NOOOOOO

NOOOOOO

critics are just viewers with a blog

great

the trailer for this flick was fucking horrible
it literally revealed the entire plot, so i kind of already feel like i've watched it

Is it really that trash?
Jesus.

Lame. I was actually really excited. What's up with Fassbender and starring in shitty movies lately?

Yeah its getting absolutely slaughtered in Scandinavia.

Apparently, it's a total disaster, wasting a great book.

please tell me that's not the real poster for it

fucking lmao it looks like a meme face

never heard of this

When have critics ever been right?

and now you have. relentlessly.

Tomas Alfredson?
More Dum-ass Mywife's-son

Need dosh to pay for those mansions bro.

This is what happens when you hire a manlet to play an imposing 6'6" scandinavian detective.

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the killer is a woman

nope, the trailer doesn't spoil it. the killer is not a female.

Unsurprising. The trailer was the most overwrought cliched shit. I almost wondered if it was a black comedy.

SNOWMEN HAVE 2 BALLS FOR THE BODY
THAT'S NOT A FUCKING SNOWMAN IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT.

>Harry Hole films
Great!!
>Starting Fassbender
Cool
>Start with the 7th book out of 11
Huh?
>cast Charlette Gainsborough as Rochelle

Fuck this movie.

Fassbender needs a hit or oscar bait, pretty sharpish.

I'm quite happy tbph. Jo should've stuck to music.