Alrrrright you crrrretinous Sup Forums couch coddlers! I'm offering TEN BILLION MOBIUMS to the bounty hunter who can...

Alrrrright you crrrretinous Sup Forums couch coddlers! I'm offering TEN BILLION MOBIUMS to the bounty hunter who can capture that heinous hedgehog! Now quit your woeful waifu wanking and BRRRING ME YOUR BEST!

Suck my blue dick robotnik

What's the Mobium to Bisonbucks exchange rate?

>Sonic cartoons make chili dogs look delicious

>Try them, they taste like ass

Who made them?

Who the fuck is cooking them?

Is there a bonus for keeping the carcass in one piece?

Doubtful it'll end up that way, but never hurts to ask, yes?

As you wish.

No disintegrations!

>taste like ass

You're only supposed to eat them once, user.

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For that much money, why doesn't Sonic just turn in himself?

Hot dogs are delicious. Chili is delicious. How did you fuck up combining the two?

Don't get bumped into a pit.

THAT CLODHOG CANT CATCH THIS GEM ASS

>Dying to the first boss
Bobba, please.

he wouldn't get the money though

You don't know if you don't try.

You're a big guy

This always bothered me. I think I asked this once and someone gave me an answer, but I don't think i was satisfied with it. How is a mad scientist who specializes in making robots having robot bounty hunters hunt Sonic? Does that mean there are other mad roboticists out there?

>Oh hello Dr. Robu-robotnick
>I and my independent female sister will track down this handsome hedgehog for you

JUST HOLD ON MY BITCH
IM COMING TO SAVE YOUR FAT ASS

Hey, that isn't a hedgehog! It's a rat!

Strap up niggas

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At your service, your maliciousness! I'll grab the hedgehog faster than you can lay an egg!

AH HAAA HA HAAAAAAAAA

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Sometimes other hunters think they can get my bounty.