If you had a time machine what would you do?

if you had a time machine what would you do?

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Fuck your mom

Go back in time, save Anne Frank raise her as my younger sister they marry her.

fpbp

Convince Hitler to stage his death by using one of his three body-doubles and take him with me in the future so i can learn his ways.

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>see a stupid as fuck post on Sup Forums asking about time travel
>dedicate your life to making a time machine to fuck OP's mom
>succeed, return to the present
>realize OP is your son
>realize you may never have any other children and desperately try to find him
>two weeks later you learn he killed himself because some faggot said he would fuck his mom in the first reply to his thread

is Seth Putnam still dead?

Save the third reich.

I'd go back in time and falcon punch your mum until she aborts you.

If I go back in time then won't my time machine not exist. I think you can only go forward in time.

Go back 1 hour and fuck myself

Wait, so then if....


Is this possible in theory?

a better plot than modern hollywood, well done

you obviously don't know much about timemachines.

I would go to the future and see how bad we have gotten

Because they only exist in movies/porn

Stain those mountain tops, bb

How can you go forward in time if it's the future doesn't exist yet?

what sort of time machine?

I would PRAISE KEK eternally.

Multiverse theory hopefully, but knowing my luck it might end up linear

Relativity or some shit. Time just goes forward slower for you than for people around you as you get closer to light speed, if I heard what black science man said correctly

Well 1945 would be a hell of a lot different

...

But time doesn't exist in Norway

I'd go live in Rome & convince them to exterminate the Jews. Instead of just destroying their temple.

get me some dubs

oh wait

Kill Karl Marx

off by one, queer.

check these

I would go back in time and give Hitler the means to win World War 2.

You know too much.

Fast-forward to the apocalypse.

anne frank

You are like a little baby
Watch this

KEKK

What if you travel to a point where the universe has been destroyed?

This.
Undoubtedly some other Jew would come up with his ideas since it was a conspiracy all along, but at least it would delay the events long enough for Hitler to win.

Checked

i was talking with kek

kek says fuck you

Best answer here.

kek

i'm sorry

the romans tried to exterminate the jews 3 times. there is an epic story about them holding out on a plateau.

the romans were fucking retarded about war on the later days.

Freeze to death probably

put a bullet in some feds

You mean Massada. The Romans fought daily for 3 years to take that fort, the built a new side to the mou rain it was on. Facing capture every single one of the Jewish men women and children chose death by suicide over enslavement by pagans

yep. I am no kike lover, but I do love their stories. the woman who raised me was a filthy jew, but she had excellent stories.

Rape, so much rape.

kill the pepe creator

Because the only thing that doesn't exist is the past because it already happened. Think of time like a beach. The sand is the water and the ocean is the time. And the part that touches the ocean and sand like that black line that's the present.

shart

S-spielberg is that you?

Save her

Kill myself and destroy the timeline

I'd promise myself I'd come to a particular date. Then if multiversity I'd roll a dice once a week and if I get a 6 I'd go back to the date i arranged. If the science holds up I should get at least a few dozen versions of myself and we'd stage a battle royale to see who's the best.

>The sand is the water

Impregnate young Hillary.

Save him.

GO BACK IN TIME, TELL TESLA TO RELEASE EVERYTHING HE DOES FOR FREE WHILE GIVING HIM MONEY. FUCK THE JEWS OVER.

Mail a letter to Lenin about Stalin, so Stalin gets shot

Help hitler win with information from the future

kennedy made our modern military. kennedy put all the money into """special""" forces.

kennedy should have known what was going to happen when he tried to fuck with the bank.

also, he was a catholic.

I'd go with a stungun and rape famous historical figures using my future knowledge and spying on them to find them during moments I knew they were alone or vulnerable.

I'd take videos of them as well, then upload them on a porn site in the late 90s called TitorTube.