SOUTH PARK ENDORSES JOHNSON

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Suck it Shillbots and Trumpkins.
Stoner retard revenge is nigh.

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Trey and Matt where always libertarian

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>trump looks like the canadians on the show
kek

>And what is Aleppo?

Johnson is not a serious candidate.

^This of course they're going to endorse him

while gary johnson never was

there's zero chance south park endorses anyone.

their whole shtick is poking fun that everything is absurd

gary johnson is not libertarian.

THERE'S ALWAYS A THIRD OPTION
DIVIDING THE TRUMP VOTE SO HILLARY CLINTON WINS

#IMWITHERHER
#WHATISALEPPO

so why do they vote for johnson?

Good. This will just get young people to switch from Hillary to Johnson.

Gary "What's Aleppo?" Johnson

I cant hear the message because the simpsons are so fucking intolerable

>Illegal immigrant

>ignorant of international affaird
>pushes TPP

dont fall for it

>not endorsing the dumbass who actually has a chance

someone post the Aleppo webm

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>Gary "What's a Lebbo" Johnson
Honestly, who cares? Syria is an irrelevant third world shithole

the whole episode is literally gonna be cartman dressed up like trump spouting the most offensive stuff he can while endorsing trump and the boys are gonna side with him. one of the boys is gonna be a faggot double agent and hes gonna meet with the girls and talk about how he doesnt like trump and say hey girls lets have some real political discourse and ask why they like clinton and all they'll say is muh vagina and diversity, to the shock if the fag traitor. all the while gary johnson has been attending their school the whole time with no one noticing and whispering in kyle's, making kyke think hes going insane. but then at the end he finally sees gary johnson and at a school even he yells "theres a third option guys!" and everyone will be like wtf and he he'll yell gary johnson, then everyone will laugh and the episode will end.
screencap this shit

Too bad Gary Johnson is a horrible "Libertarian"

>Gary Johnson
>Implying he has any chance of winning after he lost the Aleppoian vote

GO AHEAD, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY

What's Aleppo?

ALEPPO

This.

both of them have the mentality of teenagers and are cucked to niggers

the funny thing is it looks like johnson draws more votes from hillary than trump, but then again polls are bullshit so who really knows.

Too bad Gary Johnson isn't a fucking Libertarian.

But we know that everything is not absurd. Trump is the true libertarian. A nationalist libertarian but still gives liberty back to the people.

Maybe trey and Matt are not woke.

I certainly dont. But I do care about how he's not a libertarian.

who?

I could forgive Gary if he didn't knew the exact situation in Aleppo, not all of us are /sg/ autists who look at the maps daily after all.
But not knowing the city itself? Un-fucking-believable, he's running fro president FFS.

I don't understand because the Trump character was running to be president of CANADA. How could he run in the US election????

DUDE

what is he then faggot?

More votes for Johnson = less votes for Clinton

They never were "woke" they got popular mocking conservatives and white Americans and now are mocking SJW, if you can even call it mocking.

I don't like him but his foreign policy is basically "don't do jack shit, ever " so why care?

South Park hasn't been funny in 10 years
Besides this isn't a suprise but holy fuck what a bunch of cucks

>Not reading his response to the situation at all

user is not a serious person to be taking political advice from

Why is Trump canadian?

Yep this.

Shouldn't Sup Forums be happy? At least they don't support Hillary.

a huge faggot

looking for a (You) huh?


here ya go kid

a globalist cuck

TRUMP CONFIRMED TO BE EL RATO IN DISGUISE

an sjw who gets triggered if you say the words "illegal immigrant"
youtu.be/-xlmU9LvtAs

I hope this isn't real, Johnson isn't even libertarian ffs.

Holy shit what retards

completely untrue.

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a democrat plant

You haven't been funny in 11 years, so now what, you cuck faggot!

More votes for Clinton = Less votes for Johnson

This is a good thing, now bernouts will vote for johnson instead of hillary

Candidates with no path to 270 are irrelevant. Grow up. Oh wait...
>libertarian
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Look I made a image using South Park models

We need to start telling democrats to vote for Stein or whatever the treehuggers name is

polls say it is but there is no actual evidence wither way

MODS

why do so many women hate south park?

wtf I hate South Park now

WHAT IS ALEPPO? LOL I DUNNO

QUICK! You have three seconds to tell me what aleppo is!

>Supports tpp

Kill yourself

Did I get the number wrong? Is it 12 years?

>Gary "Lets go to Allepo" Johnson

/thread

relevant. Now die in a fire.

>cuck faggot!
you have to be 18 to post here

brutal

can someone shop Johnson to look subtly more jewish?

>implying Canada is more relevant than Syria

Mmm...

gary "into the trash it goes" johnson

>Spending $30,000 for internet meme humor jokes
>Getting 1 picture out of it

GARY JOHNSON IS NOT LIBERTARIAN!

FUCK RIGHT OFF SOUTH PARK!

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY IN YEARS!

By this standard, Donald "nuclear triad" Trump and Hillary "like, with a cloth" Clinton must be the Marx brothers of candidates

Am I the only one who actually read Gary Johnson's response to that. Definition of an un-educated voter

Why is Trump a leaf???

Gary Johnson is a fucking joke and the worst "libertarian" to ever run under that platform. I had assumed that MAYBE they'd be just a LITTLE bit smarter than to fall for the Johnson meme but I guess they are truly are pathetic. A vote for a Johnson is actually by all metrics in reality a vote for Hillary. That's just how it is. Fuck.

I guess we know where the 30k went

Is trump canadian?

Johnson takes voters from Hillary not trump. Trump voters won't be swayed by a gun grabbing piece of lib shit

Post yfw
>Johnson gets a boost from South Park
>reaches 15%
>gets onstage at the debates
>btfos both Drumpf and Shillary
>wins it all

>dude Syria lol
what is daesh what is proxy conflict with iran/russia what is european immigrant crisis what is the possible flashpoint for ww3 what is PNAC what is qatar-turkey pipeline what is geopolitics

I think they're trying to see how big of a bump their endorsement will help. I mean, most people can see through his lies, right??

>gary johnson libertarian

> implying they arent making fun of gary johnson by implying being gary johnson is on the same level as a turd sandwich and a giant douche

holy shit

What is South Park

In America, Johnson sucks YOU!

Post some libertarian/ancap memes

Vote for jill Stein cunts

I'm over 18, Cuck faggot.

>DUDE WEED OPEN BORDERS WHAT IS ALEPPO LOL

Fuck this faggot. Hope they roast his ass.

THIS