And when ye shall receive these things, I would exhort you that ye would ask God, the Eternal Father, in the name of Christ, if these things are not true; and if ye shall ask with a sincere heart, with real intent, having faith in Christ, he will manifest the truth of it unto you, by the power of the Holy Ghost.
-Moroni 10:4
Why haven't you read the Book of Mormon Sup Forums?
>only hope for the white race >the new jews >pure aryan 10/10 virgin conservative women >last bastion of the family unit >strong communities with survival skills and food storage for the happening
i'll be laughing from my well armed community of aryan neighbors as the rest of the country is overrun by spics and niggers
I was given one once after talking with some Mormons. I was interested a little. But the book itself was so boring. Plus I don't like the idea of becoming a god and having my own world. Seems blasphemous to me. Especially the idea that Mormon god was first a man and then became a god in the same way that we are supposed to.
Totally degenerate.
Andrew Jackson
"user come to church with us and find out, it's testimony meeting this week"
Austin Long
>Moroni take the hint m8
Gabriel Bell
I've got my magical underwear on. Blessed os our God, who came from the planet Kolob.
Michael Gomez
no u
Luke Lewis
What was Joseph Smith's stance on frogs? Serious question.
Parker Nguyen
OP, I'm going to need a reply from you on this.
How does it feel knowing that mormons are one of the most watched groups by the US Federal government? How does it feel knowing that the day the shtf that the various agencies will work to dismantle your organization(s) to make sure you dont get your fucking north american sovereign "new Vatican"? Answer me.
Benjamin Mitchell
During the Happening, will you tolerate Baptists within Deserat? I cannot accept the book of Mormon as inspired by God but I'm non degenerate, outdoorsman and know how to sustain desert ecology.
Sup Forums sent me one of these when I accidently posted my address.
Been reading it here and there now and I can tell you right now, this has to be the fan fiction of bibles right here. Crazy shit written in this thing.
Ayden Moore
I mean if you are in the church for the benefits... I could see that being worth it. If you beilieve that a con artist talked to God 150 years ago and all that bullshit, you deserve to be castrated. We don't need your shit genetics in the gene pool.
Zachary Clark
We have 88.8 guns for 100 people The highest number of libertarians in the country Every mormon boy is trained in survivalism, firearm use, and first aid through boy scouts
they can fucking bring it, we kicked their ass in 1859 and we can do it again
THE FREE STATE OF DESERET WILL RISE AGAIN
Oliver Howard
Got some cuties I know in Utah, even though they aren't mormons. I admit I'm curious about mormonism because of how white they seem to be from the outside. >reminder that niggers used to never be allowed to be mormon priests until modern day Is mormonism based? Should we all convert to ensure spreading our white seed far and wide? Is it the last bastion of great, white hope free from degeneracy?
Jose Baker
have you tried praying about it?
Ethan Thompson
>Is it the last bastion of great, white hope free from degeneracy?
indeed it is
>no alcohol >no gambling >no drugs >no sex before marriage
Fuck off to /x/. I had enough of those creepy fucks when I lived in Mesa, we don't need you bringing in real mormons by larping in your bait thread.
Jaxson Taylor
>Being a white Muslim
Nathan Perry
Mormons are not Christians.
Gabriel Robinson
>no alcohol Source it, no intoxication is what it states. Christ drank wine for God's sake. >No drugs That's just common sense, one doesn't need religion to tell them that. >premaritial sex Yep, that didn't mean I wasn't going to, still plan to marry her eventually, marriage itself is a political / financial trap these days for men.
Nathaniel Collins
>larping in your bait thread wut
Daniel Cook
I lived in Utah for a while, researched these crazies, met a lot of them, and can confirm.
Gavin Flores
>no drugs hur dur isn't it obvious no on needs to be told that >booze is fine. It's gods will Are you actually that retarded? Booze is a drug. A strong one at that
Gavin Hernandez
Awesome.
Colton Jones
>being a muslim lite >worshipping a blasphemer that used Jesus for his own gain
Come on man
Ayden Perry
/cult/ thread
Grayson Flores
>Members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints unequivocally affirm themselves to be Christians. They worship God the Eternal Father in the name of Jesus Christ. When asked what the Latter-day Saints believe, Joseph Smith put Christ at the center: “The fundamental principles of our religion is the testimony of the apostles and prophets concerning Jesus Christ, ‘that he died, was buried, and rose again the third day, and ascended up into heaven;’ and all other things are only appendages to these, which pertain to our religion.”1 The modern-day Quorum of the Twelve Apostles reaffirmed that testimony when they proclaimed, “Jesus is the Living Christ, the immortal Son of God. … His way is the path that leads to happiness in this life and eternal life in the world to come.”
I'm intrigued by Mormonism, but I've heard some crazy things about it.
Is it true you believe there was a lost tribe of Israelites here, and then the natives killed them so God turned the natives' skin red?
Is it true you believe Jesus and God are space aliens that were given control over this planet?
Is it true that you believe you will be given a planet of your own to govern on judgement day, if you're a good mormon?
Mason Myers
>not believing in the trinity >Christian
Angel Murphy
>Is it true you believe there was a lost tribe of Israelites here, and then the natives killed them so God turned the natives' skin red?
yes, although mormons argue about the skin part
>Is it true you believe Jesus and God are space aliens that were given control over this planet?
No
Is it true that you believe you will be given a planet of your own to govern on judgement day, if you're a good mormon?
Yes
John Gutierrez
The second m is silent.
Carson Walker
I can't speak to the first one (although they did "used to" believe that black people would become white if they practiced mormonism)
But my father-in-law is a mormon "Bishop", and they do believe that God is a space alien and that Jesus is his alien son. And yes, they also believe that you will be given your own planet on judgement day.
They also consider their church officials "prophets" and hold secret rituals that the almost arbitrarily-chosen higher-ups perform but are not allowed to talk about.
It's a cult on par with scientology.
William Adams
>albania
non-whites need not apply
Ryan Hall
>yes, although...
Then why is there no evidence for any Israelite civilization ever existing?
>Yes
That just seems like wish fulfillment
Samuel Hall
>No
Bullshit. They absolutely believe that God is an alien from a planet called Kolob, and that he has a wife.
Nicholas Cooper
>they do believe that God is a space alien and that Jesus is his alien son. And yes, they also believe that you will be given your own planet on judgement day. >They also consider their church officials "prophets" and hold secret rituals that the almost arbitrarily-chosen higher-ups perform but are not allowed to talk about.
gonna need a source on that
Charles Nelson
>alien
all accurate, not the alien part tho
Xavier Ward
Kek did i hit your fee-fees?
Cameron Powell
I'm sure the disproportionately Mormon intelligence agencies are watching SLC very closely.
Andrew Moore
>why is there no evidence for any Israelite civilization ever existing? do you mean an israeli american new world civilization? we are just starting to find evidence, look up the mound builders
>That just seems like wish fulfillment idk guess it depends how you look at it, it makes more sense, with our existence being part of an eternal cycle
Adam Jackson
stay mad nigger
Aaron Collins
How is the alien part not accurate? They literally believe he is from another planet.
Luke Morgan
The fact that you're fishing pictures off the internet specifically to try to insult me clearly shows you're the mad on here, Mor(m)on.
Thomas Butler
>They literally believe he is from another planet. it's more of an actual celestial location than a planet
also we believe he is god, not a space alien
David Morris
You get your own planet n shiet nigga, you get to be a gawd after you die.
Levi Sanchez
can't hear you over my pure aryan genes
Matthew King
Fine, whatever it takes to save the white race, just don't go cucking afterwards when your religion becomes the target of (((them)))
Brandon Ross
>Why haven't you read the Book of Mormon Sup Forums? I'm white. White people don't join religions. That is why Mitt is so atomically assblasted about immigration.
I am a christian i doubt that the trinity is real i dont belief we have a immortal soul i also dont belief in hell
Jeremiah Lee
>Better brush up on your Spanish. we literally segregate them into their own meetings to avoid racemixing
every mormon i know hates spics
Asher Jackson
Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!
Lincoln Fisher
see
Thomas Foster
Believe god is a bring of "flesh and bone" from the planetary system of kolab, literally believing in aliens
Josiah Hernandez
Moronism... I mean Mormonism is a fucking cult.
John Sanchez
>Believe god is a bring of "flesh and bone" from the planetary system of kolab, literally believing in aliens
except we believe he is human (or was at one point), therefore not an alien
William Gutierrez
Space alien doesn't just mean ET ayy lmao.
Being from another planet within our universe makes him an alien.
Anthony Watson
>Mormonism is a fucking cult. baka
see
Jacob Sanders
>Being from another planet within our universe makes him an alien.
but we believe he's human, or used to be
Lincoln Harris
You are not Christians - you are in the same category as the Jehovas Witnesses. You're literally a cult.
Brandon Howard
B-But Zog Senpai, What if my world is one of shota and loli
Andrew Fisher
Being from another planet still makes you an alien to this one.
Superman is an alien even though he looks human. Get it?
Austin Powell
Nice try Joe. Former mormon reporting in.
I will assume you are young and weren't in the temple before 1991 and they removed the blood oath bit. Yes it was real. And in a way its still in the ceremony.
They dont explain anymore what those two hand signs mean. one where you make a fist and tick out your thumb with one hand and make a cupped shape with the other.
This is to symbolize a knife that will cut your throat and stomach if you betray the Mormons. The cupped hand is to catch what spews out of you.
now. just making the hand signs "will do" since Mormons are deathly afraid of being labled as cooky or cultish. As if their history of Polygamy/Polyamory isn't enough of a red flag.
They baptize their youth in a tub carried by a dozen stone oxen in proxy for the dead. Look at the symbols on the outside of the temples and you will find many references to the sun, moon, and stars. which they believe symbolize the three kingdoms you are sorted into after you die.
Logan Richardson
Believing that good people get their own planet with an infinite number of wives after they die is not Christianity.
Neither is not believing in the trinity.
Jordan Johnson
You Mormons have a weird-ass creed but darned if you aren't by far the nicest people I've ever met.
Asher Watson
pls continue
Wyatt Jones
Then you ain't a Christian. The trinity is in every version, orthodox, catholic, even protestants
Camden Collins
>Neither is not believing in the trinity. Neo catholic nonsense. show me where the trinity is mentioned in the bible
>Believing that good people get their own planet with an infinite number of wives after they die is not Christianity we don't believe in the wife part, and just because we have our own ideas about heaven doesn't mean we don't believe in or follow Christ. you really wanna spend eternity sitting around praising god in one never ending church session? sounds like hell to me
>This guy just got home from mexico 2 transfers ago and thinks he can just give Sup Forums the biggest redpill of them all
GLHF
Leo Lee
Will the church ever accept trannies?
Basically the only thing stopping me from going all in.
Heavenly father changed his mind bout the blacks, why not for us trannies? C'mon I'll even be straight and marry a good mormon man and adopt children and raise them in the church.
Why is it that he made me like I am if I can't be who I am and be accepted in my community?
Here is a video of a ceremony I have participated in many times. And i have seen this exact video in the mormon temple easily dozens of times and participated in it. After the mormons end this ceremony they enter a place in the temple they refer to as "The Celestial room" which is to symbolize the celestial kingdom. Which is where the God of our Universe, Eloheim lives. Many ebleive that they can receive special spiritual guidence here. And you have to go thru with this ceremony first for yourself to become a Adult Mormon. (to receive your garment, the magical underwear, to go on a mission, or to be married/sealed for time and all eternity with your spouse). there are two variations of this video that I have seen with different inflections/actors but with the same words. but I would say this is the more common one people see.
You will notice there are some intermissions. this is when they will exchange what are without a doubt masonic handshakes. What they call the first and second signs of the nail. Passing them off as their own revelation from God but really they are the same handshakes. Joseph Smith was a known Freemason. But if your bishop finds our your a Mason now you will be excommunicated.
mormonexpression.com/?page_id=4460 this is a good archive of work that has been done covering many mormon topics for people either questioning, leaving, or have left the church. Most Mormons are not the type to care enough even when they leave exactly what was actually going on. But anyone who does their research will find the whole thing is a con job.
For this topic I would recommend Episode 200. The top 10 changes to the Mormon temple. I can speak from personal experience that things were very different before 1991.
You all can AMA. Next i'm gong to drop a few things that most mormons definitely don't know but i learned from one of my mission companions who's family is much higher up in the church.
Leo Diaz
Because your church is a cult. God didn't "change his mind" about blacks. Your bullshit cult more and more tries to hide their real views and practices so that they aren't labeled as the lunatic crazies they are.
James Reed
You're being tested. God wants you to work through your mental illness and be a strong father.
so many BYU girls go to get their MRS degree. You too can go to college to meet your future wife.
Christopher Foster
>God didn't "change his mind" about blacks he changed his mind about jews
Jace Scott
I don't want to be a father though. I never wanted to be. I wanna be a mother.
I don't want that. It's not me. This can't be a test. Where in the Bible or the Book or anywhere say that its bad? (not leviticus plz)
Yeah, I can join if I pretend to be a guy. I don't look like a guy. I don't want to get GRS (chopping my dick off) so thats not a problem. But I want to be able to be who I really am rather than pretend to be a dude.
Uhh, no?
Wyatt Nelson
Your cult was founded by actual racist pedophile polygamists. The modern momo church has to regularly change their policies and public stances to conform or be cast out even more than they are from the rest of society.
Adrian Baker
I'm not a Mormon myself, but am deeply impressed by the life skills you goys teach your children from a young age. Otherwise, I find you all very irritating and banal.
Samuel Moore
I agree, they do need a minor reformation.
And all relgions are cults basically. And almost all religions had pedos. Look at catholics.
Polygamy isn't a thing anymore cept with crazies and you can understand why they wanted it. They needed to do the muzzie approach. We're above that now though.
Alexander Garcia
Marie Joshua Tree bears the fruit.
Julian Green
Mormons belive that the garden of eden was in Missouri. Ina place they call
The mormon church owns it. What they dont know is that the highest members of the church believe that Jesus will appear there before the second coming. The prophet will receive a prompting that he and the apostles are to go there. There is a grove or a separations of trees somewhere in there where Jesus will appear. Would be very interested if someone where to examine any satellite photos of the location. He will not touch the ground or that would be his actual second coming. There they will receive special instruction. The Mormons have long been preparing for this. They are very interdependent economically. Have like 7 years worth of grain stored up. The church owns all of the downtown salt lake area and their quorums of 70 and apostles run all of the day to day business. With this they equate spirituality with financial success.
Many of those that work in the church are aware of this. And will leak out that this is starting if they ever notice that the Prophet and the Apostles all book a flight to Missouri at the same time. They are all often traveling the world independantly and will only be in the same place for either General Conference or something special. If i remember right there is something online where they tell you where they are at any given moment. they might have stopped this. They will take every opportunity they can afford to say they are being transparent.
I also have been told, in a very convincing manner. That the Prophet still has one of the seer stones that Joe Smith used to translate the Book of Mormon. The knowledge passed down is that if anyone but the Prophet looks thru it they will die. But it is also known by those up top that the Prophet cant seem to use it. And every prophet has tried.
Have said most of this before. might be familiar to some. would recommend someone screncap.
also AMA
Adrian Moore
Anyone go to YSA?
Luis Ortiz
>testimony meeting
The absolute worst thing to bring an investigator to.
Logan Morales
Sounds like some bitching Pagan shit tbqh.
Christian Gomez
The seer stone is in their vault. They released pictures of it. It's just a rock that looks like a polished turd. kek
Adam Brown
>I want to be able to be who I really am rather than pretend to be a dude.
pretty sure they won't require you to change anything but they probably won't let you into the temple
>Uhh, no? the jews were his chosen people until he changed his mind
you think it's a coincidence that the west fell after the death of jesus and the information age didn't kick off until joseph smith restored the gospel?
(ps are u cute? not too late to start that mormon family)
Aiden Thomas
>Mormon threads >On Sup Forums
NIIIIIICE
Adam Taylor
I did once. Was boring AF. I'm a terrible Mormon despite my parents' best efforts.
