30 Years War Risk Thread

Pick a
>Name
>Faction
RP encouraged
Read the map

RUSSIA INVADES THE TRIBE TO THE SOUTH

the blue one, specifically

Claiming Spain
Roll goes into North Africa

Kingdom of Spain

HOLY SHIT
same second

stupid name
so spain is yours

FUCK YOU OP IS A FAGGOT I RAPE YOUR MUM

be my guest

t. Ahmed bin Mamoud

nice number

Hussites
Poland

gotcha

Claiming Brunswick

Holy SHIT THATS THE SAMEFAG OP

fuck you shit country get out of rightful muscovite clay reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

yeah.
Hi

gotcha
that is correct

>England
>England

added, thats 5 we begin in 2 minutes

Russia doesn't have legitimate claims past Kiev, and I shouldn't be in Kiev

Also
>be burger
>be playing as spain
>be retard
>care about who has "russian" clay

23 May 1618

KIEVAN RUS MAKE RUS GREAT AGAIN RURIKIDS BTFO LIVONIA GIB
annex more of that blue Cossack tribe

Scotts must be taken down

SICILIAN SPANIARDS MARCH INTO NAPLES

1) How do I become an empire
2) What bonuses do empires get (not really clear in instructions)
3) roll to conquer balkans

>be playing as Spain
... he's Muscovy

Annex Hesse. Any spills to Bohemia

Forgot bonus

Invade Denmark to take Hollstein!, spills to East Frisia, the germanic people will unite!

If 3 factions of the same religion conquer 4 kingdoms (or have support from 4 kingdoms, also combination of the two) they can form empire and elect emperor. basically game needs more players for that

fixed

Oh shit, sorry for being retarded.

23 May 1619

Kievan Rus worst Rus
Rus worst slav
Orthodox worst dox
Remove Rus
Remove orthodox
Remove kebab

finish invasion of southtribe, then BTFO Sweden out of St. Petersburg and hungay

Holy Kingdom of Petrograd
Russia

Kill Neapolitans!!

... I said Hesse

Finish Hesse, spills to Alsace-Lorraine

Roll to claim rest of Poland
Defend if attacked

Further spills to Swabia

what?

Keep expanding west and north, Victory will be for Kaiser Alexander!

Finish British Isles

Spill by landing in France spread out

YOU REEE BTFO STINK STINK SHIT POLAN YOU NATION NOT EVEN WORK REMOVE YOUSELF CATHOLIC HALF KEBAB 1939 BEST YEAR OF LIFE GET REKT ROASTED AND TOASTED BY IMPERIAL RUSSIAN MIGHT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1 spill?

hi there friend

How do I change religion? I see the option when I own British Isles to change to that if I'm protestant

You start as a Protestant (specifically Calvinist)

France

Kek hello
Great Ottoman Empire
Red

Easy

fix'd

wanna gangbang polshit

Sure,pal

23 May 1620
The Ottoman have arrived
sorry, tried to fix, so those trips wiped out hesse and swabia, spilled to bohemia

you can have polan proper
I want lituanien and Livonia
invade Lithuania (the big rus part)

Keep on the western front mein friend!

Conquer the Venetians into the Venetian Balkans

That works, thanks

Finish Bohemia. Any spills to Alsace-Loraine

Push against the Polish

Go back to Gulag stink Rus stupid Rus beaten by Kebab billion times
go back to eat stupid 1 potato poor stink Rus
Poland has many potato not stink Rus food vodka Polish drink
Allying with stupid kebab turk 1990 best day of life

Defend, spills conquer the rest of poland/baltics

Spills into the Ottoman Balkan coast

Fill France

if possible also use enough to take one T in Norway

WAIT SPAIN, JOIN THE ANTIPOLAN ALLIANCE
I DON'T WANT YOUR EUROSHITS

Want to join to fight stupid kebab and traitor Rus

From one holy kingdom to another, I will help you

No Spain, join me

All I want to do this game is kill Mudslimes I'm pissed off at their trash

Join us against Polshit

Rus betrayed Christ by allying with stupid muslim
Crusade now?

AM NO TRAITOR YUO STUPID SHIT COUNTRY ATTACK FIRST TIME OF TROUBLES NEVER FORGET
after Poland and scandishit, I will ally all of the rest of Europe against the Protestants

fix'd my bonus

>I was only pretending to betray you

I will help you rid the world of this traitor

Silenció traidor perro

OP WILL ALLOW THE TWO CATHOLIC FACTIONS TO ELECT A POPE BY UNANIMOUS DECISION:
POPE VOTE HERE FOR CATHOLICS

Stupid Orthodox ally with Kebab, not even listen to Pope.
DEUS VULT!

I leave the alliance with Muscowy,i don't want all Yurop against me,
Attack Georgia,don't attack Poland

Read that OP?

you know historically, Poland was right up in Russia's shit?
The ottomans happen to invade Poland, I'm just trying to fill my region

There never was an alliance. I just want Lithuania back.
Sweden...

You want to be Pope?

Kek,i leave our Alliance,i don't want western powers in MY balkans

Good luck against poland,because i retreat

poland took those 2 tiles back anyway and spilled north.
no redirects

23 May 1621
POPE?
Also HRE factions vote and HRE

Me

Even fill France and Norway

Leave Poland alone,attack Georgia

Keep taking the Balkan coast spill into France
I will take the coast and that's it

three trips in this thead so far
fuckl

Defend against Poland, try to take more of Lithuania.
That's all I want West.
I want to ally you and help.
Poland, however, is on my land

I vote for Brunswick

Finish Bohemia. Any spills to Alsace-Loraine

Finish off Poland and spill push against ottoman.

Ok,i can give you the coast,but just don't attack me.
I broke relations with Muscowy,why attack me ;_;?

do you attack saxony?

>playing the weak card
My Spanish hounds smell something suspicious

Keep on filling western Germany!, don't attack Saxony so spills into France, I, Duke Alexander after rigurous studies hace decided to shed my heresy and fully embrace catholicism, from today onwards shall be known as a catholic country!
U qtie

>fully embrace Catholicism
You disappoint me ...

Kek,i'll defeat all the Caucasus and focus on The Middle East

Did Saxony attack me?
I don't want to attack saxony, so if he is attacking me defend
If I need to attack saxony to attack ottomans, switch the attack to russia
If I have to attack saxony to fill poland, attack saxony

no they finished off bohemia, now starting removal of saxony from poland

Hello Saxony. You are placed in a prime position, central Europe.
It'd be a pleasure to share a border with you, if Poland does not peacefully surrender Lithuania

We're an alliance right?