>BREAKING: Hillary Clinton receives approval to debate Donald Trump via latest 3-D holographic rendering technology. Mrs. Clinton's campaign says the bold move is a play for Millenial voters. Top democrats believe the strategy is likely to disrupt Trump for a change now that Clinton is reinventing the political playbook herself.
Hillary, there's an urgent problem in the- >COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH Hillary, there's an ur- >COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH Hillary, this is a matter of national security. >sips water Hillary, we need your input now. >COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH Hillary, people are dy- >holds up finger Hillary, please. >slips behind curtain >reemerges 10 minutes later Hilary, are you ok? >... >faints Fuck, just get Tim Kaine on the line. >wakes up 90 minutes later >hugs a minority child >remind me, what were we talking about?
kind of reasonable since he was at a church, but the media will have unreasonable response to this
James Wilson
Her campaign's death spiral is only beginning
Grayson Sullivan
Inshaliday, may peace be upon you brother.
Ryan Adams
I am too deep in lad, i can't quit now.
If i disappear soon you will know who got me.
Ayden Morales
feels good
Eli Kelly
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!
Ryan Williams
That would be unreal
Easton Sullivan
...and he complied and wrapped up the speech, besides the host being a bitch, what is the issue here?
Christopher Thomas
Skin's where all the flavor is, but yeah. Cutting out the skin is a good idea.
Eventually people will realize that diet matters far less than exercise, and Trump has been extremely active his whole life.
Hillary drinks like a sailor, Trump hasn't touched the stuff
>B-b-but he's 70, he HAS to be sick with something!
These leftists are baffled by the fact that Trump is healthy. It infuriates them. Everybody must be a drug-addled degenerate. It's unthinkable to them that he lived clean and it actually payed off.
Do her twitter people hate her or what is going on?
Nathaniel King
the get will kill hillary
Joseph Mitchell
does trump have a rally today?
Oliver Rogers
...
Eli Rodriguez
>which of Clinton's assassins do you think she'll send after Assange? >pls respond
I personally think she'll send Harry Heck. Pic related
Oliver Foster
Anyone else find it curious that illary started tanking after the alt-right speech.
Michael Hernandez
the MSM is scrambling to find one.
Joshua Sanders
>New Gallup poll is out that shows record low number of Americans believe the media, only 32%. Try 6%, shill harder you faggot.
Samuel Torres
"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded! They're all those of justice!" -DJT Make America Great Again!
Evan Butler
Oh, but she's said that once she's president, she'll stop doing that herself! (No word on whether or not doing it as Sec of State for years was any better)
Aiden Miller
Eh, I think Popeyes has good meat itself.
Oliver Perry
literally "will you stop beating your wife"-style question
>hes really polite while they act incredibly rude oh wow, its nothing
Jack Thompson
Clintons only strategy is to claim Trump is whatever she gets accused of.
Childish and fucking petty, blatantly obvious. Just watch, if those DNCleaks about Bill still fucking "bimbos" rises to the surface they will go after Trump and call him unfaithful, cheater, etc.
These people are fucking scum.
Robert Hughes
Amazing digits user Kek truly is magnificent
Lucas Sanchez
What does William Grey, the former gay lover of David Brock, know that Brock paid "blackmail" to keep him quiet about?
Daniel James
she messed with the wrong god
James Jenkins
Someone call them out for fat shaming
Camden Gray
We're going to miss you after your tragic accident of rollerblading down the stairs.
Leo Long
Checked. Shadilay to you too, friendo.
Jordan Ward
Assange has a failsafe set up. That's why he hasn't been assassinated.
Juan Campbell
Not at all, the audience was polled before the speech.
>what they wanted: to stop focusing on trump and talk about her polices
>what they got: MEMES
Aiden Morales
>they will cover this more than they will cover the DNC leak
Come on now user, you're implying they'll even mention it
Zachary Gomez
Superb work by /cfg/ (assuming they are the masterminds behind the image).
Noah Jones
prove me wrong, drumpfkins
Xavier Peterson
Wait really? Are these polls out there?
Xavier Myers
That's true, popeyes is king of fried chicken
it's all about that dark meat
Adam Diaz
the well is dry user. it's funny as shit to see the left this desperate.
Jace Green
No shit. We have proof of collusion.
Cameron Evans
Damn nigga
Cameron Bell
She's a paranoid conspiracy theorist who is calling normal underdogs violent and dangerous white supremacists and trying to claim this is all a Russian conspiracy.
Then she fucking dies or something, we still haven't seen her, and gets tossed head first into a van, not only that, but has been lying about it for years and lied multiple times about it in a single day. It's over for her.
Christian Kelly
It's when she became officially desperate and started scapegoating literal memes. Juxtaposed with collapsing at a 9-11 memorial is a campaign suicide. Let this be a lesson to those who would invoke the direct ire of an ancient chaos god
Charles Ward
Even both CNN and monmouth are giving trump the edge top kek.
Now all is left is for SJW/Marxist to do the same and the race is fucking
>inb4 nate thalium and cuck top start correcting polls
Christopher Powell
Of course they are, but Trump handled everything perfectly.
They are going to just end up failing 10 feet faster
Jason Powell
>the girl I like unironically calls trump 'drumpf'
