Star Vs

Star vs thread
how will Marco handle this situation

Sage.

He'll dress like Santa and enjoy the Christmas party

> "Bitch, you know I can grow my own facial hair."

By impregnating Janna

Does Jackie arrive to the party in a Mrs. Claus outfit?

There was an entire episode about how he can't.

It was growing.

Just not fast enough for Star.

> "Mr. Claus, what did I tell you about fucking the Reindeer?"
> "Bitch! You know I don't eat fish! The Prophet Muhammad forbid it!"

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Wow, those are really good outfits

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Ewww.

WHEN IS THE SHOW COMING BACK

>"I mean, this is just my bestie Star, but that feels good, too."

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Reminder that Star will be a bitter and lonely queen while Marco raises a loving family with Jackie

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I don't think so hun

>Fan drawing versus actual canon portrayal of Jarco kiss

STARCO IS CUTE AND PERFECT!

CUTE AND PERFECT!

It's not over yet