PLEASE FUCK ME HARVEY

PLEASE FUCK ME HARVEY

Well hello there beautiful.

Was that why they called him the Joker?

that's why he died and received the oscar xD

Lulz... probably the only actress we KNOW harvey didn't fuck.

kek

not even the harvester can save this one.

She was a cutie in Stranger Than Fiction.

Her face looks like a melted candle. I wonder what it would look like if they filmed her in a wind tunnel.

Somewhat passable face
>tattoo
Automatically uglier than present-day Maggie

PLEASE I NEED A JOB

No thanks, Ben Quadinaros.

Is the worst television show ever?
>two James Francos
>Ugly Mug Maggie

Vinyl was way better than this woe is me whore shit. Fuck you HBO.

she has the complexion of a 60 year old woman.

Do we know why Maggie replaced Katie Holmes in Batman?

PLEASE HARVEY

I feel bad when I see you people make fun of her, and I want to hug her. But my brain tells me that she probably has an unpleasant personality due to insecurity and being famous.

Do you think Jake G. watched her scene in The Deuce where she takes cum on her face and sucks cock? That would traumatize me if I was her brother.

Yeah it'd be traumatic for me to have an ugly troll as my sister too.

I just remembered that she had to watch her brother get deep-dicked in the doodie hole by Heath Ledger, so I suppose they're even.

HARVEY PLEASE CALL ME BEAUTIFUL

Did she pay to producers to get the role ?

So the audience wouldn't feel bad about Rachel getting BTFO

First thread on Sup Forums to make me laugh out loud in a few weeks.

No. Her brother has sucked dick and taken cock in his ass for every role she's ever got.

Magdanoff

>Marisa Tomei and Winona Ryder look younger

How many dicks do you think she'd be willing to suck for a Girl with The Dragon Tattoo sequel?

>give my sister a role in your movie, or I'll beat you up!

KEK

Many. She would even give a rimjob to Maggie Gyllenhaal.

>mfw

you just know

her family is so rich, harvey would have to suck HER dick.

Only if you show me how to suck a fuck

Regardless of her success as an actress, I'm sure her life will always be pretty lavish, considering her family is New York Giants royalty.

STOP BULLYING MAGGIE

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As a director i would purposely redo this scene over and over until her spirit breaks or her body.

>passable face

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Wrong. It's kino.

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>Is the worst television show ever?
yup. 6 eps ...not getting anywhere
>Vinyl was way better
this

>so ugly they had to use fake cum

HAHHAHHAHAHA

someone make a JUST version of maggie

I wouldn't even fuck that for free.

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>I wouldn't even fuck that for free

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WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL

How the fuck are her tits so saggy? Jake really did get all the good genes. Desu if her tits weren't saggy she'd be quite fuckable

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Kek'd

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How the fuck does this even happen? I'd unironically rather smash with Jake than with Maggie.

>WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL

>How the fuck are her tits so saggy?
she breastfed 2 kids for years

Take personal check from my grandma?

jesus fucking christ

no wonder harvey didnt wanna fuck her

Please say something nice about Maggie. She's anxiously awaiting your replies.

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You anons like what you see?

>she breastfed 2 kids for years
see Crazy Heart
she looked like a clown then, too

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she has feelings you know
apologize and tell her she's beautiful

Only time anyone's wanted her tits lel

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I don't get the point of Frankie, pretty much the entire story is focused around Vinnie and Frankie seems to just be there for James Franco to talk to himself. They could have easily just made Franco play one role and have either another actor play his brother or just cut the character entirely.

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Holy christ, how do actors get in shape like this for rolls?

man, what a shame.. she could have been my waifu. what was that like 5 years ago? some women age like milk

nothing but exercise and boiled chicken breast for 6 weeks

>It's a Sup Forumsirgins sperg over children ruining a womans figure episode

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PUT HER BACK IN, SHE'S NOT DONE YET

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Children ruined her face?

i bet the reason she looks so aged despite being her age is because she looks back at these photos and gets depressed, and then with the added stress just adds more years onto her face

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Prime here.

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Children are parasites, they literally speed up the aging process in some women who lose the genetic lottery. Some women look like shit during pregnacy and never bounce back. A lot of them would have died in child birth 100 years ago.

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>implying none of you faggots want to slide your cock in and out of those cute cheeks
digusting

Flat chested sticks like Maggie were not meant to breed. But we live in the age of sexual liberation where women are the selectors.

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Looks like Jackie from Reno 911.

Maggie is a cutie, but not Hollywood cutie
and that is a good thing

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Hey faggots I'm fapping to this, keep postan

>tfw she will never be hotter than she was in this scene in donnie darko with the black wig on

That hair makes her 10/10 I swear.

maybe once upon a time but now she's like your friend's mom who abuses prescription painkillers level hot

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I need a quick rundown

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she has the 70s vibes that i need
I am sure IRL that face is stunning

>"Maggie we need you to look like a gross hooker from the 70s, can you just not wear any makeup for your scenes?"