Why haven't you left the Imperium and joined the Tau?

Why haven't you left the Imperium and joined the Tau?

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>literally cuntfaces
Exterminatus when?

SPESS MEHNREENS
TODEI
DE ENEMEH
IS AT OUR DOOR

Fuck you liberal communists. Our beautifully pure terran females reject the BIG BLUE COCK
Die

Nurgle is the ultimate redpill

Degenerate

PURGE THE UNCLEAN

It's like the tau for lazy cunts who want to die so no.

>Blood Angel calling others unclean

Frig off

>space weaboos
>not glorious, all-encompassing empire embracing tradition, glory, and combat

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If he loves them so much explain the Imperial guard causality rate.
He us a corpse on a throne.

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they fight more wars.

Hillary woudl fit in well among the other xenos, considering she is a fucking reptilian

Tau don't have dicks, they hardly even have females

Nurgle is the right choice for the alt-right

*bug noise*

Join the Enclave

Fuck the (((Ethereals)))

Because I'm a human.....

Duuuuuuh???

bunch of xen worshiping fuck nuggets.

We could probably join Chaos though.

Pre lore retcon & nerf Necrons > everything

>tfw marching across the board with troll-tastically overpowered basic units that could take out a land raider and refused to stay dead

t. weeboo commie

The Tau accept all as equals.

>look how cool and manly I am with my preteen concepts of cool and manlyness
GW has only itself and its fans to blame.

*nothing personal, kid*

>Nurgle is the right choice for the alt-right

Fat slobs who personify atrophy?

A Tyranid Hive Fleet is passing through this thread

Dubs disrupts synapse
Trips kills fleet

Tau have a mixed political stance of communism, hillarys im with her. And indian hierarchies.
And everyone is equal. Just tau are more equal.
Im good thanks

shiiiiiiiiiiii....

Anyone try that WH40k mod for stellaris?

The EU is for pussys, fuck your greater good!

Forgot vid
youtube.com/watch?v=eRDPPbJPIGs

VENT BOWELS IN VACUUM detected.

all these retard who think Tau is communism. It's a caste system.

Tau need to learn to poo in loo!

>Nurgle
>Not Tzeench
>Implyig rotting decay and death are not just a phase of change

Roll for the Blood God

>literally space commies
no thank you

Because I'm playing Infinity and killing Muslims instead.

>Implying change and scheming are not the products of a rotten mind

Funny because Haqqislam are the best looking minis

>Being a comme fucking faggot

Honorary human right here

The EU is the closest your getting to TAU, don't tell me there isn't a caste system at play there with the ruling elites at brussels.

I bet the Tau are big on there gay rights, forcing PC censorship on the lower castes

ROLL FOR CRIMSON FISTS

YOU ARE INSISTIN ON A FISTIN

Got a call for you OP

>tau
The what? I'm stationed on the spinward edge of Segmentum Obscurus and I haven't heard of any Tau. From your pic are they like a rogue mechanicus branch or some kind minor xenos?

I asked some of the guys around camp and they didn't know what a Tau is, and I asked our engineer and he pulled his Dick outta the Russ and yelled at me for asking stupid questions.

Could somebody fill me in on what a tau is? Is it some kinda meme? I'm kinda new to this Aquila Statue crafting forum.

D..Don't be racist to are Kruut b..brothers, they are an importent element to are forces

>Implying rotting i and death are not "changing" state/existence of something.
>Implying Slaanesh, Khorn and Nurgle not representing the limited views and emotions of the sentient being
>Implying change is not the only ultimate truth that a sapient baing can understand
>Implying the changing of change is not change by definition :^)

because i'm not a blueskin, i couldn't join even if i wanted to (which i don't)

>this thread

The Tau are an egalitarian society welcoming all. I left the Imperium and its Corpse god for the bliss of the Tau

Think humanoids.p
But with blue skin
Black eyes.
Vaginas on their foreheads.
Hoofed feet.
No CQC whatsoever.

QUIET, PESTS!

Hurry, the memestealers are coming, only trips can save pepe from being liberal meme in the DNC Hive fleet.

#Notallkroots

The Tau are manlets

Check em

eternal life demands eternal war
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Quick! Abbadon the Failure is coming for your home world, but he won't destroy it if you produce the holy trips of the grey knights!

Roll a 666 and survive!

purpla is da sneekiest

Achmed T. Xeno

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit Look at my new ride !
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Why is it 50$ for 10 plastic little men?

The Tau are so racist!
#Krootlivesmatter

Who the fuck is this little shit.

Just play total warhammer.

ALL SHALL FALL.

> the ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((tau))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Fucking heretics

I still don't get it. Are they like a type of mutants or xenos? And why are people shilling for an obscure heretic commune?

That's heresy buddy. Reported ;^)
>webm related (it's your house in about 10 minutes)

necron science is z best in z world

It´s garbage

Slaanesh follower

>he doesn't cast his own miniatures
I haven't bought anything from CA for 3 years and I have a huge army. The cost of materials is cheap as fuck in bulk. No one's ever noticed

tell me how

dub sss and ((((((GM))))) add a new chaos god that is a frog

/tg/ sticky, or ask us we're nice guys

What is this from

YOU STAND NO CHANCE

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saucier, tell me your secret?
wich anime is this?

Real men support Malal

because chaos is the only true answer

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>Not 3D printing your own figures
Fuckin normies

Behold our STC

By his will

Done and done, good job

>joined the Tau?

Tau haven't even left their home planet yet. 40k years in the future they were a new species on the interplanetary stage.

THE GREATER GOOD!

A FUCKING LEAF!!!!

PRAISE BE KEK

Trump would support chaos

Wow

except they subtly genocide other species who aren't the original species who refuse to integrate,. That isn't EU at all.

>not accepting the enlightenment of the chaos undivided pill

you played your smelly senpai

>mfw I just realized the Tau are really Sweden in space
>pretends multi-culti is good and nice but really considers themselves above those disgusting barbarians

Inquisitor Animu Tiddies from the Ordo Xenos vanquished the foes of the imperium and mankind once again. Praise the Emperor

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Asian girls kill the hive fleet?
Who'd thunk it

home 3d printers don't have the resolution yet afaik.

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