Huhuhuh, what a wuss

huhuhuh, what a wuss.

Mheheheh, yeah, a fat wuss.

Daily reminder that Beavis cried.

Heh heh. Heh, screw you, buttmunch, heh heh.

Nigga you have too much time on your hands

The time you spend with your hands is better off not being shared.

Is he fucking Steven?

No, but it's interesting that you came to that conclusion. Ha, "came".

ha
don't forget my nachos, Steven

Sup Forums characters bullying Steven when?

Never because Steven could wipe the fucking floor with like 99.9% of them.

hehehe, yeah, and the he'd cry about it

Too bad that doesn't translate into interesting huh?

huhuhhuh he can wipe my butt

And I'm sure that said characters would appreciate the tears in their death throes.

It's ok to be touched, Steven.

Hey butthead look at the fat crybaby's hot sisters.
We are definitely gonna score! heh heh!

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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT?!!?
THIS DORK'S MOM IS DEAD!!!

kek

Hahahahahahaha fuck you mean seriously? Fatass might be the reincarnation of the gem godess of lark but he isn't very smart my friendo.

Against normal people? Maybe. Against superpowered characters, I highly doubt it. Steven hardly knows how to fight, that's why he fuses with his strong female friend.

Uh Beavis I've got news for you...

>implying reboot episodes count

Uhhhuhhuhh, yeah. What a wuss. Uhhuhhuhh.

He would be screwed agaisnt someone smarter than him or someone who doesn't cry every two minutes user.

Steven penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse penisverse

My sides

Garnet: Of course all life on Earth is worth protecting, Steven.

Pearl: Just not those two.

Garnet: No, those two are terrible.

Keking hard

Now I can't help but think about Steven trying to show the Gems that Beavis and Butthead are just misunderstood and when he tries to make friends it backfires and they make fun of him.

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Are they crystal-
Penises

Don't forghet Kevin. He is evil because he tried to hook up with Connie.

So uh, if you're your own mom do you like... uh still have thingies?

Worse, he tried to hook up with Stevonnie, a known tranny

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He'd lose to around 80+%. Even non-powered guys like Spongebob, Otis, and Jimmy Neutron would wreck him. I'd say Barney would give him a run for his money.

Steven pls

HAHAHA, IT'S SO SMALL! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Meanwhile Greg

Barney isn't animated you dipshit

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You owe me a new keyboard. I spat out my drink because of this.

More than enough to kill two retards and Mabel, though

>He thinks Steven would kill Beavis and Butthead

>not editing the pic so Cartman is licking Steven's tears

He could but he wouldn't, how many times has Lars bullied him and Steven just took it?
Steven is a bitch when it comes to emotions and relationships.
All you have to do is make him cry and he becomes helpless.

Doesn't he activate his powers when he cries?
Man that boy is a bitch.

SHUT UP

I WAS NOT CRYING!

I have never fucking watched this show but from what I understand it's about a fat overweight little boy and a bunch of lesbains' that cry a lot

Also there is a green autistic midget that likes saying "clod" a lot

LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! ARE YOU FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF? WELL YOU SHOULD BE 'CUZ YOU'RE A CLOD! YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANNA BOTTLE? A BIG CLOD BOTTLE!?

Have we become Lars?

Strong emotions of wanting to help someone activates his powers, emotions of sadness and stress break his powers.
He's helpless when he gets too emotional, hilarious that this show was created by a woman.

These are great.

Worst part is that green retard wasn't a retard at first.

They aren't exactly women my friend.

Yeah they are.

Sorry, you can't have a series about female empowerment and lesbian relationships and then say "w-well they technically AREN'T women". You're delusional, friendo.