Dear Christians

The year is 2016. Man has peered into the darkest corners of the cosmos, and observed the universe on its smallest scale. You walk around with more computing power in your pocket than was available to all of NASA in the 1970s. You live twice as long as your ancestors ever could have dreamed of, you have food in abundance and the future is brighter than ever. Humanity has achieved more in the last century than it ever has in its entire history. People are happier, freer, crime is lower, you're safer, more secure, and the entire wealth of human knowledge is available to you at your finger tips. You live in the dawn of humanity, you were born after the long dark night and you will never know the suffering that every other generation did.

And you still think the words of dehydrated desert madmen in the middle east are literal truth, you unironically believe in God, and think homosexuality is a bad thing.

You're literally a walking insult to everything humanity has ever achieved, lmao.

I'm not religious but why shit on them? Some people need their crutch and it could be a lot worse. Maybe it's better for them to have some hope rather than be like ourselves and truly realize how small and insignificant our lives are in this vast universe.

TL;DR: It's the !1!!

>realize how small and insignificant our lives are in this vast universe

I can't be the only one who finds this exhilarating and not scary or depressing.

It's like finding out that the babysitter is asleep - that the babysitter isn't even there.

Not having a cosmic nanny opens up infinite possibilities.

I used to be terrorized of the idea but now that I've accepted it I keep at as a moral boost, as in I could die at any moment so I better do my best now.

I don't care about anything happening in this thread, I just want to jump on the back of that girl in your pic and start humping away.

There is only Kek, and Canadians are His prophet.

I love her

Yeah man peered into the deepest cosmos but still hasn't ventured into the DMT realm. Man has mapped mars but still does not know his own oceans. Fucking idiots. Drink some ayahuasca and learn about the duat.

Work as a farmhand. You're great at making strawmen.