Be American

>Be American
>legalize a assault rifle
>Illegalize a chocolate egg

Explain yourselves

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why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here

No.

You're Gay.

grow up faggot

hershey paid off the fda

Make like a tree and leave! You sound like a damned fool when you say it wrong!

Make like a tree and fuck off

Kinder Eggs were banned before assault rifles even existed.

not that it matters, Kinder Eggs became legal 3 years ago. Thanks Obama!

I'd get those as a kid every Xmas. Why are the eggs illegal now?

>be Canadian
>shitpost

because you cant have non edible shit inside of food in america.

we get guns so who cares about candy. plenty of candy in america see as we are a fat country.

They banned assault eggs. More kids were killed by assault eggs instead of firearms.

Where did the Kinder Egg myth even start? Those, random knock-offs, Wonderballs, etc have been available at nearly every store I've been to for as long as I can remember.

Hello darkness my old friend

It was a capsule inside of a large hollow, easily broken chocolate shell.

How many kids did really see a plastic capsule and eat it? And aren't you glad they did so they aren't here today?

Protectionism for Hershey, duh.

"assault rifles" do not exist. you have manual load (lever action, bolt action), semi-automatic and fully automatic rifles (full auto with semi- auto selector), and that's it.

the US has had a ban on candies with embedded toys since 1938, kinder eggs started production in the early 70'

remember, google search engine is a thing that exists, use it.

>How many kids did really see a plastic capsule and eat it?

apparently they are quite deadly in France.

inquisitr.com/2724797/french-toddler-chokes-to-death-on-kinder-egg-toy-product-is-banned-in-usa/

>One was banned by progressives
>The other progressives are attempting to ban
The lesson is progressives like banning stuff

>Illegalize

>legalize a assault rifle
>assault rifle
you keep using that word, but it's clear you don't know its defintion

One is aimed towards kids, the other is...never mind. Answer is America.

Easy question to answer. The left wants the government to keep us safe from any thing and everything.

Some times it's stupid shit. Like absenthe, or meds, or chocolate that might cause medical side affects if over used.

The left goes absolutely batshit over everything. OMG why did the government let me drink this absenthe stuff they it should have been band.

Government reacts and bans said products. So the government found it much easier to make things sold in the states pass a certain standard and they do it with almost everything.

It's the reason epi pen prices skyrocketed. The fda basically made them a monopoly.

So the people that formed this government where pretty smart because they came from a place where the government was basically their nanny and told them all these ridiculous things that they could and could not do.

These guys were really fond of the citizens being armed. So they wrote a binding law that the government could not ban it.

Basiclly a chocolate egg was not worth writing a law into the rules of how people would be governed

>be canadian
>repost this every day
>never get banned for spamming

KINDER EGGS ARE FUCKING LEGAL IN THE US NOW. FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

>not aiming your guns towards young children

>▶

These fucking bans!!!

It enrages me to think that there are poor impoverished children in this world that are prevented from ever knowing the pleasure of finding that wonderful toy inside a delicious Kinder Egg!

theonion.com/article/fun-toy-banned-because-of-three-stupid-dead-kids-290

you might wanna switch to burst, that thing's agility is a +5

Don't you sell chocolate eggs with stuff inside during Easter?

Linder eggs are also banned here.
On the basis of "selling chocolate with toys inside will make children fat" which also means no happy meals

Using liberal retardation to try and justify banning more things.

Let's unban the kinders, who's going to cry? Shitty liberal parents who don't watch their kids and let them choke on a chocolate ball with a small toy inside it and then try to sue companies for it. Should we ban all tiny objects next to keep kids from choking? As if a little choking warning isn't enough they have to ban it. Ban this, ban that.

Prepare your Angus....

You're not even real people you maple syrup bleeding, hockey dreamin beer swigging leaf fucker.

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Leftists banned kinder eggs and they would have banned guns too if those weren't protected.

What really sucks are how the rightists ban drugs.
Drugs should be legal for the same reason guns are.
Blame the user, not the goods.