Realistically, who would win?

Realistically, who would win?

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Autistically, who would win?

Ethan would destroy Bond by using his John Woo powerup from the second film.

Wick.

Bond's survival is most often due to some lucky break. Joe Mission wins here.

Get some rest boys, you look tired.

*double taps your path*

>being this pleb

choose your fighter lads

Kino Reeves and The Real Human Bean are the only real contenders here

Sersha is not for fighting!

correct

Eggy and Wick just so I could sit back and watch the fight scenes.

>pic related for the plebs

dominic and goose

El Mariachi and Samir
minorities ftw

Chev Chelios

Hey Bond how's the wife?

rolling for wick

Idris Elba

Crank can't die

>El Mariachi
>minorities
Banderas is white dipshit

both lose

what movie is driver from

What

Chev from Crank survives falling out of a plane and being set on fire.

John Wick is easily the most skilled when it comes to killing people.

It's a tie between those two really. I'd probably still pick The Goose though so I can hang out with him and play Real Human Bean on repeat.

Driver's autism is simply too powerful for the normies.

give me toretto family

Goose, because he'd just sit austisticly on a chair, not saying anything.
The other fighter would eventually drop his guard, bemusedly flick him on the side of the face.

"Hey buddy, anybody home?".

Ultra-violent, repressed-rage fueled, skull-shattering retard-strength head-stomping ensues.
Ends with Goose going back to sitting in his chair. Room now coated in gore.

who is goos e?

t. india

ryan gosling plays the driver, my poo in loo friend

Realistically, it comes down to Smith from Shoot Em Up and Chev from Crank.

*kneecaps your wives*

Frank since in the comics he's killed thousands of people and to all these other characters it's either their job or a personal vendetta but it's basically his lifestyle to plan and execute murders as efficiently as possible, only characters who'd stand a chance would be tactically minded ones like Robert, Bourne or Ethan who might outsmart him by using other characters as bait to predict where he'll be and get a sniper shot off at him first.

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Q: Bond...you are in location.


007: Going dark...

Q: Wait! what!? oh dear...

(abandoned train yard)

Bond walks along the rusty traacks and a hooded figure appears from the mist.

Hunt: Heard a lot about you.

007: Most people do...then they dont hear anything ever again.

Hunt takes off the hood....

Hunt: Look I dont want to hurt you just get out of my way before the package detonates.

007: Im sorry I cant let you do that..I have orders to stop you....at any cost.

Hunt: Move.

007: Make it easy on yourself...I will bring you in...

Hunt: Yeahh? You'll bring me in? (Ethan lowers his gun and places on the ground)

SUDDENLY GRABS A ROUND SMOKE BOMB FROM HIS BACK POCKET AND THROWS IT AT 00S FACE.


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Ethan starts to run while 007 is coughin and looking around, then looks at his wrist GPS to the package location.

007 starts to run after him and fires a couple of rounds....both barely miss Ethan's head.

Ethan stops suddenly....

007 keeps going full speed and tackles Ethan

Ethan takes out a knife and 007 stops him right before it hits his neck.

007: Stop! I dont want to kill you!

Ethan: Impossible...

Ethan elbows 007 and starts to run again.... we see he starts to lose speed... Ethan looks down at his right leg and he has a dart in it.

007 smiles

Ethan's leg goes numb and 007 knees him right in the fucking face and then takes out a steel wire from his watch and tries to choke Ethan.

Ethan grabs something from his belt, its a miniature laser, he cuts the wire but he also injures his face in the process (scar under eye)

Ethan hits 007 in the knees and then palm strikes him on the nose....he's out Ethan goes to complete the mission.


Ethan receives a call....puts the earbuds in.

Ethan: who is this?

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Bourne: You look tired Ethan...take a breath...dont look for the package.

The Punisher can't lose

Except his family.

shiettt....

This would be the greatest battle royale fucking ever.

Throw in that one guy that Tyler Perry played, let me google it:
here:

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Alex Cross lol

This. It comes down to who is the more autistic.

Smith is underrated

Shoot em Up is John Wick plus fucking Looney Toons

At one point he puts bullets between his knuckles and sticks his hand in front of a fireplace to shoot someone.

More like Alex Crossdresser.

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