Be Catholic

>be Catholic
>want to kill myself
>church says I'll go to hell

Why so many religions prohibit suicide?

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Because people like you deserve hell.

Because life is a gift c:

Because if the slaves kill themselves there'll be nobody left to do all the toiling.

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Is that why leafs post so much here?

"stay in your shit unhappy lives because we need you peasants in order to live our extravagant lives"

it's an easily exploitable loophole to get the good shit in heaven

i mean think about it, if heaven is that good why bother living in on the shithole known as earth

kill yourself with a beretta, that way you'll be in their good books because of all the stocks the vatican holds in them

If you suicide. You are rejecting Gods will and not trusting God to make good use of your temporary existence here.

Lay up rewards in heaven. Forget trying to live a nice life here. Its impossible.