NOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOO

NOW THEY'RE GOING AFTER /OURGUYS/

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There was a blind item about how he lives in one of those Slavic shitholes so he can fuck all 15 year old girls he wants.

LOCK HIS ASS UP
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>our guy
It has been impossible to enjoy his movies even ironically for a long time.

he is truly /ourguy/ isn't he?

whahappened

really scraping the barrel already seeing as hes hasn't been relevant for 20 years and is now a Russian citizen

detooker

oh no way, no one has known all about people doing this since forever, that's why every disgusting porn producer goes to budapest so they can pay some underage girl $10 to shit in their mouth.

I actually believe this because I knew someone who worked at a club he played at in his Blues Rock career, and he said that he had a habit of not exactly keeping his hands to himself, and that was years ago

big if true. steven has the perfect face for sexual assault allegations, just like weinstein. he's fucked, even if he dindu nuffin

>ben affleck
>harvey weinstein
>steven seagal

This fatshaming really needs to stop

she's still sore about that creepy fuck?

I would fully expect Steven Seagal to try and fuck models in exchange for being in his straight to dvd money laundering schemes. At the very least he fucks prostitutes and is weird

Oh my fucking god I'm getting tired of this bullshit. Men have to be ASSERTIVE with women in order to engage in sexual contact. If the woman rejects the advances, apparently now that's considered SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

How the fuck are you supposed to approach women without being accused of sexual misconduct given that there's always a chance of rejection?

>be a man
>have a penis
Literally rape. Something NEEDS to be done about this.

Didn't this guy have a bunch of Russian hookers locked up in his basement?

well i'm sorry to hear that *breathes heavily*

kek

not just by running up and grabbing a titty, autismo

You don't HAVE to be a producer to get this service

>don't be sexually assertive enough
He's just not my type (beta male cuck)
>be sexually assertive
omg literal rape

He looks young there, didn't think she was in Hollywood until that Apatow movie

Cuz now....

>you will never be famous
>you will never be accused and slandered for sex crimes with no proof
Feels good man.

Chastity belts for all men. Women hold the keys.

Inb4 'thats muh fetish'

He took the punani.

>How the fuck are you supposed to approach women without being accused of sexual misconduct given that there's always a chance of rejection?
pic related

There is nothing wrong with sexual harassment.

>be attractive
Keys to the kingdom

aysh gurl howsh about i seemshome of them tittays knowshabout sum birthdays up on heah i like ah smash that holesh till i judo and be youah sensei

Well I'm sorry to hear that

Didn't Jenny McCarthy claim years ago he demanded for her to strip to get a role?

>Autists can't understand the difference between hitting on a girl and tricking them into being alone with you then taking off all your clothes and asking for a massage

He's been accused of this shit since the 90s, it's not really news.

>it took them this long to figure out what everyone else knew about him

So you never watched Under Siege 2?
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>a guy that's been irrelevant since 1996
JIDF and Weinstein PR diversion shills are hard at work today

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>I have literally never flirted with a woman before

>Steven Seagal
LITERALLY a fucking nobody nowadays, who cares, we need some more big guys like Weinie.

He snatched every motherfucker punani.

>>Sup Forums
>>/pleasebepatientihaveautism/

IT'S A FREE FOR ALL

PICK YOUR TEAM AND GRAB A KNIFE!!!!

The guy in your pic needs to be himself with better hair, I showed 3 different girls this picture and it's unanimous, bad hair.

Fuck off reddit

RUN TO RUSSIA NIG

This.

fuck off, mouskeeter

WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED?

You wait for the woman to give you the green light?

LMAO beta male. That means you never go hunting, you just wait for the food to land on your plate. Waiting until the woman gives you the green light wow lmao pathetic

Imagine being her in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Stevie Seagal, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat doughy body and that old bloated seal face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all she really wants to do is another porn shoot with Chad. Like seriously imagine having to be her and not only twirl that fucking dress around while Steven Seagal tries his best to get an erection in front of you, the XXXL shirt barely concealing his planet-sized belly and droopy man tits, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that look. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, STEVEN SEAGAL LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his obese fucking marshmallow face try contort into any type of emotion besides complete disinterest. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of low-rent producers and bargain-bin directors and later life-sentenced pimps your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the crackhouse from your 20's. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his balding fucking hairline as he sucks it in to squint suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "holy (for that is what he calls himself)" beauty, the beauty he worked so hard for with his donuts in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could just end your life right there before the studio security could stop you, but you sit there and endure, because you can't act and your career is going nowhere. You're not going to lose that next bag of coke over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

No shit. Literally everyone knew this.

>accused
I thought it was fact?

>media
>guilty until career ruined

He was never my guy, Van Dame, Schwarzenegger and Stallone are my guys.

Doubt he could grope people in public and shit since he lactates when sexually arroused. My man Steven dindu nuffin

That fucking hairline... looks like it's stitched to his scalp...

Fuck Van Damn!

You still haven't learned. Beta and Alpha are ingrained. No matter how much you try you will never be chad, the virgin is stuck in your mind.

Post of a pic of what you think constitutes a good haircut. It better not be some nu-name shit that requires weekly salon visits.

It's honestly surprising it took them this long to mention him.

>this next level autism
>this reddit spacing
Fuck off you dummy

Anybody seen Bobby Lupo?!

I honestly thought they'd go after his russian connections. I mean. He has a fucking citizenship for fuck's sake.

Richie did Bobby Lupo

I thought Seagull was a weaboo. Why is he wearing chink clothes?

Not the Punani Snatcher

>Inb4 'thats muh fetish'
ok but it is tho

asiaboo

No.

Reminder all this sexual harassment stuff is a distraction from the darker truth about the ALV shooting

good, hope he'll go broke and have to fight george foreman

there this blind items that says hes lives there because of the underage pussies he gets
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something similar happens with stalllone, he had to shill for the goverment of a former USSR country due to blackmail

Kek. Please make it happen!

Isn't Seagal in Russia with their funding for his movies?
Surely this won't affect him.

What is that truth?

George Foreman is a professional boxing champion. Steven Seagal is a chubby old dude that used to be in pictures.

So wait he asked her to come back for an audition and she said no. And another woman got the job

If I refuse to go to a job interview and don’t get the job can I call harassment?

Regulation cut. And no, it's not a weekly salon visit. Bi-weekly.

This. I read the article. It's literally nothing.

The consensual Punani Snatcher will not be slandered.

Forgot picture. Also
>nu-name
Phone posting scum, don't you dare call anyone "nu-male" while posting from your fucking iPhone

You just have to be one not to get caught

Him want tha punani

Seagal would murder him. He taught Anderson Silva.

He ate too much pie.

and it is nu male shit...

>he thinks this looks good
>going to the barber every second week
I bet you wax your asshole, too.

The only acceptable haircut is one that requires at most bi-yearly touch up with a mirror and some scissors.

He didn't teach Anderson Silva shit, he just says that he did.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

WHO IS PULLING THE STRINGS

He snatched every mother fucker birthday, but for real this time.

This is really good. He even has a shadow.

I rewatch every scene he's in constantly
Guys a genius his moves are so bizzar

Who's more irrelevant? Him or the Dawson's Creek guy? These celeb stories are getting pretty lame.

It's been an open secret that Seagal is rapist psychopath for a while now.

>low maintenance military haircut with 200 year old history is numale shit
Just admit that you hate looking at yourself in the mirror and you desperately want to pin the scarlet letter on anyone else so you can breathe your cheeto scented sigh of relief and lie to yourself saying, "whew, safe, I'm NOT a huge faggot!"

>Lisa Guerrero
What a story mark

>bi-yearly
>wearing greased up locks that you cut yourself
>calling yourself a man
Subtle b8, you'll catch a few

>Dawson's Creek guy?
Who?

She was probably asking for it.

>I showed my grandma, my fat ugly gf and her fatter uglier sister this pic and they didn't want to hurt my feelings so they said his hair was bad

i miss the 90s