Badselfeater.com

1 hour until we find out what the fuck is with badselfeater.com

Fuck off shills

We already know how it ends

I already have my debit card out. can't wait to buy whatever they are selling.

This is the 4th thread I've seen on this in the past 2 minutes. Fuck off

It's gonna be the goatse picture and play the rick rolled music. Sorry to ruin the ending.

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i think it has something to do with hillary clinton and trump and money

inb4 it redirects to the Infowars store

I'm onto you, Alex

i swear if some faggot band releases their fucking indie album im going to be pissed

I can't believe so many sad twats went so far as to psycho analyse every little minuscule detail of this fucking PR stunt. What a waste of time.

i cant believe youre a faggot

t. basement-dwelling Amerishart who made the OP pic.

>1 hour
and 25 minutes mongol

these shit memes trying to play it off are making me think it must be something important

>Fuck off shills
>proceeds to shill a shitty viral marketing campaign

I propose we all kekists summon lord KEK repeating loud and clear the words "KEK wills it" 8 times the moment when the clock goes 0

Looks like the falling has his hands tied and leg tied to the other

Fitting that BSE will finish at almost the same time as the holiest GET in human history. Shadilay, brothers!

Probably because you're an underage faggot

>Contantly making threads shilling this shitty art project
>Calling others shills
Oh the irony

>probably nothin
>ordered dominos and about to get comfy anyways
>tfw I'm eating pizza during THE END

This. Probably viral marketing for a shitty Michael Moore documentary

Get those laughing reaction faces ready for when it's revealed that all these neckbeard autists wasted their time analysing this crap

Oh, bad self eater anagrams out to Federal Beast.

I get it.

Yay for American Horror Story viral marketing. Good show, but it is literally the FUBU of fags

Sorry for going /x/, but it looks like they're exposing a scandal both Trump and Clinton are in on.

This...

It's fucking nothing, but let's see.

Was wondering why no one pointed this out.

> Badselfeater is 2pac's new album
> 2pac is alive

Holy shit guys, am I unto something here?

>both work for the establishment

THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

new hannibal sesason

Hmmm

Praised be KEK

one of the cadidates will die.

>the counter reaches zero and alex jones appears holding super male vitality
i will kek so hard

listen to the fucking video. It's Evan Peters voice from AHS. AHS season 6 starts tonight. Coincidence? I think not.

It's going to be yet another 'law of attraction' repackaging, this time with a meme-level NWO/Illuminati/fiat-currency theme, in addition to the traditional vague new-age bullshit.

no doubt going to be quoting the bible.

shit like this happens every election, being 16yo none of you would know that

>as above so below
That links it to cicada

>bse is field day of cicada recruits confirmed

You read it here first

**Warning that website has aids**

Oh man BSE and the 88888888 are gonna happen at the same time. The shitposting is gonna be good

How much time? I can't open it right now. Greatly appreciated.

inb4 it's some faggy netflix show or something

Sup Forums BTFO. its nothing, drumpfkins. go to sleep.

49mins

Europe will be sleeping...

when the clock hits zero the will be revealed.

Thank you very much

Is it supposed to be playing a movie?

>they wasted their time having fun

Gee we sure showed them

I swear if this turns out to be marketing for some show or movie..

where are you from? when i got to school they were doing an emergency test with loud sirens, and also my phone got a "test" emergency message from campus yesterday

I will awake.

Cheers
8s get

Praise kek.

This has happened before, a whole subreddit was dedicated to one of these cryptic countdowns and it turned out to be a promotion for something. Anyone else remember?

>inb4 leddit

I'm a changed man

That's what they're supposed to make you think. Split your shill forces into two, one that insists it's actually something, one that insists it's viral marketing for another franchise, users are left fighting between the two and ignoring the actual identity of Mr. Teeth.

The US will cease to exist.

/k/ here

Nothing chills me more than
>he got treaded on

dude I'm telling you that's Evan Peters voice. It's AHS season 6.

i just got a Samsung Alert telling me to connet with family

>fuck off shills

Aren't you the shill? This is obviously viral marketing.

If it is, they did a very bad job to get it out to the masses. Fail on their part.

When the countdown ends it's going to play JFK's famous speech.

The very word secrecy... is repugnant

do not watch the videos by forgotten languages
you are content with your life and curiosity is not logical if there is a chance it can destroy your life.

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This is either going to be some 0-day or a shitty left "art project"

its faggot fedora tier shit

You mean that shit that used to pronounce stuff?

Idk guys, idk about where you are but the weather has changed to something weird where I am at. Dark clouds slowly moving in. Not in the forcast.

>inb4 rick roll

checked. this has to be some shitty art project.

So my friend messaged Mr. Teeth on FB last night, and a 10 minutes later he received a picture of a bill on google drive from a gibberish email address. His FB email is private.

tacoma fags are silent.

$1 AU my friends. Gold is going to crash

hope its not some fag viral marketing and something shuts off

I live 30 minutes from Tacoma

double checked. it's confirmed by kek now.

>OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR DA SUPER SECRET CODE
>Commercial for "We are All Muslims" the movie

Can't wait for these autists to spew projectile diarrhea all over their fedora collections. This is literally a recreation of Ralphie decoding the Ovaltine ad in A Christmas Story.

Holy shit this literally looks like an 8th grader making a power point, how could anyone mistake this for a real habbening.

The fact that you think it could be anything but proves you're a moron.

Now

so what was it?

it played for me a little while ago and then went back to the clock

Mfw count is near 0.

It's a countdown to a super male vitality sale.

OP, this is what happens when you tryhard a meme.

can't wait for this shit to be over

as user said before if this is for some shitty tv show or movie we have to fucking internet rape them

Is someone going to livestream it for us?

I dont want to become a circa 3301 after the 0 marker

What if this is Nolans new movie, will we all give him a bravo?

Checked and witnessed. Super Male Vitality to flood the global markets.

kek wills this and only this

Why is Tacoma relevant?

>ITT: people who are too young to remember eon8

get the fuck out of here.

it disturbs me that it'll be revealed so close to the 88888888 get...

is website induced ego death possible?

Yeah, that sounds right. There was a YouTube channel and people were working so hard to crack the code.

Cooloreeni