Reminder that Gary Johnson is our one chance to save freedom and capitalism

Reminder that Gary Johnson is our one chance to save freedom and capitalism.

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The Democratic Party will be replaced by Libertarians but unfortunately Libertarians will all be like Gary Johnson.

right after he bankrupts white America by ordering reparations for the dindus in black lives matter

He's not fading because the globalists are pumping more money and exposure into his campaign.

And once whites are outbred by the mongrel races he lets flood in we'll pass on the great tradition of constitutional responsibility to them because magic dirt.

I used to smoke his own personal pot back in high school with his daughter. She hated his fucking guts.

Sage and fuck off.

with syrians, niggers and spics? fuck you i want a white country and i want retards like you dead

Aleppo

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Here come dat faggot

You knew his family? Any stories?

Good luck creating your libertopia after a tens more million beaners

Gary Johnson is about as Libertarian as Barack Obama.

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Suck my dick faggotto

This month, South Park will begin its 20th season on the air. And creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are in a celebratory mood. The pair made a rare appearance at Comic-Con earlier this summer and on the night of Sept. 1, they stopped by The Paley Center in Beverly Hills for the opening of a new interactive exhibit called “The South Park 20 Experience.”

To mark the occasion, Comedy Central also released a new retrospective video that looks back at the show’s 19 seasons, by the numbers, and cites milestones like 49 Cartman dumps, 84 Stan vomits, and one Gay Fish.

“The first time we saw that we were sitting in front of a bunch of people at Comic-Con,” Parker tells The Daily Beast before sitting down with Stone for a panel discussion moderated by Viacom chief Doug Herzog, who helped bring the show to Comedy Central in the mid-’90s. “And there definitely was a little bit of, wow, dude, that’s not cool, seeing all those all clips.”

“It’s like a version of looking at your old haircuts on the internet,” Stone adds. “But that’s who we were in 1998, or whatever.”

The big question heading into Season 20 is how South Park will engage with a presidential election that has become a whole lot crazier since last season’s gun-crazed finale aired in December. It was close to a year ago, in September 2015, that the show first took on Donald Trump. “We thought we’d better do this before it goes away,” Parker says, laughing.

“When you’re doing something that contemporary,” Stone adds, “you’re worried that it will drop out [of the news] the next week.” They thought people might wonder why they were doing an entire episode about such a “marginal character” in the election. They did not expect he would go on to become one of the two major party nominees.

>voting for this leppo
kek

It's fine. We just need to wait until the 4th gen hispanics. It was probably like this when Irish people started immigrating to the US too.

Are you serious?

Capitalism?
No thanks.

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But now that they’ve done their Trump episode, they’re not sure they can really go back to that same well. “That was pretty hardcore,” Stone says of the episode, which ended with the violent rape of the Canadian Trump character. Parker chimes in, “Yeah, I don’t know what else we could do.”

With his run for president on a platform of keeping those “dirty” Canadians out of America, the character of Mr. Garrison has basically become the show’s Trump stand-in, so the pair said they expect they will continue to use him as a vehicle to comment on Trump’s campaign. They decided to do that in the first place because they “didn’t really want to service Trump as a character,” according to Parker. As Stone added, “We were like, fuck him, we don’t want to give him the satisfaction.”

But what about Hillary Clinton? It has now been nearly a decade since South Park aired an episode that revolved around her in the spring of 2007, during the show’s 11th season. In that episode, titled “The Snuke,” Secret Service discovers a small nuclear bomb concealed in the candidate’s vagina. So again, they wonder, what more is there to say? “In this election, Garrison is our character,” Stone says. “He’s running for president, that seems like probably where we’ll stay.”

As for their own political views, Parker and Stone said that while they have been labeled as “libertarian” in the press over the years, all they would say is “we believe in liberty.” If he thought there was “any chance in hell” that Gary Johnson could win, Parker said he would “probably” support him over either Trump or Clinton, who he described, jokingly, as “the giant douche and the turd sandwich,” without specifying which is which.

>BUT MUH IMMIGRANTS DILUTING THE WHITE RACE

ask yourself, why is being white inherently good? it's because white people are generally more productive and less degenerate than other races, right?

but not all of them. some whites are terrible, and a select few of nonwhites are fine

instead of focusing on MUH WHITE RACE, set up a system with no welfare and you'll see less productive races, especially blacks, begin to die out pretty quick

it takes care of itself

Yeah you can tell because every hispanic south of the border and in the entire continent of south africa is very libertarian.

Soon we will be able to kill you people who think you can replace europeans in european societies consequence free

>pot smoking hippie daughter hates freedom loving breadwinner

not a big surprise

was she any good in bed?

During the panel conversation, they returned to the question of whether they feel “pressure” to comment on the biggest stories happening in the world at any given time. Stone said people will come up to him and say things like, “I can’t wait to see what you’ll do to Hillary” this season. Stone jumped in with his standard response: “Well, Cartman’s going to try to get Butters to suck his dick.”

“Good political satire has a point,” Stone continued. “And for us, it would be such a sacrilege—South Park is the most important thing.” They never want to “use” the show for a political end. Instead they see figures like Trump, Clinton, and other celebrities as “serving” the show.
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Parker also discussed the major structural shift that the show underwent last season, in which they carried story arcs through the entire season instead of “resetting” at the end of each episode. Stone described that reset as the “least fun” part of the writing process and said they began to get “jealous” of the serialized, bingeable shows that could tell one story over the course of a season.

As an example, Parker pointed to the “P.C. Principal” character. In the past, they would have tried to find a way to kill him off at the end of the season premiere. But they liked him so much, they decided to see what would happen if they kept him around. This experiment led to what Herzog and many others have said was one of South Park’s best seasons ever.

>Gary Johnson
youtube.com/watch?v=TW5gQo43ay4

*south America


You want me to defend the existence of European people???????

How about we just cut your stomach open so your intestines fallout and watch you bleed out and die?

who?

Bahahahaha that faggot is no ones hope for anything

Johnson ain't a perfect libertarian, not by a long shot. But he's way better than either Clinton or Trump, since at least he wants to move in the direction of less-powerful government. The only thing that the Republican and Democratic parties have in common is that they want a more powerful government. They both want to tell you how to live your life, they just differ on what specifically they want to tell you you must or must not do. That's what we need to dismantle in this country, and Johnson is progress towards that goal.

So... who build the roads?

What is aleppo?

While a lot of people view the show as “cynical” or “nihilistic,” Parker said he and Stone are at their cores “positive” people. “We so appreciate comedy, not just as a way to vent, but as a way to analyze something, and as a way to think about something,” he said. While they used to stand on a “soapbox” and say “we learned this” at the end of every episode, they now like to let the audience decide for themselves what the takeaway is.

“Some of our proudest moments now are the shows where we’ll hear people on this side of the issue going, ‘See? They proved us right.’ And the people on the other side of the issue go, ‘See? They proved us right,” Parker said. But, he added, “We’re most proud of the fact that after 20 years, we haven’t handed it off.”

>save freedom

He and his VP are gun grabbers, fuck off.

He's a friend of GWB and neoconservatives like Shillary. Not surprising.

Not really a lot. She was a few years older than me and we knew each other through mutual friends so I wasn't close to her. But she did often tell us stories about her parents fighting a lot, especially about how he would stay in Santa Fe all the time (he was the governor at the time) and he hardly spent any time in Albuquerque with the family. She said that he would never admit to anyone that he smoked pot but that she found his stash routinely and she would pilfer it any chance she got. It was pretty decent stuff for the time. Back in those days good weed was a little difficult to find in New Mexico. She once told us that her dad probably hadn't fucked her mom in like 10 years. She said that one time she overheard her mom talking on the phone with a friend complaining about his "boner problems." Got a good laugh outta that one every time I saw his face on TV or in the paper.

So you don't have an argument then? That other user is right. Just get rid of welfare and government subsidies. If the white race is made up of the ubermensch you claim it is, it should have no problem out-competing others.

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>freedom and capitalism

F

Why do Trumpfags insist on continuing to spread this lie? Gary Johnson is NOT for gun control.

did you just use the word illegal?!?

Who is this "our" you speak of? Is it a group of pedophile entrepreneurs?

And with less than 2 months before the vote, Johnson's numbers are starting to circle the toilet bowl.

Fuck off i hope that cuckold dies the worst possible death

The argument is every IQ test ever done, pic related, sat scores, 90% of primary innovations, democracy, history, and the entire western world.

So great you made me defend the existence of the human bio diversity that gave us democracy, the internet, the automobile, antibiotics and vaccinations, synthetic fertilizer which makes up have the nitrogen in the human diet .

You're a genocidal psychopath and we will kill you

Niggers don't have anywhere to go back to at this point and will just dig in and go full ape mode if you cold turkey their programs

Don't know, I never fucked her. She was older than me by a few years and I was way too timid at the time to even try anything. She was pretty cool though. Not a hippie at all. In fact, she fucking hated people like hippies. She used to talk shit all the time about how people that were into "free-love" shit and all about peace and crap were giving pot smokers a bad name.

pic related

Gary "Ban guns and open borders" Johnson

Gary "$30,000 for an internet web meme picture" Johnson

Gary "Geography and Current Events" Johnson

Gary "I endorsed BLM" Johnson

Aleppo.

Because it's true, i've listened to his VP talk about it. They are both open boarder globalist gun grabbing shills.

Irish-Americans are prime cucks. They are the poorest, least educated, and most criminal White group. They are a key Democratic demographic. They are greatly overrated.

t. 1/4 Irish/Plastic Paddy

Just listen to the candidates, I can't sway their thoughts other than to just say listen to them. Just hear them spout of nonsense and bullshit. - Sup Forums

There isn't much data from 2012, but from the 3 polls I could find that included Johnson he was polling at 6 or 7%, in the general, he garnered about 1% nationally.
Right now the pollsters are including Stein and Johnson quite regularly with Stein usually at 2 or 3% and Johnson at 7 or 8. Assuming that the Libertarian is wicking votes from Trump and Stein from Clinton, it seems likely that when it comes to the election these votes will tend to go towards the major party candidates.

Also, the social stigma surrounding being a supporter of Trump -particularly in the younger demos is probably depressing the republican vote in polls. You can see evidence of this effect in the brexit vote where remain outperformed the polls average slightly, and how in face to face surveys Clinton does best, in phone polls slightly worst and in online anonymous polls Trump does significantly better.
TLDR >If past elections are any guide, both Clinton and Trump will tend to gain most of the third party votes, and outperform the 4 way polls. Seems like this would benefit Trump more at this point.
In my opinion these effects may amount to a swing in the general against Clinton of maybe a few points. If Trump is polling anywhere near Clinton therefore, there is a pretty strong cause for concern for Democrats.

realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html

feel bad for albania

If the libertarian party wanted to be taken seriously they would have ran Rand.

I'm glad they didn't, obviously, as that would split the conservative vote but wew lad. Johnson is dude weed status.

Even if you're right about that open borders means that you give the majority of a democracy to people who support gun control, welfare, statism etc. His libertarianism is self-defeating.

Open borders and free trade are good things, not bad things.

>>Gary "I endorsed BLM" Johnson
Reducing the power of police is another good thing.

>Gary JOHNSON has boner problems

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Endorsing BLM is not a good idea, even if you think reducing the police is good.

I think the government should be smaller but I don't support anarchists.

>Open borders and free trade are good things, not bad things.

Reminder that no one will be motivated to actually Get Out To Vote for Johnson on election day and that his poll numbers are just a repository for people who will not vote.

No prospect of winning & no GOTV = No one motivated to actually vote.

When someone says "Johnson" to a pollster they are saying that will not vote at this election. Johnson will be very lucky to break 1% nationally, screencap this post.

>voting for sjw feminist nigger loving border crossing supporting faggots

wew lads

youtube.com/watch?v=TW5gQo43ay4

>TPP supporter
>gun grabber
>our one chance

Hes not a libertarian. At all. Fucking christ.


I remember when voting libertarian meant a vote for Ron Paul. He was real change. He stood for something. You think its a coincidence Johnsons getting attention as he completely flips on every libertarian principle there is?

>what is aleppo?
>what is the tpp? I'm not smart enough to know
>my advisors tell me syrian refugees are good for the economy. Good enough for me

>TFW you spend $30,000.00 on an internet web meme image text picture and get a shitty dat boi

>save capitalism
Why bother?

He endorses the Carbon tax which will funnel money into a one world government.

He is now a globalist cuck. 2012 Gary Johnson is a different story. But this election cycle, he can go fuck himself.

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Shit, completely forgot that one.

>Gary "open borders" Johnson

>Gary "Don't you dare call them illegal" Johnson

>Gary "$30,000 for an internet web meme picture" Johnson

>Gary "Geography and Current Events" Johnson

>Gary "I endorsed BLM" Johnson

>Gary "concentrate power further via climate tax" Johnson

Boris Yeltsin literally lost faith in Communism when, on a Soviet state visit to the US in the late 80s, he was taken on a tour of a suburb in Texas, and saw that the grocery stores in Everytown, America, were full of thousands of kinds of food, while his own people, in his own socialist/communist worker's paradise, faced endless shortages of what poor-quality goods were available.

His advisers said he talked of nothing else on the plane trip home.

Hey guys, I'm looking for a Mr. Al Eppo? Has anyone seen him around? I've been trying to figure out who he is for like a week now.

>Gary "Hillary Clinton is a wonderful public servant" Johnson
>Gary "Donald Trump's a huckster" Johnson

There's only one good thing about Johnson, where he's the strongest Hillary is the weakest and Trump wins. His SJW ways are costing the dems supporters, but siphoning SJW support will probably end up subverting the Libertarian Party.

I found it, but it's currently held by the Ottomans.

theamericanconservative.com/articles/a-missed-opportunity-for-libertarians/

Yeah it was super fucking funny too. That shit spread like wildfire throughout my high school. We called him Little J (a play on the name of his very successful construction company he started up before he became governor called Big J Construction) and Gary No-Johnson.

I'm an Objectivist and our community won't stop shilling for him. Funny because they didn't do this four years ago. It was "I'm not voting! That'll show them!" and nothing but talk about how not voting is better than voting...

For a philosophy about being an individual, Objectivists really like their herd-mentalities.

Gary "bake the cake" Johnson
Gary "jettison the flintlock" Johnson

>They are the poorest, least educated, and most criminal White group

so extremely resourceful, very smart, and extraordinarily peaceful?

kek, if his daughter only told you she must have hated you when she heard of the whole thing spreading

>johnson with boner problems
>letting his teenage daughter piilfer his stash
Just when I thought things couldn't get more cucked

Who?

>Gary "bake the cake" Johnson

>Gary "I endorsed BLM" Johnson

>Gary "open those borders" Johnson

>Gary "jettison the flintlock" Johnson

>Gary "Donald Trump's a huckster" Johnson

>Gary "Don't you dare call them illegal" Johnson

>Gary "Geography and Current Events" Johnson

>Gary "concentrate power further via climate tax" Johnson

>Gary "$30,000 for an internet web meme picture" Johnson

>Gary "Hillary Clinton is a wonderful public servant" Johnson

Well his poll numbers haven't really dropped, but he never really shined to begin with.

He's a liberal trying to steal Trump votes. Hard liberal on every stance.

Get this shit off Sup Forums

The brown people in the area east of the middle that ride the horses with the humps on top.

Noice. This shit should become the go to pasta whenever a CTR Johnson thread emerges. They want to demoralize us, but they understand they can't make us into Hill Shills.

>Gary "who are these First and Second Amendment guys and where did they come from " Johnson

You can't fade what was never there to begin with.

What's your opinion on this? archive.is/EtL09
Is he siphoning votes or is it MSM shilling?

No, she knew. She hated him at the time (I'm sure she feels different now) so she was cool with it. Fortunately for her she didn't go to school with us. But it was fucking hilarious. It was almost even better though, at one point, because I had a teacher who talk a Government class (whatever that meant) and he was trying really hard to get Gary to come to our school to give a speech to get kids interested in politics. We had the whole thing planned out; we were going to let him introduce himself and then altogether start chanting "Little J, Little J, LittleJ." Unfortunately it didn't happen.

It's nice if it's true, but I wouldn't trust mass media to tell me the truth about the time of day, let alone anything political.

>boner problems

Pssshhh.... It's funny because this may be related to the weed. Weed makes you get these super boners, I pretty much have a boner the whole time when I'm high. But once you get off it, it's like your boner is spoiled and doesn't want to get up to it's usual antics.

So then you need weed to get hard again. It creates a cycle.

>Gary Johnson fights for capitalism
>Gets elected POTUS
>Opens borders
>Mexican intellectuals flood in
>Vote for more gibs, big governments, and the US drifts even farther from any notion of capitalism

lel, that would have been golden. Like the Don.
Yeah, I'm skeptic too. I have a lolberg friend who swears it's true but I have my reservations.

Yeah man. We used to call him Little J which was a play on the name of his big construction company he started up called Big J Construction.