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JUST

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VIRAL
MARKETING

I really hope this doesn't fucking kill me. I'm not ready to die.

check my 0

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i can't believe how fucking gullible you people are

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They know how to GET tho

Its happening. Check my numbers

t h i s

No, can't be viral marketing like every other countdown site since the dawn of the internet. It must be the Illuminati letting us know that they are nuking the whole world.

So what have you autists been losing your shit over?

Mr Brazil, what's going on!?

>timer hits 0 as is gotten.

oh for fucks sakes JUST FUCKING TELL US WHATS GOING ON ALREADY INSTEAD OF COCK TEASING US WITH THIS LONG ASS COUNTDOWN YOU FUCKING KEKS I NEED TO GO TO BED YOU DICKHEAD AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

any info about the name "badselfeater" yet?

Um, did anyone else get an intermission? I just checked the tab I have open on it because the music cut off and there was a 5-minute monologue from some president talking about conspiracy and transparency...?

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

I DON'T KNOW MAN
I WANT AN ANSWER TOO

Holy Kek

its just jews user.

Anagram of "federal beast"

This. Someone is promoting a product or something like that.

I hate you le happening faggots.

12K POSTS TILL THE GET

CountdownToDoomsDay.com was taken.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

It's fucking viral marketing. If I had to guess they're aiming to steal to try and stop kek from striking hillary down.

kek

>nuking the whole world.
I hope so.

JESUS CHRIST
WHAT CAN WE DO, MATE?

It's the new iPhone announcement. Steve Jobs will be giving a presentation in a black turtle neck, from hell.

Did it just play audio for anybody else? It was a speech about government cabals or something, sounded like an old speech. I missed most of it, had my headphones off and didn't notice right away. Now it's playing choral music for me. Anybody else?

inb4 FX shitty tv series

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
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HOLD ME POLL
IM SCARED!!!!#!

Nine other threads, open right now, with the same info.

Good jarb window licker.

WE ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THEM WHO CARES

ITS FUCKING IVIRAL MARKETING JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES HOLY HSIT DELETE THIS THREAD.

Wonder what's being sold though. Fake Bills? I hope it's a NEW SOUTH PARK SEASON.

JFK speech.

Probably this

We haven't figured it out yet, It is time to sit back and brace yourselves.

Prepare for disappointment. Prepare to go apeshit if it real.

KEK, show us the way, is this going to be real?

It's South Park

Satan pls

you stupid fucks are falling for this obvious viral marketing scheme hard

Marilyn Manson's new album debut.
You saw it here first.

Probably JFK, yeah. I thought the voice sounded like a president, but couldn't remember which. Music playing for other people now too?

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It's marilyn manson's new album dumbass

kek

It's fucking Banksy

>poll
>you fucking autist

I got that too. Anyone know the name of the speech or the date, anything?

Is this JFK speech new?

Is going to fucking happen
Check'em

Move your computer clock forward if you don't want to wait. It's some speech.

>YES LET PUT A COUNTDOWN ON THE WEBSITE SO THE GUYS INVOLVED CAN HAVE TIME TO SHUT DOWN OUR WEBSITE BEFORE THE INFO IS RELEASED

It's nothing.

I set my computer clock an hour forward and this is what the site turns into

Forced

It's clearly a bad dragon advert.

youtube.com/watch?v=zdMbmdFOvTs

Thunderstorm starting here in NYC area. Bad omen?

nice meme

THANKS, I AM A GREAT ARTIST

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+1 For South Park.

Good thing I ignored and hid every repost of this thread.

WE MUST NOT LET THEM GET THEY WANT TO STEAL OUR MEME MAGIC AND THE POWER OF KEK! WE CAN DEFEAT THEM WITH IT! DONT STOP POSTING

GET THE FUCK OUTTA TOWN NOW
GO INTO THE WOODS

they're just counting down the big get

oh shit, i just looked outside and its getting dark windy and spooky. the end is near

>We will all hate the horror of September 14th.
guys i'm scared

For confused anons:

Apparently if you are on the website and watch as the timer hits 0 "Cicada 3301" will begin its first step in reaching human singularity. Don't know how this will be achieved, but the people viewing will become a part of some "hive mind" collective group. Those who don't watch will die because they can't abandon their "I".

A bunch of conspiracy bullshit so disregard and sage please.

You guys sit down and enjoy good book.

>it's viral marketing for civilisation 6

ITS COMING

Kek

a hive mind and superiority over the weak just for watching a clock count down ? sign me up m8

OH FUG. WILL I HAVE TIME 2 TAKE A SHIT????

probably a leak

Uhh, is that speech that just started playing for me new? I haven't heard it on the site before. Who is it btw?

will anyone get pissed if its nothing

Hide and wait.

The music playing right now actually really sounds like music from Civ 5, kek.

JFK you god damn nigger

>"Cicada 3301"
>Anything but a snuff film group

C'mon now, everyone knows that shit is stupid.

oh so fake
and oh so gay

VIRAL
FUCKING
MARKETING

FOR SOME SHIT LIKE FAHRENHEIT 9/11 - "redpilling" for normies.

OR THE NEW SEASON OF MR ROBOT

OR JUST BANKSY ART PROJECT - ANYONE REMEMBERS DISMALAND?

My guess is that hackers finally did an audit of the Fed and will leak it when the countdown ends.
It would end everything.

this

definitely viral marketing or an assignment or experiment for some class

possible to grab AIDS from a website y/n

>FAHRENHEIT 9/11
kek

WEW CHECKED LAD

Quads speak the truth.

POST YOUR PREDICTIONS BOYS! ONLY POST ONE, WINNER GETS A RARE PEPE

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30000 posts within one hour is impossible. Sorry but trump is destined to get the eight eights as the first open celebrity on pol.

9 hours ago this big anniversary interview got posted.

hollywoodreporter.com/features/south-park-20-years-history-trey-parker-matt-stone-928212

If it was a new season they would have talked about it in this interview and it would be released after the announcement. Why waste the opportunity to advertise such a big marketing stunt?

Personally I think it's going to be a well put together manual explaining george soros & other shit for normies to read. Or a documentary possibly featuring some exclusive info these people got their hands on. Funded by some genuinely well-meaning millionaire.

However I doubt they have substantial dirt on Trump & they are trying to make it seem like they do so idk if they're worth taking seriously. Not to mention in general these candy ass easter eggs and shit they put on their site. Why put so much effort into dumb esoteric shit. Not long now to find out.

yes, of the demonid kind

>It's the speech that got him killed

It is now.