Chaos gods are shit. KEK is litterly just Malal...

Chaos gods are shit. KEK is litterly just Malal. You think he's on your side because fucks with the evil side be he just chaos god of chaos.

What are you going to do when he gets board with fucking with he left and turn on us?

The embrace of a leaf and wasted get on a glorified Waifu claim should be enough to convince you.

Sup Forums needs a crusade. We need to replace KEK with St. Michael the Archangel now

Deus Vult forever and always.

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Except Malal isn't canon

He was memed into canon. Also he did appear atleast once in a canon comic.

Pic related

Games Workshop shill please go.

DEUS VULT

PURGE KEK

Reclaim Pepe from heresy

Hehe yeeeees, good material being!

kek is just nyarlethotep fucking with us.

Slay the serpent fuck Chaos with help of St. Michael. Pray with me Sup Forums

Side note: Ollanius Pius best cathar

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Chaos is the only true answer!

Fuck off space (imiteriam?) jew.

Sometimes i wonder man.

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Pray with me Sup Forums

Our father who art in heaven

Actually he was a god a long time ago, and was called kuk ironically
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuk_(mythology)

Welp. That's that. Sup Forums bieng subverted by evil. A bastion of traditional Catholicism is bieng subverted.

Hallowed be thy name

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done
On earth as it is in Heaven

Give us today our daily bread

and forgive us our trespasses

As we forgive those who trespass against us

Lead us not into temptation.

But deliver us from evil

AMEN

But deliver us from evil
Amen

Piss off kek is the one true god.

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Kek, is a god for those who wish to talk and not do.

Christians have lost their way; it was always about action. Defeating sin. Smiting sin. Now, everyone is a sinner.

There's not even a point in hell, as we made it here.

I weep, I really do.

No matter how much you turn your back to God, He we always be there to love you. And when you need Him, He'll be right there waiting

At my parish they started putting this prayer in all the programs before the closing hymn, and they say it at the end of mass every time. Only happened in the last few months.

Is this something that is occurring elsewhere or just my church?

Michael is a bloody butcher, the right hand of the dictator and murderer, who you worship and justify. He will deposed and sentenced! His omnipotence is a lie, propaganda of the books which he invented himself. He's lying to you, uses your faith in him for the enslavement of your minds. He killed children, killed people for minor acts, forced to do stupid rituals, called slaves. I'm terrified of what he did to you. You serve to evil and justify it.

Yeah. You know what. Not a bad idea. Lets get rid of this evil spirit from /pol. Pray to our High Priest and Messiah Jesus Christ and have him send Arch Angel Micheal to clean sweep this place of the filth.

For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory.

Amen.

Why is his armband the Greendale Community College logo?

Doubt helps always

Greendale is two star points away from having the Inquisition called on their asses.

>5 points
I don't think I should have to give a lesson on why that is bad.

>called on their assessment

It's funny because it's an anuns

We have always all been sinners. The only difference is now many deny sin exist at all.

We use to say this prayer alot during my highschool theology classes. That was years ago.

Don't know if I've been to a church that's said it every time though.

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I pray that all deities are empowered and find their way back into this reality. The quarantine will be lifted and all will return to the great field of play, Earth.
Let it be.
Fuck it.
For the lulz.

WTF is all this heresy?

Praise Kek, fag!

>We need to replace KEK with St. Michael the Archangel now
Not going to happen.
Kek has been chosen. Or did Kek choose us?
wierd.

sage

Fuck St. Michael.

Live and Die for The God-Emperor

Eat a dick heretic

You're the heretic, christcuck.

The Frog God > Kike On A Stick

NO U

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Kek has... spoken!?

I are confused.

The beautiful thing about Kek is not that it lies in the supernatural. To the contrary, it is beautiful because it's power lies in humanity.

All of the signs, the symbols, the connections made to this phenomenon can be chalked up to apophenia. Those who say this are not wrong in any way, shape or form. But what these people fail to realize is that apophenia is all we humans have. The human condition IS apophenia.

We as humans construct our own reality through the patterns we see in this chaotic universe. Through the concept of Kek, we are discovering a way to bend reality through the patterns we ourselves manifest by sheer collective subconscious desire.

The bicameral humans of ancient civilizations were ruled by habit. Sometimes, situations arose where habit did not suffice, and the mind intervened as a divine act of God. These humans were unaware of their own meta-cognition, and interpreted it as an external source. As society advanced, humanity evolved and developed the ability of meta-awareness.

With Kek, we are witnessing the early form of the next stage in human awareness.