/DOAG/ Dumbing of Age General

IT'S HAPPENING edition

>past midnight
>no new comic on the DOA site

WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Here's last night's strip

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nevermind here it is

it's about Becky

So the best part of Ruth's legacy is not doing her job in any way?

Don't you realize that abiding by the rules of higher authorities will always lead to the oppression of minorities and thus they must be flaunted in every instance?

t. Cerberus

OP of the now-dead thread here. For me, it's the frustration at seeing the potential for a good story that progresses the comic's characters and develops them in a manner that actually makes them remarkably different from how they were.

This comic has been going on for six years, and the most progression its characters have had is that Joyce is losing her faith in God, Amber is a psychopath, and a bunch of other characters had sex.

How the fuck did you post the same image? I posted my image straight from DoA.com. Sup Forums has hash checks to prevent this shit, doesn't it?

>How the fuck did you post the same image?

Iunno, Sup Forums is a stupid sometimes.

Who's the Muslim in the first panel?

Fuck, I thought that too when I first saw it.

I honestly think autistic people should not be allowed to create any form of art or entertainment.

Where's the fun in that?

I think what annoys me most about Willy's comment section isn't the rampant inanity and SJWism.

It's the braying sheep who are obviously trying their hardest to be witty and make clever jokes like it's a damned contest, despite all being drooling idiots.

Are you kidding? Willy is a piece of shit but I'm pretty sure half the greatest artists and inventors on earth were crazy autistic nutcases.

to be fair, Reddit is the exact same way and Willis attracts Reddit users like flies to honey

Say goodbye to pretty much all science.

>It's the braying sheep who are obviously trying their hardest to be witty and make clever jokes like it's a damned contest, despite all being drooling idiots.

>Sup Forums

Come on now, at least we come up with something funny now and then.

Becky wasn't even Ruth's idea, that was all on Billie. So this exchange seems kinda pointless.

Ruth's legacy of not knowing what was going on with her residents at all and being completely incompetent will probably not live on in Dorothy.

Other than the fucking misnomer that Ruth was doing good, I like the direction of the conversation in this strip. Bullie's being a big dumb bitch to everyone, and should stop. Ruth sucked at her job, and the existence of people wanting to replace her won't speed up her loss (and that's disregarding how hard she's trying to get fired on her own). Bullie can't even muster an explanation of why she's mad about it.

I guess that last panel is supposed to be Dorothy feeling bad (it's pretty much the same as Bullie's face), because, like Roz said, she's being "perfect" and people are responding negatively. She shouldn't feel bad, though, because Bullie is just being an irrational bitch.

Panel 2 reminds me that Willis took out that bonding moment from the Ruth's reveal sequence between Walky and Dorothy. So instead of them having gotten closer in a moment of high stress, Dorothy is still being emotionally boxed out.

Ruth was an unstable alcoholic bully who played favourites, didn't do half of the shit in her job description and flouted the other half for her own personal reasons.

She should have died again in DoA, maybe at least these threads could have had some short-lived cause for celebration.

at least her policy of assaulting those who have different opinions lives on

Willis went back on his word about pre-existing relationships showing back up in DOA so we can only hope death will rear is head up soon too

didn't willis also promise 'no death in DoA'?

then again he promised he wouldn't just be going back to old relationships...

I'm taking requests again. Anyone interested in making one?

No unrelated forced memes, preferably.

that's what I was saying, yes

his reason for "no deaths" was because everyone would be in mourning for the entire rest of the comic, so i maintain he might do it towards the end when that wont be a problem. (or with someone no one would mourn, maybe.)

then again he also said something about how he wouldnt want anyone to break an arm or something either because theyd be in a cast for years, and he still had joyce get that wrist brace

He has no plans to actually end freshman year.

>his reason for "no deaths" was because everyone would be in mourning for the entire rest of the comic
>character dies
>nine years later, their funeral happens
At least he still has a shred of self awareness about his fucking abysmal pacing.

>Willis knows he will die before he finishes DoA
You'd think that kind of realization might make someone actually plan out the rest of the story, and then fucking speed it up a bit.

Actually, Ruth assaulted someone because that someone wanted Ruth to do something about vandalism and Ruth didn't feel like it. Billie assaulted somebody because somebody wanted to mess with someone justly.

So things have already improved, in summary.

doesnt mean the comic wont end

Becky really does need a game plan to leave. She can't live there forever.

Wait, does that mean that Dorothy now aspires to empty threats of violence and alcoholism?

Seriously. Ruth's legacy? Ruth's Legacy is a fucking fire alarm pulled as a distraction to keep her drunkenly laid out ass from getting kicked out of school.

But my masterpieces!

And, I guess Dorothy'll have to start practicing sexually assaulting people, because that's like 100% of the reason Billie was even with Ruth.

Letting That Becky live in the dorm for free is Ruth's "legacy"?

Her legacy is that she was so incompetent at her job that squatters were rooming where her girlfriend slept before.

Why is everyone okay with Becky's literal squatting? I get that they're sympathetic to Becky's situation, but this is turning into a full blown conspiracy.

It must be a conspiracy if the university isn't even investigating her very presence on the campus and how it led to a gunman on their premises.

She's gotta have somewhere to stay until God sends a free house and winning lotto ticket her way.

Because if there's one thing we can count on it's that the universe will find a way to bail Becky's useless ass out whenever the going gets tough.

"Becky's not going down" is, quite literally, part of the divine writ upon which the fabric of the DoA Universe is constructed.

Thank god I wasn't wondering what Robin was going to do.

I forget, why can't she live in her house?

Eh, a few reasons that are probably sorta valid. I suppose she could've squatted there until the bills ran out or something but she didn't have money for food so there's that.

Plus now she's got a job near campus so.

Does she own the house since her father is presumably being sent to jail? She could've sold it and lived in an apartment while she sorted things out.

if I remember correctly, Becky's plan is to let the house foreclose so she has no assets or money making it easier to apply for college loans

it's fucking stupid

>Does she own the house since her father is presumably being sent to jail?
Probably not, next-of-kin stuff only happens with death usually. He can probably sign it over to her, or pay from prison, but I don't know why he would.

Joyce raped by the same guy who tried to do that at the party

so....you want me to narrate dewd's comic? I thought people hated him.

Dewd is a obnoxious unbearable hack, also his characters are all but fappable. As much as I despise Willis, his character are more suited off for fapping, even if Willis himself can't draw a good porn comic if his life depended on it

...

if his art was better, I might have fapped to not! walky getting reamed by not! Danny

Some people hate him. Some people like him ironically. Some people simply ignore him. A few broken souls still believe that he will eventually improve into a decent artist, but most of those have given up hope the last time he ignored helpful advice 5 times in a row.

I tried offering to proofread his shit. He sent me advance pages for 2 days, then I guess found somebody else, then started trying out a bunch of really shitty fonts.

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The point is to stay in freshman year. He only attended college for one year, so he has very little experience to work with.

Surprise! It's nothing but Dotty showing off her superior judgement and responsibility as a potential RA again.

>Dorothy's flaw is that she's just TOO GOOD

we are reaching above Poochie levels

Dorothy is an enabling piece of crap.

Does anyone other than Ruth and Asma(?) know about the alcoholism? If I remember, Dorothy's only connection was that Billie gave her some booze at a party once.

I'm assuming everybody just knows she's a drunk just like everybody magically knew Carla was trans or Dina is "not" autistic

This "not being a complete fuckup"-shaming is getting out of hand. I had no idea that everyone thought of Dorothy as this glorious existence who can barely understand the mud people surrounding her.

I stopped reading DOA soon after the whole Becky's dad debacle. Occasionally I go into these threads to see why I stopped and each time I am promptly reminded why

Why don't you stay a while and drink with us?

yeah, we're gonna talk about ruth

Ruth's legacy lives on

don't call anybody

Aw, thanks dude. I guess I'll just have to keep on drawing and trying!

Becky does have a plan.
1. Get her papers in order
2. Get a job
3. Apply for whatever support she can get
4. Save enough to get her own place

1 and 2 already checked off in the dumbest way possible. 3 and 4 will no doubt follow with equally dimwitted hyjinks

write it down: Robin DeSanto will use her favor from passing the anti-LGBT bill to pass a bill that supplies Becky with number 3, possibly 4

Did someone say Becky and hyjinks?

Bonus comic!
Now with 90% more copy and paste!

Well, for starters, Conquests lipstick is like...super half assed on there.

Secondly, wow that's kind of a reach for a punchline. Like there's a lot of directions you can go with that set up and yet he chose the weakest punchline he could.

I like the cut of your jib

How come her eyeball doesn't grow through her hair like Becky.

someone please shop off the hair in the first panel to reveal the true glory of Flounder Becky

Is this Willis mocking his own artistic abilities or just Becky's character design that there is no way to convey that she is doing a simple appraising facial expression?

This actually isn't a terrible joke

she just doesnt have another eye

pretty sure its supposed to be just a blank look

But shouldn't this joke require some really obvious scanning up and down Conquest's body? Becky is a lesbian, after all.

Becky's so lesbian I don't know how she hasn't tried to move in to the blonde's yet

Now THAT would have been a humorous way to find out Conquest is 16.

Was today's page of Between Failures a dig at Amber ?

What about Dina? Is she still relevant to anything plot related?

I haven't even glanced over a DoA strip in like 3 years.

Probably.

Is that one of Tracer's win poses in panel 2?

Dina is Becky's girlfriend and doing most of the work in Becky's waitress job.

Yes, he talks about Overwatch porn in the description

So Becky is basically taking advantage of Dina?

Willis is not a well man, if he?

Im just going to pretend Dorothy only used the legacy line in order to placate Billie and manipulate her onto Dorothy's side.

Joyce's mother should broker a deal with Ross to keep his house for him while he's in jail so Becky cant apply for loans easily.

Just to spite Becky for her smug behaviour in church with the wafer

It really bugs me that you can see enough of her face that there should DEFINITELY be some hint or indication of an eyeball, but it's like Galasso fucked a lady slenderman or something

Hail Galasso's superior genes

THERE'S BECKY. I FOUND HER EVERYONE. WE HAVE BECKY.

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A Bullet for Becky, that's the only thing she needs.

She's pretty brave grabbin on Bullie like that. If Willis was being more honest, Billie would push her to the wall afterwards, she's really prickly right now.

>This "not being a complete fuckup"-shaming is getting out of hand.
Yeah, it's totally retarded. I don't know why she let Roz's line get to her. I don't know why it's bothering her so much, especially with Billie, whom she knows is a huge mess. Walky is the only character I can think of that would cause her to think she's in a bad spot, and only if he used her "perfection" as a reason to not open up to her. And he wouldn't because he generally likes how smart and conscientious she is.

Also, Dorothy has messed up several times over the course of this strip, and has noticed it. Mostly around treating the people around her poorly. There's how she didn't break stuff off with Danny soon enough, and then hung around trying to use him unfairly. There's how she reported on Roz's sex scandal without thinking about Roz's personal freedoms. Then she accepted Joyce's offer to accompany her to the party to make good on a real article, at which Joyce was roofied. In a semi-related incident, she drank at Joyce's party, pissed her off and didn't communicate afterwards, and almost had that be their last known memory because of the shooting. She made Walky feel incredibly small about himself in gender studies class because Mike was needling her using his slobbiness as a point of shame. And these are all things that Dorothy has acknowledged as fuck ups. Just because Billie is an unrepentant tire fire of a human being doesn't mean that she gets to lord that over people. Seriously, what kind of world is this.

Also, pic related is Dorothy not showing any remorse for having aspirations, something that she has apparently dropped.

Yes, though it is debatable whether either one of them is aware of this fact. Dina said she is being paid with "being with Becky."

Some would call this a case of the female gaze, but we can hardly qualify Becky's wandering face beetles as eye.

The way he just slides and tilts those beans around on Becky's face is so dumb. It's actually made worse by the landmark aspect of the side cut. You can see how much her face doesn't have even implied features.

Conquest, despite just being a Talia knockoff, is from when Willis cared about his art more.

Tomorrow's secret password is "failure".

At one point last year, Dina acknowledged to Sarah that she was feasibly little more than a rebound for Becky after getting dumped by Joyce.

But Willis dropped that entirely shortly afterwards, even when Becky fucked off to go hang out with Joyce over a weekend.