IN THE AAAAAAARMS OOOOOOOOOF AN ANGEL

IN THE AAAAAAARMS OOOOOOOOOF AN ANGEL

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MY NAME IS DOUG

Wonder if he is still alive

YOU LOVED BRAD

Fucking hate this bitch
Chick is a sociopath

I hope that nigger dog died. Jesus fucking Christ, I hate pitbulls so fucking much, literally the niggers of dogs.

These ads actually end up having the opposite effect from what they intended by pissing me off. They go on for fucking ever.

Remember when you said men were superior drivers?

LOOKS LIKE TODAYS GONNA BE ANOTHER SCORCHER

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My dad unironically goes "HAVE YA SEEN THE COMMERCIAL WITH" and goes to explain the funny commerical he saw.
I love my dad but goddamn dad pls stahp

I'll call tomorrow

yes and they still are

CHANGE YOUR LIFE!
>that how I turned gay.

Shut your mouth, roastie whore (male). I don't need you speaking for me.

>tfw haven't had cable in years and don't deal with this shit anymore

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is the aspca a good animal charity?

Wuh the LUUUUUIIIIIPPPSS OF AN AAAAYYYNGELLLLLL

It's established that THEY CALL IT THE REMAINDER is a new classic?

I havent watched late night television in almost a decade

I almost miss it the infomercials, sometimes

I remember as a child when I'd have a nightmare and wake up sometime really late at night. There would be nothing on TV usually but the infomercials were at least mundane and comforting and watching them helped me calm down.

>grandma immediately changes the channel

Addiction is a disease

Puppies in a cup, missing their feet, it's wroooooonggg

I used crack cocaine

PSA/commercial kino coming through

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it's a rape whistle

lol canada

You're my present this year.

This tbqhf

Literally nothing incest-y about this, what a bunch of thirsty degenerates.

Hoveround takes me where I want to go, Where will it send me ~

Have you seen the actual commercial?

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THIRSTY
DEGEN
ERATES

There is absolutely nothing wrong with wanting to fuck your sister

Diabeetus

THIS
incest is the opposite of degen, it is literally pure

SPCA offshoots tend to be legit and not insane far-left vegan hippie shit like PETA. Here in Canada the SPCA basically has to function as our animal control because the government wastes all of our money paying Mahmoud and Jamal twice the salary of the average citizen for doing nothing.

*tropical tin drum music plays*

I miss my man Bob Wehadababyitsaboy

Get off the library computer, Cletus.

i am indian

Avant Garde commercial kino. This is the art house of tv commercials

What were the purest forms of incest? I think big sister/little brother or twincest is the purest and mother/son comes after that.

BUT YOU FUCKED CHAD

CLICKITY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK

>a commercial made you gay

The kittens got a pencil in it's faaaaaace!

Then he pulls her pajama bottoms down and fucks her on the counter while the coffee brews.

i think if we are to consider what has the greatest calculated romantic potential, we must look at the individuals in each pairing
i will assign a point value system of 1 to 3 utilizing intelligence and experience, hormonal factors and gender archetypes:

>Mother-3
(Most experience in life and in sexuality, will hold the most inherent love for her son out of anybody in the family)
>Sister-2
(Has most in common with the brother, this bond is based on shared experience and similar facial features, assuming they have noth the same parents)
>Daughter-1
(This form of incest will be the least romantic but the most lewd due to its one sidedness as the father will be too intellectually and physically dominant for a strong existential connection. The orgasms will be very intense but more shallow)

>this entire post

Get off the village computer, pacletus

>That hot water accident.

my man

THE UNSUSPECTED STRANGER

These always have the opposite effect one me. It's good to raise awareness, but they're so maudlin and over the top that I want to euthanize them myself to make that shit stop.

Why can't you just turn gay from the underwear packages like normal boys

Those things are evil

>become the boss of the gym

dude the deleted scenes were nothing but kino

They did a commercial shortly after with a bunch of people saying stuff like "Head On, I hate your commercial, but your product is great!" And stuff like that.

The one time Canada ever got really fucking intense and scary for no reason.

GET YOUR SKIS SHINED UP, GRAB A STICK OF JUICY FRUIT

>You will never have this poster

If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be eligible for financial compensation.

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it was oil

>thats me

ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW

CALL JAY GEE WENTWORTH

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Sockem Boppers
Sockem Boppers
More fun than a _ _.

his name is pajeet you racist

HOVEROUND TAKES ME WHERE I WANNA GO
WHERE WILL IT SEND ME

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HOTTER?

CALL NOW
DO IT

tfw no sister gf

wtf was he doing in west africa? is some kind of nigger hunting mercenary?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT COMES
FRESH GOES BETTER IN LIFE

Mentos commercials were absolute kino

hnnnnnng

S T E E L D R U M S

that singer's career is surely dead by now

You'll call now

>that adorable doggo
He's just loving life right now isn't he?

Sometimes I just wish I was dog. Just constantly being a big, happy huggable animal without a worry in the world. No insecurity, no crushing anxiety, no expectation. Just wag my tail and cuddle with my humans

IT'S SUMMER TIME AND THE LIVING IS EASY

Nice digits, confirmed truth

These commercials would always get me. I also like this song now.

What is it about pharmaceutical drug commercials that makes you feel both comfy and disturbed at the same time?

They usually show some person just engaging in some mundane activity, but in a hyper idealized America. Everything is colorful and cheery. The narrator spouts off a dozen or so side effects you may have when taking the drug. When the commercial is almost over, the bottom of the screen usually says "See our ad in ____ Magazine". And when it's finally over, the narrator almost always says, "Talk to your doctor about _____".

That did help too. Didn't help that my dad bought me a few jockstraps in 6th grade because I would need them in 'gym' class.

came to post this desu

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>no one has posted this yet

any of you old enough will remember this, also this probably contributed to the chad meme

>tfw adopted a dog from a shelter and he has been undying loving and loyal
why are shelter pets affectionate?
are they grateful?

>Why haven't you called you fucking crackhead degenerate?

wow they really come on a little strong in this one

Look at that get!

HERE
THEY
COME!

SCREAMING ACROSS THE SKY

IT'S LOTS AND LOTS OF JETS AND PLANES

>cut cord in 2013 because fuck you Charter
>now see these mouthbreather ads when I visit in-laws' house

Jesus christ, 95% of all cable channels are interchangeable shitty infomercial delivery systems.

LIONEL COIN BANK
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True kino. That kid actor looks at the crunch with such longing, such adoration. This boy would later grow up to become first ack president of the United States Bill Clinton