eclipse his semblance is rallying those around him. So something like that perhaps?

>I want Neo to spin my leek.
youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4

We need tho lewd the ninja

Wat. I'm talking about Ironwood. What color his aura is, since we've seen there are exceptions to the color name is your aura color thing that seems to be predominant

Well I'm king of not reading the fucking post.

I believe it's white. Although Pyrrha unlocked it and a touch of red went in there, which could be SYMBOLISM or maybe some more down the way

You just found out that your ship is being made canon in RWBY.

What is your ship and how smug are you about it?

itll happen in time

always does

People really want Jaune to stagnate skilwise for some reason.

Smug but concerned because my ship really should not become canon

>Cadbury

Too happy to smug

Yellow would work as an aura colour for him, but it would have to be a pretty shocking yellow to stand out against the new armour.
But then again the only other hint we have is that white flash in volume 1, and white would be much harder to see, so I doubt they'll go with a weird colour
Unless they use the white to differentiate his semblance activating from his aura defending him
It protects and can somewhat heal from any physical damage, so I'd assume so. Probably for the best, you can't really make ear pro look cool

>Ren's semblance is actually illusions
>he's kept it secret so he and Nora can sneak off whenever they want

>Either CinderxJaune or SummerxQrow with Ruby resulting

Maximum Smug.

JAMES

AS IN JAMES IRONWOOD

Jesus Christ, what is reading comprehension

>all the times their characterization has conflicted with their on screen actions (they didn't get angry over Pyrrha) it's just been illusions

I like this retcon

B-but mom!

Irondady could be Blue or maybe a metal like color since he is the tinman

It's extra annoying since I could have sworn Phyrra had an idea of what his semblance was. I suppose she could have just been being nice but my impression when i watched the training episode was that she actually analyzed it a little.

How many children will they have

>CinderxJaune
If that was ever made canon, I would die of smugness.

>Roman gives the sad, puppy dog eyes.
>Until Kali turns around.
>His smugness causes Neo to quietly sneeze somewhere in the world.

None, either Blake, Sun or both of them are scheduled for a 'tragic death'.

Reminder Renora will never happen and you know it. And not because Ren is gay.

Shit, not that guy but I made the same mistake. I misread James as Jaune
For Ironwood, I think a steel grey could work, but if you're seeing an aura flare chances are their aura is broken, so you might want something that will stand out a lot more against Ironwood's clothes
>What is your ship and how smug are you about it?
I really like Bumblebee. Just wish I hadn't started watching after the Bumblefags had ruined it
Saying that, I'd be too pleased to be smug, but I'd be happy watching the salt roll in. But that goes for any ship that becomes canon

Wrong blonde.

Arkos is best!

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Is it because he's asexual? They can have a romantic relationship without sex
Ren's just going to have to make peace with spending hundreds of lien a month on car batteries

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Yeah, you're right. Jaune is perfect for Blake.

Can this artist do something else than arkos. Nothing with it but it's all she does

Dubs of Truth

>quietly sneeze
>This is the only noise she ever makes
>They got a VA just for the sneeze
I'm okay with this

TAKE THOSE DUBS BACK

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She has a few ReNora pics

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Yes.

Bitch, you dead.

Oh shit Mellow Yellow confirmed

Pyrrha calm down and get Jaune out of this tree.

I don't have a smug anime face to respond with so here's a fug

dubs double confirm

DUBS OF TRUTH STRIKE ONCE MORE! KEK WILLS MELLOW YELLOW!

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It's not that. People here are just really really fucking annoyed by the idea of Jaune catching up to the main cast skill wise.

Which is stupid from both a narrative standpoint and even bizarrely enough a realistic one.

He is a protagonist. We might not like it but he is and in anime cliche him training up to everyone elses level is to be expected.

Also on a related note I kind of find it funny that his development path is stunningly similar to what people see as the more stable long term strategy.

Mellow Yellow is /rwbyg/'s new OTP as of this moment. Any objections?

It helps that scientifically it pisses off the most shippers

>Bumblebee
>Monochrome
>Eclipse
>Arkos
>Lancaster

Enough.

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THREE TIMES! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MELLOW YELLOW?

STOP

Even if I ship it it would be weird as hell for Freezerburn to be canon so I wouldn't be smug at all but Disabler on the other hand...

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP. These numbers have willed it all!

Dubs confirm new OTP for /rwbyg/, it's official.

if That became Canon I would Laugh my ass off and write a thank you letter to RT for the great laugh and Smugness

Is this the true endgame

Here's a cute Merc.