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*sips tea and chuckles*
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WHAT
Get over it. He's a moron
Sage
*unzips johnson*
aaand, whut is Aleppo?
>would
DUDE WEED LMAO
i am now #feelingthejohnson
If you're including people who will NEVER ever be President you might as well include Tom Brady, Michael Phelps and Serena Williams in there.
"Aaron Rodgers would be the fittest President ever! The gayest too!"
$30,000 Meme
Is gary iplying that he will be president? Because that's where his premise starts to break down
>Presidential candidate mistakes the words President and Candidate
Gary "The correct term is undocumented" Johnson
"president"
Did he ride his bike to a leppo?
gary johnson is a hot head
*sips whats and Aleppos*
A L E P P O
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Implying Gary would ever be president
Trump will be the fittest president of all time, since this Gary retard will never get elected.
>putting all that damage and stress to your body just for a photo op
>fit
This man destroyed his own campaign.
>implying he will be president.
>Libtard
>Presidental Candidate
an anti gun open borders narcissist blm supporting globalist double faggot TECHNICALLY YES
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One question destroyed his campaign.
Why is he still running? All you have to say is Aleppo to shut him up. Furthermore why is Jill Stein and Hillary Clinton still running when they are criminals?
Is it just me, or did Johnson turn super left wing out of nowhere?
I would like to see his chest x-ray.
*sips Aleppo*
Johnson is terrible, sure, but I also don't appreciate how they media set him up and threw him under the bus with the Aleppo thing
How are the lungs doing with the daily weed smoking, Gary?
Biggest meme candidate of the 2016 election, by far, a man who destroyed his relevance completely by never paying attention to worldwide affairs. Clown shoes personified.
Trump probably would be consideirng Gary Johnson isn't going to be president.
baka desu senpai lolbertarians
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The fittest President of all time is General George Washington.
>"Ok, I don't know what Aleppo is. But watch me climb this fucking tree."
>*sips tea*
did you get lost you fat dumb cunt? tumblr's down the hall and to the left
H can climb every mountain in the world and he's still never going to be president.
Everest is a meme mountain. Literally anyone can climb it when a gang of sherpas is doing all the heavy lifting, setting up camp, running ladders and lines, cooking, and passing you a steady supply of O2. All you have to do is walk.
Pic related, the youngest (13) and oldest (80) people to climb.
If Johnson climbed K2 or Annapurna or something, that would be impressive.
I got a bigger chuckle when Johnson actually thought he Had a chance
>*smug action*
get the fuck off these boards
>get pic related as my captcha
wtf m8
This guy is seriously a faggot
Is this the guy who lost his cool at the term "illegal immigrants"?
UNDOCUMENTED JUST SO YOU KNOW
THAT'S VERY INCENDIARY TO OUR HISPANIC POPULATION
This.
With enough money, anyone can hike everest.
Is the health hoax debate of this election bringing us into an era of survival of the SWOLLEST presidential candidates? Will we begin to see elections dominated by /fit/?
No one gives a shit about a foreigner's opinion on US politics