He's going through cultural shock of the change in social climate from the year 2005 to the current year.
How do I help him adjust without driving him insane? Doctors have him on pills. I kind of shocked him with how much things have changed, and he was really confused, he went into a panic attack and so I've been told by the doctors to be more careful especially when he leaves the hospital and comes back home to try and pick his life back up where he left off.
Why is Trump the third hokage? He died in like the 80th episode of Naruto Pepsi Max Adventures.
Joseph Edwards
When he was in a coma did you ever touch his wiener just as a joke?
Brody Sullivan
get him into nature, spend a lot of time with him, tell him what you know, answer his questions and let him know everythings gonna be all good if this is a seriouspost
Evan Smith
Guy wake up from coma. Scared of the political atmosphere. More likely than you think! Sad!
Jack Gomez
Are these shit posting Canadians Canadians? Or Australians and Dutch using proxy?
then give him some digoxin and help him escape the hospital
Thomas Nelson
He asked me about his girlfriend and it was kind of a difficult question. She used to visit him in the hospital after the accident for a bit, but eventually stopped coming, as is normal when someone is in a coma for years even if you love them.
But she left him and has 2 kids now with another guy.
That's what really tipped him over the edge. Doctors had to come in and calm him down, I was asked to leave etc. Came back the next day and talked to him and avoided the subject of the current year as much as possible but it got him agitated by the end when we got into more middle east conflicts, the left calling for segregation, our country being led by a liberal and our dollar falling so low.
He was an independent, thought Bush was a hack but didn't favor the democrats either. He liked Harper.
Kayden Hernandez
direct him here. We will show him the light and help him through the pain. For we feel the same, but we have gotten somewhat used to it.
Adam Brown
I probably will at some point. But he's going to have a hard time adjusting. I think I might bring some videogames and introduce him to some videogames he missed out on.
Tyler Thomas
It's Australians using a Canadian proxy. Why do you think the Aussies flip out so much about Canadian posters?
They're just trolling Americans
Gabriel Reed
Probably a good idea. Focus on some things that will make him happy for the time being and once he is more acclimated to the current year you should start red pilling him.
William Cox
>Doctors have him on pills. The only pill is a red pill
Jose Lopez
Show him the meme about how he's going to live just in time for the race war and of course...
It's the JEWS!
Camden Morris
Oh my Kek
Liam Fisher
smartphones
Adam Bailey
>How do I help him adjust without driving him insane? Just send him here!
Eli Diaz
Yeah. I'll probably have to avoid the fact that consoles now have pay to play services for online, DLC, etc. But he'll be happy to see how far graphics have come, even if gameplay has stayed more or less the same. Maybe he'll like Bloodborne or something.
Showed him smartphones the other day, he seemed pretty happy and that he kind of expected something like this would come out eventually.
I dropped some hints. I told him about BLM and how they've been allowed to roam free in the USA smashing shit because the police don't want to be called racist. He was absolutely flabbergasted.
Sebastian Howard
Remind him Satan controls this world and it's about to be the end, the Jews, who are the Synagogue of Satan, are a tribe of Arabid sand nigger Canaanite serpents who usurped White Nordic Israel's identity through the House of Judah, and control the world until the Final Day, The Appointed Time when the tares are cast alive into the Lake of Fire to be tormented forever and ever with no rest day or night. After that the White Race shall dominate the universe again and enslave any non-Whites/tare devil mongrels that remain.
Josiah Bennett
No joke this fucking board has changed my life. Not sure if it's for the "better", but at least I'm (more) able to see things rationally.
Actually being a """racist""" sort of sucks, but I'm in the process of taking the Iron Pill and living up to the true European ideal of the Ubermensch, so there's that.
Adrian Anderson
>non-europid religions where actually White Nordic >while enslaving or killing off White Nordics lest they converted
kekmao read a book
Lincoln Evans
Show him the Truth
Kek is inevitable
It has been foretold
Praise Kek
Blake Thompson
it could be people from Toronto or just Trudeau shit posting
Evan Carter
>fall into coma under Harper >wake up in a current year Trudeau Canada Damn, son, that's gonna be like in Blast From the Past
William Johnson
>Actually being a """racist""" sort of sucks,
ancestors of present-day humans didn't think so
pro tip: the world isn't a Latte Brown mishmash thanks to them (this one, miscegenation--->Brown Coffe Human, is even backed up by mainstream pop. science press articles, so not even racist to mention IRL)
John Lopez
>Wake up and the girl you love has 2 kids with another dude.
Mfw
Ryder Watson
Am I the only one who likes the Nirvana version better?
Lucas Williams
tell him that fucking his dog like always is now legal :3 then you suck his dick like the little bitch fag you are
Lucas Perez
>Did you just assume my gender?, said the nurse after he woke up
Thomas Johnson
>Yes goyim it's the Australians, we don't make shitty posts, I swear. Remember 1812!
Brayden Perry
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Ian Gray
First, tell him the guy from The Apprentice is running for president, and then explain what The Apprentice is.
Tyler Roberts
Hook him up with a dramatized KJV audio bible on an audio player, tube amp, and really nice set of headphones. Let him disconnect from this reality. There is nothing worth learning here for the soul.
Also set him up with some music and books.
Or you could be cruel and send him to /pol.
Christopher Wood
Get him GTA IV and V
Ian Hall
you should have told him blacks have taken over the world to fuck with him.
Hudson Hughes
It was a bit more intense than that.
He had investments in other countries so he'll reap the benefits of the canadian dollar for a little bit, but our economy is still fucked.
Henry Myers
The Bible. Only book worth studying outside career stuff.
Jonathan Bailey
how old is he now?
Gabriel Barnes
Whatever you do, do not tell him about The Egg™
Thomas Martin
throw half life 2 at him, he wont have as long to wait
Asher Johnson
Things haven't really changed much since 2005 tho.
Ryder Butler
Trump will win
Jonathan Baker
Did you tell him about badselfeater yet?
Liam Jenkins
Show him spurdo & film the reaction
Isaiah Howard
>But she left him and has 2 kids now with another guy. can't really say she's unjustified but it still hurts
Mason Martinez
he missed out on obama. lucky guy.
Samuel Bell
No. Kurt unplugged was magical.
James Bell
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Benjamin Campbell
I'm watching it now and I'm pissed off.
Bentley Miller
Redpill him on the Berenstein and Berenstain timelines. Redpill him about the earth being flat. Let him no that Trump is a time traveler just trying to make things right. Tell him user. TELL HIM THE TRUTH!!
Brayden Bailey
TOO LATE FAGGOTS
Gabriel Ramirez
If you woke up from a decade long coma, you would be disabled as fuck! Your mind and body would be so attrophied, you wouldnt even be able to eat, piss or shit properly the rest of your life.
Austin Smith
thanks for the tip evil one
Dylan Parker
Well, first off congratulations. What's it like to have your brother come out a coma after 10 years? Was he an older or younger brother?
Joseph Collins
My dad was in a coma for 10 years. He woke up one day back in the 80's. Asked what was going on today. I said "Congressman Sonny Bono" Went back into a coma.
Woke up again a few years ago. I told him about Senator Al Franken. Back into the coma.
Woke up this morning. Wants to know who's running for president...
James Roberts
Which is why he's in the hospital
Older. We're ecstatic to have him back. I would think about it every now and then but I had kind of given up hope. My mom has been in tears for days.
Tyler Lee
Shit, man. I know how you feel. Good friend of mine didn't wake from a coma, and the whole time I had made plans for when they did.
I'm glad it turned out for you. Tell him about smartphones being more powerful than any computer he's seen.
Actually Tell him about SpaceX and Elon Musk. Tell him the Private Space Race is on, and things are looking beautiful. youtu.be/ncfi8kZT0Jk?t=1765
Camden Ortiz
Tell him that Kek wills that Trump will win and Hillary will live just long enough to see him sworn in.
Also tell him to get over his gf. That sounds rough but women are garbage.
Hunter Cook
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Julian Ortiz
show him oculus rift hentai
Gavin Peterson
Put a funnel in his butt and slowly introduce increasing amounts of beer. Then gas in his face while he's inebriated and unable to move in his bed and laugh while you wave money in his face. That will sum up the last 10 years.