MARTIAL LAW

Currently in Boulder, CO. All wired internet is down. Posting through cellular. I think martial law is being declared. What do?

How do you know that all wired is down? Or is it just yours because your forgot to pay your bill?

Naaah man, it's all good. You're being paranoid bro, take another hit, man.

Probably another drunk mexican crashed into the server shack.

Smoke moar weed

THIS

Lock doirs, stay inside. Stay away from the windows and continue to monitor the internet for further information.

Can I have your stuff?

Get your ass to the nearest Kuato for instructions.

An user was posting about this months ago. It's just swamp gas

>my wired connection is down
>e-everyone's wired connection must be down
>this can mean only one thing...

Give up.

If all wired Internet was down in Colorado, cellular wouldn't work so well idiot. Once the cell signal gets to a tower, where do you think the data goes to and from?

also, why boulder colorado? what the fuck did you guys do to deserve this?

>captha 420

You definitely wouldn't be using a cell phone if martial law was being enacted.

Good. Maybe we'll never hear from them again. - Actual Coloradans

Fort Collins here. Internet down TV seems okay. Cell service unaffected but lots of police sirens? Not sure if they're just arresting more poor idiots or there's a real problem

masterbate to anime

everything will be ok

South Boulder here,
Everything seems A-OK. Still binge watching Futurama....

Maybe someone hates commie college towns?

On CU Boulder campus. No wired internet either.

proof right now.

There is no escape OP
Save yourself the pain and an hero now before they get you.

...

I'll smoke some for you OP

also funny thing is that an Oregon user reported his aunts internet crashed aswell so is this condolence.

>this captcha
holy shit they fucking know

>shitty internet in Cucklorado
>martial law

pick one

actually if martial law is happening, slowly things would go down, then it would slam hard.

Prepping for riots once CU bootyblasts Michigan this weekend.

Internet being intermittent now

No happening right?

also one more thing I dont feellike digging through the archives but an user on here said dont be in Colorado tomorrow, he didn't say why exactly.It was during those badselfeater threads.

are you in greeley?

my internet took a shit about 30 minutes ago
just corrected itself 5 mins ago

happening confirmed

>MFW I'm in Colorado today and indefinitely

Cellular has wired backbones at the towers. You forgot to pay your bill or you're just having an outage lol. If they wanted communication to be down cellular would be out too.

>indefinitely

dont worry desu something might not happen it might be just a coincidence, you always have pol to report to if somethinghappens

You live in Boulder? You decided your own fate m80.

OP is a liar, nothing is happening here.

I know we're the NWO headquarters and all, but stop with the happenings.

>Unless it's a genetically targeted virus to kill all the transplants

In boulder Colorado. Internet is not down. OP is a faggot.

bump

Am on campus. Internet was down.