I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!

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CALL JG WENTWORTH

good thread

anyone miss the old commercials for those for-profit colleges that always featured ghetto single moms?

CELINO AND BARNES

INJURY ATTORNIES

EIGHT HUNDRED EIGHT EIGHT EIGHT

EIGHT EIGHT

EIGHT EIGHT

They still do

1

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.

They've helped thousands, they'll help you too!

looks like the ads are working goy

EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN CASH NOW

They broke up. I've seen billboards for just Barnes now.

Dis commercial is nightmare fuel

Fuck dude

Get connected, for free, at education connection.

>8773
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FPBP

I have an annuity and I NEED MY GODDAMNED UNITED STATES CURRENCY YOU BITCH!

What was the actually service here? I always assumed it was a massive scam.

Like, you sign over the payments to them, and they give you like 50% lump sum.

WEW

You have to already have won a lawsuit to be receiving a structured settlement. They are the people who take the payments that were meant to be paid out over 30 or 40 years and give you a lump sum "loan" for it, with fees and interest charged. That way you sign over your settlement to them and you get as much cash as you want, or they will refer you to a brokerage or money management firm.

Fuck that shit

How bad are the terms? Any idea?

Walked in on me brother masturbating to this one once

youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE

>That was the last time they spoke as friends

Underrated get

No idea but the google reviews look bad.

>I always assumed it was a massive scam.

It is. It's a way lawyers get rich off of poor people who've won lawsuits.

I must admit, it is catchy.

He didn't even have the decency to here it to the one that was all about being able to take your classes in your PJ's.?

They play this constantly on my local cable. That guy haunts my dreams.

Nah he walked in on me wanking to an old yearbook so we good bruv

These commercials have always made me want to break my TV, don't know where I'd be without the mute button.

kek

Elementary?

The one with little baby Joseph and his mom who was studying to be a nurse was my favorite

Fuck off redditor.

CASH NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

High school, there were some banging babes and teachers

He was honestly my favorite part. Such a warm and unexpectedly soulful voice from a construction worker.

>this dude's face when you're sitting on the couch, watching tv and your life is passing you by

Literal homosex faggot

You know what really scares me?
I move halfway around the country and I still see this commercial at my new city
What the fuck man, do these firms have that wide a reach?

Too real

While I was shoppin' for a new car, which one's me?
A cool Convertible or an suv?
Too bad I didn't know my credit was whack,
Cuz' now I'm drivin' off a lot in a used Subcompact.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby!
Saw their ads on my T. V.
Thought about going, but was too lazy!
Now instead of lookin' fly n rollin' phat,
My legs are sticking to the vinyl and my posse's gettin' laughed at.
F-R-E-E that spells free,
Credit report dot com baby!

Does anyone only get the boyband JG wentworth advertisement?

We'll deal with the government, you have enough to worry about.

fuck I'm glad this one is long behind us no

Well I married my dream girl
I married my dream girl
But she didn't tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
We're living in the basement at her
Mom and dad's

kek havent seen this one in a while

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.

Should have gone to free credit report dot com (yeehaw!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.

They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So that you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts!

Ads for a service I'll never use. Well done.

Why are Americans so good at making this kind of media?

I completely forgot about these guys. I wonder what they're doing now.

>My name is Doug, and I have Mesothelioma

Post pics

It's our culture bud

Singer's name was Eric Violette, still active I think.

I dare you all to listen to this and not mimic it

youtube.com/watch?v=oHUmr9WZQBQ

Feet at 0:13

TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF

I hate this one of the most youtube.com/watch?v=8zpGSlOFAgY

K-A-R-S kars for kids, donate your car today.

RIP doug. Also cancer Peggy.

ITS MY MONEY

AND I WANT IT NOW REEEEE

It's
>GETOFFITGETOFFITGETOFFIT

Apparently this was some scam made by Jews where very little money actually goes to charity.

Wrong, the actual singer was the head of marketing. Eric's voice was too french canadian for the ads, so the marketing guy dubbed over all of the commercials

>WOO
Pure jerkoff kino

Do you remember?

I'M WORKIN' FOR AN HOURLY WAGE
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL
DIDN'T DO GREAT

>Mfw puppetfu wants the D

Oh wow, really? That's slightly depressing.

...

>tfw will never stay up late to watch Howard Stern, Wild On E!, and GGW commercials

Simpler times; better times.

>Literally the same look

anyone know the name of this girl, gave me a hard on

I WANNA GO BACK

Andreanna Veith

That's at least 15 years old. They used to air that on Adult Swim. Haven't seen it in years.

>get unknown actress to seem cool
>but she's really not cool, pretending to be cool
>it's not an intentional joke
>its embarrassing
>white girl is awkward
>would still fuck her though

You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it.

alexandra mason

Only ausfags will understand.
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Not going to lie, the Renaissance one was a banger
youtu.be/tloVHJtrJ_k?t=1m26s

youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc
EVEREST NIGGA

i've got pavlovian with the drums banging. fuck this show

>alexandra mason
FUCK I JUST FOUND HER INSTAGRAM AND SHE IS A NIGGER husband

>You're sitting at home browsing Sup Forums

Not Frank walker for national tile

The bend you over a barrel and don't stop until your knees are turned to jello

F R E E
THAT SPELLS "FREE"
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BAY-BEE
SAW THEIR ADS ON MY TV
THOUGHT ABOUT GOIN BUT WAS TOO LA-ZEE

You didn't even post the best version
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mein waifu also checked.

also move over plebs here comes the GOAT commercial jingle

outta the way plebs

588 2300 empire

>Today

She barely graduated highschool what did you expect

Best high quality version of that commercial available

youtube.com/watch?v=IrODhcpboW8

Kek

>tfw years later you realize that you are STILL sitting on your couch with your life passing you by
>tfw he gave up on you

Hurts.

Animal crackers in my soup
Monkeys and rabbits, loop de loop

At 32 years old this commercial is literally my only exposure to Annie.