What if Draco Malfoy was a cute girl?

What if Draco Malfoy was a cute girl?

It would be extremely kawaii
Yes I know that's Diana IDGAF

draconia malfoy

Who saying SHE ever wasn't a cute girl? JK has been known to retcon characters

Diana is nothing like Malfoy, though, at least not in the show

what if harry potter was a cute girl

would have been awesome, you don't even have to change that much

Even if Draco was a girl just to fulfill your beta nu-male fetishes, which you acquired from heavy porn, internet and videogame consumption, it would still be one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

you have to go back

t. Sneedposter

How is this in any way related to video games?

based

imagine she stands over petrified harry with her skirt and kicks him in the face

Hands off me you damn dirty ape is suddenly hundred times hotter

Wasn't Draco supposed to be a girl that was Harry's love interest but Rowling changed it?

Thought I read that somewhere

>Harry casts Sectumsempra
>fem-Malfoy's blouse and skirt get shredded to pieces

>dude what if x was female
the opening for is 100% correct
GO BACK

catfight with hermione in Prisoner of Azkaban

That would've been more interesting than the potato nigger he got

>Lucius Malfoy's face when his daughter marries Harry Potter and has 3/4-blood kids

Her name is Diana Cavendish.

gay romance would ensue

Diana is nothing like Malfoy. Diana is a good girl.

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