Jesus Timmy seems like a real faggot I would of stomped on his throat if that prick talked to me like that

Jesus Timmy seems like a real faggot I would of stomped on his throat if that prick talked to me like that

How I feel about most of the characters in Seinfeld

>contaminating the dip with your saliva and germs
timmy was in the right. george is almost always in the wrong.

George is never wrong you fool

>george is almost always in the wrong
name 1 single time he was wrong beside double dipping

1. Asking for more money and almost getting their show cancelled
2. Pushing women and kids out of the way during a fire
3.trying to cheat on his fiancé
4.eating food out of the trash
5.not returning Tropic of Capricorn to Jerry in highschool
6.

1. Ted Danson wouldn't have put up with it
2. He was leading the way
3. It was Marissa Tomei, come on
4. It was on top, none of the other trash had touched it
5. Mr. Heyman stole it from him

Do Americans really do this?

Waiting too long to back up into a parking space and then yelling that the guy that pulled in.

What ever happen to the musicians that moved in the apartment right above Jerry and made a lot of noise playing music?

1.he's Ted Damson, George is a nobody
2.sure he was
3.its still cheating
4.it was in a closed trash can, full of germs
5.it was George's responsibility to get it back

>I have never driven a car

This is what they considered a woman with a giant ass was in the Assman episode. They found a lady with a big pancake butt.

Kramer took care of them.

he was right literally each of those 6 times tho

He killed his wife.

george sat in the lane for several minutes, how was the guy supposed to know he was backing in?

Prove it or shut the fuck up

You don't parallel park head first, any good driver knows that

It was like a minute tops. He should have been telling Elaine how great of a parallel parker he was and just did it. I'm sure he put his blinker on to show that he was going to parallel park.

He didn't kill her

He actually slept with a married woman on the show. Then he got scared when Elaine told him the husband said he will sow his head to his ass

Funny story. They were going to hire an African-American model for the part, but Michael Richards refused to do the episode.

if you've got several cars of length then you can park head first

George lies in about every episode, whether it's cheating in the contest, having a place in the Hamptons, sleeping on the job and having fake bomb threats called in, peeing in a parking lot, selling computers over the phone, pretending to be an architect, etc. He's pretty much in the wrong every single time and it always backfires on him.

He was wrong when he thought he gave the cashier a $20. He found it in his wallet later

he was making a path for the fire escape
there's nothing wrong with eating out of the trash, especially since he's not serving it to anyone else and it was sitting on top of the trash

no suggested that she use elmers glue, and she didnt

>My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

poisoning his former boss

He was wrong in not telling his fiance that he didn't want to get married.

1. We should be striving for a classless society
2. he was
3. yeah, but come on
4. it didn't touch any of the germs because it was on top
5. what was he supposed to do, beat up Mr. Heyman?

Why the hell did it bother Elaine so much that George had a toupee?

Because Elaine is a dumb whore who hated seeing George happy.

The card said moops!

No, This is typical perpetuation of the idea that Black families are strong cohesive family units. Just watch American TV, never any black families that are chaotic or split up, unless that is the main plot of the show or movie