Star vs thread
how will Marco handle this situation
Star Vs
Sage.
He'll dress like Santa and enjoy the Christmas party
> "Bitch, you know I can grow my own facial hair."
By impregnating Janna
Does Jackie arrive to the party in a Mrs. Claus outfit?
There was an entire episode about how he can't.
It was growing.
Just not fast enough for Star.
> "Mr. Claus, what did I tell you about fucking the Reindeer?"
> "Bitch! You know I don't eat fish! The Prophet Muhammad forbid it!"
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Wow, those are really good outfits
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Ewww.
WHEN IS THE SHOW COMING BACK
>"I mean, this is just my bestie Star, but that feels good, too."
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Reminder that Star will be a bitter and lonely queen while Marco raises a loving family with Jackie
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I don't think so hun
>Fan drawing versus actual canon portrayal of Jarco kiss
STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!
CUTE AND PERFECT!
It's not over yet