Batman: Gotham Knights #32 Storytime

Because an user in the mundane thread requested that this be storytimed and I'm curious as well how much of a "slice-of-life/off the cape" issue this is.

I want to see Alfred force feed Bruce.

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I'm touched by this page.

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This is delightful user. Thanks for posting. I very much enjoy this philanthropic incarnation of Bruce.

Anyone lurking??

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You betcha user, keep it going! Or sleep. You do you, but I am reading!

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So Batman comes just before midnight everyday just to play a few moves with Two-Face?

I gotta say this has been a very calming issue.

Spoke too soon.

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And that's it for this issue!

Not bad. Thanks for the storytime

Grayson was a cop? And wouldn't his friends know Wayne is his adopted father?

IIRC Dick's early career was as follows:
Acrobat > Robin > College (dropped out) > Nightwing > Police

I stopped lurking for a minute but I am back, and inclined to agree.

Wow. I mean, I guess it all ended over a decade ago, but wow.
Yeah, between Zero Hour and Infinite Crisis, Nightwing was a beat cop for the Bludhaven Police Department.

COIE-to-New-52 Dick's employment/hero history was basically this:
Acrobat > Robin >College (dropped out) > Nightwing > Batman (briefly) > Bartender > Police > Mob Enforcer > Fashion Model > Gym Instructor > Museum Curator > Batman (again)

He's done a lot. E2 Dick became a lawyer and a diplomat IIRC. Good deal either way.

user, you should post more Gotham Knights. If 32 is the boring life of Bruce Wayne, issue 18 is the boring life of Batman.

Or just post issues at random. I mean, how often do you get to see Batman fail at cooking?

Thanks