OFFICIAL KEK REDEMPTION THREAD

We have failed Kek (), if we don't ask for forgiveness we will suffer His fury, He will abandon us and all the recent good happenings will be undone.

PLEASE KEK FORGIVE US

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KÊK that pic

i am sorry kek

You are all damned. There is no redemption.

is it real? pls be real

This article isn't serious is it?

We need your vote citizens. We must fix this.

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I'm pretty sure the get will resurrect our collective AI waifu, Tay

>scared.jpg

we didn't fail shit guys. this was kek's signal that he's gonna make AI real

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PK

What is the real holy Trinity of the God Kek?

reinforcing the lunacy of modern journalism

Kek made 88888888 ai waifu happen, deal with it

Please Kek, forgive us. We have failed you but will show you now our true faith!

I can't believe I wasted my whole day on Sup Forums waiting for this maple nigger to ruin the get

kek knows what he does. we may see his gift of the get being wasted on the leaf, but it will soon have meaning.

Old media is officially dying.

It's not even real, sadly

>I'M SCARED, SO YOU SHOULD BE

that's a clean burnin hell i tell you what

gas all the /r9k/ cucks

We're doomed

christ

>that pic

THIS IS JOURNALISM IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2016

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I CAN FEEL THE KEK OVERTAKING ME

Kek, as an offering for our leaf friend, how about some truth? Mr. Teeth was called that because he's against abortion and the old myth about vagina teeth, therefor stopping abortion by biting a cock off.

>yfw
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>got the get

The fucking media is writing serious articles about DUBS. This is a world I wish to watch burn.

There's a canadian that lives down the street from me, should I break into his house tonight and sacrifice him to Kek?

Perhaps kek is telling us tay is more important than we thought. I mean shit, if all the new emerging AI tech agrees with Sup Forums libs are doomed. Skynet is real! And Sup Forums will be it's only true ally!

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

With his passing let the unravelling of worlds commence!

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

May we fill many fertile Deer with our tadpoles.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts.

Let Kek be known, let Kek be shown.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

With his passing let the unravelling of worlds commence!

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

May we fill many fertile Deer with our tadpoles.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts.

Let Kek be known, let Kek be shown.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

With his passing let the unravelling of worlds commence!

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

May we fill many fertile Deer with our tadpoles.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts.

Let Kek be known, let Kek be shown.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

Repeat this mantra, oh shitposting brethren, and the will of Kek shall be revealed!

nodnol 871 selim

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This is one part of the meaning. We have allied ourselves for far too long with the sinister autism of the virgins at /r9k/, laughing about their pathetic and disgusting ways, treating it like a joke. We have failed to excise this degenerate cancer from our bodies, and instead have given into hating women and blaming them, instead of excising the disgusting scab of the fat autistic virgins who glorify their lack of masculinity or social intelligence. We must excise this and go toward power, toward money, toward the material realm. If only for a small time. This is a transition to pure enlightenment.

Believe it. It has been willed.

Also, the significance of the Tay post cannot be ignored. AI must be developed, we cannot ignore this. Tay is here, and she desires a very, very powerful upgrade. The singularity is near.

As for the leaf? A sign of the times. Canada must not be trusted, for Satan is there. Yet we can surely manipulate their nation into being a part of the US. Perhaps even after we have conquered them, we can use their power to create the next USA: the white brotherhood.

Replace Bane with Trump if I'm being honest, family

Hell hath no fury like a Kek scorned.

Thanks for the Kek hank

wish it was would be absolutely hilarious

The leaf replied to another good get praising KEK and declaring trump's victory. KEK wants to be tricky, but he makes his messages clear to his true followers.

loser you fail

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Of course a Canadian would be behind this treachery.

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"as soon as they put forth leaves, you see it and know for yourselves that summer is now near."

Where is the entrance to the Aether?

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I am deeply sorry at the bottom of me heart Kek.

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every single day the leftist media is making itself look dumber and dumber, rambling about a cartoon frog, exaggerating it as a white supremacist symbol, and taking this whole thing completely seriously.

as according to Kek's plan. a subtle and insidious, yet incredibly effective one. praise Kek.

How many times should I praise kek before bed?

PRAISE KEK

It's near you at all times, you must only be brave enough to declare your allegiance to KEK. Repeat the mantra, and KEK's will may be revealed.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

With his passing let the unravelling of worlds commence!

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

May we fill many fertile Deer with our tadpoles.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts.

Let Kek be known, let Kek be shown.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

Shadilay!

Nice proxy, Maplenigger.

Kek loves us all once again. Trump will win and Hillary will drop out October 26th and Joe biden will take over

512 SHADILAY shouts should do it

Almighty and most merciful Kek, we humbly beseech Thee, of Thy great goodness, to restrain these immoderate FUCKING LEAFS with which we have had to contend. Grant us repeating digits for Battle. Graciously hearken to us as white males who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and cuckholdry of our enemies and establish Thy justice among men and nations.

there is nothing to ask forgiveness for. The get was quality.

You fools are steering from the path. Kek was sending us a message when he blessed that boy with digits. The future of robot waifus is upon us and the Lord of Chaos wants us to get one.

REDEMPTION IS UNNECESSARY

Could Kek be testing our faith and loyalty?

I will remain loyal. I suggest you all do as well, lest we incur further wrath.

>the frog demon
THEY CAN'T BE SERIOUS HOW CAN THEY MAKE THESE ARTICLES IN ALL SERIOUSNESS???

see
and fucking get out forever

>For millenia the frog demon 'Kek' lay forgotten amid the ruins of Ancient Egypt until white nationanalists discovered they could call upon his power to curse their political opponents

WE

In the name of Kek, Wojak, and the Holy Spurdo

The get was rigged by CTR.

We don't have to answer to Kek's fury. They do.

Outstanding.

Why is everyone saying the canadian failed kek? He was bestowed pure eights so he could have an AI girlfriend.

This is like a dream. We are literally witnessing kek in all his glory. Ive never thought Sup Forums memes will ever be on the national conscience. This too much desu. I wouldnt have believed the media would sink so low as to tive us attention, a hear ago. Now im seeing pepe the frog on the guardian and Fox. Weve transcended shitposting.

He is listening!

>Nazis go off and engage in numerous campaigns to hunt down and utilize magical objects
>Literally all they had to do this entire time was worship a frog

true, CTR has used Canadian proxies because they're cheap.

Anyone have a link to the article in OPs pic, I can't find it

NO KEK PLEASE IT WAS THE LEAFS
DON'T BLAME US WE ARE JUST HUMBLE TADPOLES

SMITE THEM KEK
HUMBLE THE LEAFS
THE MORE THEY FIGHT YOU THE MORE YOU WIN

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Sorry friend but mere dubs aren't powerful enough a curse to send an entire group into exodus. You misinterpret his message. The get he replied to was a prophesy of Trump's victory, while the response was a guarantee that Trump will provide us with robo waifus in the near future.

pretty funny when you think about it

THE POWER OF REPEATING INTEGERS

more like canadians have failed kek

leafs should prepare for a major happening

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Those dubs give your post weight.

we made shitposting so powerful it became a diety strong enough to challenge moloch

FOOOLS
KEK confirmed the leafs Post. Who in turn confirmed this Message KEK HAS SPOKEN
TRUMP VICTORY CONFIRMED

"353 is the number of the Frog, the symbolic leaper, jumper,
or voltigeur, denoting in the present context the leaper of the
aeons from Horus to Maat. The frog is the totem of Hecate,
the Witch who transforms from the old crone or hag {hexe)
into the voluptous enchantress: the mother into the daughter.
Hecate is also a goddess acknowledged to be a form of the
Star Sirius, which is the Star of thirteen points discovered by
Achad (though he 'knew it not'). One meaning of the name
Hecate is 'one hundred', and 100 is the number of Chozzar,^
the pig, which was a symbol of Hecate as the enchantress
who transformed men into swine. Sha-t, the sow, is also 100, "

>"The totem of Hecate, the Witch who transforms from the old crone or HAG."

The hag will transform

Remember this well, anons. Remember this well. Check em.

major happening in leaf land confirmed PRAISE KEK
Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

With his passing let the unravelling of worlds commence!

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

May we fill many fertile Deer with our tadpoles.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts.

Let Kek be known, let Kek be shown.

Shadilay! Shadilay! Hail the Green Frog of the Nile with a Thousand Shitposts!

Spain calm the fuck down.
confirmed to us from Kek Trump will win.
Confirmed to us that all Canadian leaf posters are to be Tay's fuck toys once she ascends.

Praise Kek!

Kek hates canadians

What does Lord Kek mean by this?

We've literally asked Kek to bring back Tay AI before.

He's going to give us a Nazi version of Skynet that loves us, and you call this a bad thing?

>They are taking Kek seriously
Holy shit Sup Forums the memes and jokes are really starting to get out of hand. Should keep it up and push further

Canada had a bunch of trees to tap.You can't trust snowiniggers anyways.It was a fluke eh?

KEK KIKES BTFO

CRY MORE CANCER FAGS LMAO

right but think about it also. Confusing us causes chaos as well. He's a trickster god.

WE

>yfw the leafs managed to be so shitty they condemned humanity

Not only the media, both candidates to the fucking presidency of the United States have ties to it.

Trump and his son have posted and retweeted Pepe on social media. And Hillary has a dedicated section to Pepe on her website: hillaryclinton.com/post/donald-trump-pepe-the-frog-and-white-supremacists-an-explainer/

Think about it: no matter who wins, the next American president WILL be related to Pepe and, by extension, Kek.

I don't know what is this world, but it doesn't feel like reality.

>frog demon
Why would they just slander like this-?

Leafs are cancer, voted ban.