I've fucking had enough.
We need a second sticky with a new list of terms since you guys can't make a fucking thread without spouting them to let everyone know you're shitposting.
>Sup Forums BTFO
>really makes you think
>what did X mean by this
>what the fuck I hate X now.
We need to make these banable offensives like "redpill me on X" because it's reached the exact level of shitposting and children on this board can't stop shit-spamming it for giggles.
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you really fired my neurons with this one
I just checked the archive, SEVENTY threads start with "Sup Forums btfo", that's almost the entire board at any one given moment.
"really makes you think" is 83 threads! Most of which are just that fucking phrase.
really makes you shit
Sup Forums has become Sup Forums Lite.
Be honest, do you actually care about the topic of this board or do you come to shit post for your own amusement?
BTFO threads in general are fucking annoying, even when they're not against Sup Forums or a popular opinion (on Sup Forums).
It really has, especially when people post blantanly off-topic shit like it's the norm around here. And people don't even call them out on it, they just keep posting. I swear some user's never scroll up to see what board they actually are on. I guess Sup Forums and Sup Forums look tan so they think it's the same thing...
Sup Forums needs to be blue board. But then it'll just get turned into Sup Forums-lite.
>children on this board can't stop shit-spamming it for giggles.
What did xir mean by this?
Yeah especially when 90% of the time OP has ONE POST and doesn't even reply. If you use that term in the topic title the mods should view it as automatic shitposting/baiting because there is no other reason for you to use that term than to do that.
>mfw when scrolling past a 500 reply "Sup Forums BTFO!" thread with ONE POST by the OP
Be honest, do you actually know what the topic of this board is or do you leafs just shitpost as a national past time?
And I know you can filter it out or ignore it but here's the thing -- these threads bump down non-shitposting threads.
So even if you ignore them, they're literally destroying threads that aren't like that. Like weed threads sapping up the plant threads resources. That's why it needs to be bannable.
Does anyone else agree that we need a second sticky?
What did OP mean by this?
Be honest, do you actually care about the topic of this board or do you come to shit post for your own amusement?
Add risk and cuck threads to the list
The mods hate pol. It sounds like a conspiracy but its true I got banned for 2 weeks by linking to an archived post. Then I spammed porn on a separate occasion and didn't even get a warning they just deleted my posts.
At least the risk thread is just one thread.
What do you mean by cuck thread though? That's too broad a term.
I always thought "what the fuck I hate X now" was poking fun at a minor flaw in something that's fine otherwise.
Ex: Trump spray tans, wtf I hate Trump now.
But maybe the mistake I made was by enjoying things.
The delegates, OP. Let us dispell this myth that you don't know what you're talking about. How can you ever compete with: KEK DESIGNATED 800,000 LEAFING KANGZ.
It's not like memes don't disappear after awhile, fignewton.
They wouldn't have to hate this board if they moderated it. I mean I guess it's a pain to do so, but only because they let it get this bad. It's like a mess that if you don't clean up, it'll just pile up and get worse.
Did you see this thread?
Hiro is getting bitched out about how he's letting the mods trash the site. Hopefully something will change soon.
You mad white boyz
Whity can't compete
Why do white girls like bbc
And on and on
I'm disappointed, personally. For a community that claims to have above average intelligence, Sup Forums sure falls for bait threads easily
> are Malaysian midget massages the ultimate redpill?
> feminism is true hillary is the messiah trump BTFO
> is episode 5 of Angel Beats degenerate?
Seriously, sage it and move on
Oh okay, yeah those need to a whole board, global rule banable offensive. It's gotten so bad on /r9k/ that everyone's just abandoned the thread. You can't make a single thread without someone coming in and spamming that shit.
It's funny because the blue boards have SJW-tier moderation when it comes to "racism" and yet, black user's have said they actually see cuck threads as racist because it's just spurring more people towards racism. This is ironic as fuck to say on Sup Forums, I know, but the cuck threads should be viewed as "racist" and hostile if that's what it's going to take to get rid of them.
I seriously think some people don't actually know how Sup Forums works because they think it's like other sites or something. Like they don't realize that replying to the thread bumps the thread up and makes it last longer. I don't think they quite understand that mechanic.
That's exactly what they are just racist click bait
>Oh okay, yeah those need to a whole board, global rule banable offensive. It's gotten so bad on /r9k/ that everyone's just abandoned the thread.
*be a whole board and global rule, banable offense
*abandoned the whole board
I make too many typos when I get mad or excited.
wtf I hate pol now
>add pick
>add reply of sage
Fucking hell
The last time I remember the mods not shitting up Sup Forums was maybe 2013, not just Hiroshima.
You can use filters if you want, but if you haven't learned how to weed out shit threads on OP and post count yet, you don't have any reason to be on Sup Forums at all.
This is the only one I could really agree with. When the OP is just posting pictures of penises, I don't see how that's on topic. Threads of nothing but tits get struck for off topic. It's like /mlp/ all over again.
It should be a bannable offensive for not archiving clickbait articles. Too many newfags don't fucking do it anymore.
Pic*
Me too
>You can use filters if you want, but if you haven't learned how to weed out shit threads on OP and post count yet, you don't have any reason to be on Sup Forums at all.
I already addressed that here...
Sure I can filter it out, but that's not going to change the fact that other on-topic threads won't die because of the flood of these turd-threads and shitposts.
I think it's because of the newfags coming to this board and not knowing that it's bait in the first place. I mean look at the Brevik shit. This thread has been spammed for how long now? And newfags still fucking reply to it.
Here is a pastebin of all the bait threads I compiled a few months ago
Also what needs to be banned are these Canadian "fuck America" threads. Not because they're not allowed to talk shit about America but because it seems to be meme lately for them to just keep spamming it. They wasted a whole thread with this bait. It's Sup Forums-tier shit.
We don't need 13 different
>AMERIKKA HAS GUNS AND IS THE DUMB HAHHA BTFO BTFO!
threads.
It's not constructive at all. It's just shit-talking.
Calling them weed threads is a perfect analogy. All it does is distract pol users, sapping their attention.
Stop trying to censor Sup Forums. People come here because they don't like it when people tell them what they can and can't say. So fuck off
Don't ban anything. Leftists ban things
Also the random blue pill red pill shit threads
Saying a move is pilled then going into reason why it enforces a political ideology is one thing.
Say the new ford is red pilled because it has leather seats is fucking shit posting
Movie*
Dude -- I love you.
Seriously, you put some work into something I'd never give myself the patience to do. Especially that same thread, with that same girl and that same question about millennials and jobs. That guy never fucking replies to that thread either.
I think that girl probably rejected him and he's trying to get revenge on her by spamming us endlessly with it. At that point the mods just need to issue a long ban because it's obviously the same, persistent autist every fucking day.
But I agree with your point, too many newfags don't even know how to recognize what's bait. I've been on this site ten years and on this board for four years and it was this year I finally realized how much bait there is. Because I don't bait and I don't do that shit, I can't wrap my mind around it. It wasn't until we got the IDs and I saw it was just ONE POST by the guy that it finally clicked that people actually literally do bait.
I thought baiting was a myth because I can't conceive of how anyone would be amused by that shit. But nope, user's literally admit to it on other boards. They openly admit to coming here just to make bait threads and laugh about it.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT?!?! How fucking autistic do you have to be think it's funny? It's like a toddler that spams the same button over and over.
Thanks, but I know if I start using the term people will think I'm talking about marijuana threads. Is there another name for THAT type of weed, the ones that infect your lawn and kill everything?
Weedling threads?
could've sworn there is already rules exactly like this somewhere on this board........ really makes you think
Well and don't hit me for this
Cancer
Oh and trash
or wait for it
Sup Forumslution
Oh also, I swear I started the "one post" thing. I started pointing it out all the time. Then other user's start doing it.
Then they started doing it when OP first starts the thread... Making themselves look completely retarded when OP actually does reply.
I tried to explain this to Sup Forums, but it's futile. I always waited until the thread got 50 replies in, because at that point OP had a reasonable enough time to reply. That's when you can safely call it bait. But NOPE, Sup Forumstards started spaming "ONE POST!" as the third post in a thread.
It's like "Murphy's Law." "Sup Forums's Law," -- if there is a way to make something completely fucking retarded, pointless and redundant, and embarrass themselves in the process Sup Forums will find a way to do it.
>Sup Forumslution
Give this user a raise! I like this one. This has meme potential. And it has to become a meme because that's the only way the spamming zombies on this board will notice anything, if it's repeated in their face 8,000,000 times a day.
You sound like you are having a bad day
Don't get me wrong I'm all about your sermon
I just think you need to vent is all
Don't worry I'm with you I'm still all salty BSE turned out to be a pro-life add
What the h*ck I hate stickies now.
To me, the "wtf I hate X now" is just a way to shut down low effort baiting by responding with an equally low effort and satirical concession.
Ex: Lol look at this obviously manipulated polling data that shows Trump down 15 points. He's finished! Sup Forums BTFO!!
Response: wtf I'm voting Hillary now
I've never taken pol too seriously, but it does ruin the board. There's always 8ch.
We need a common cover thread to use and some random/pol/lution memes to use as the cover pic
wtf i hate pol now
OP is a cuck. :^)
Ah yes, the metashilling
But we can't go after the praise kek threads due to the backlash we would get.
Another example
I think thats true, just newfags forget to sage and end up bumping the threads when they make satirical responses.
As an observer, it really does piss me off to see clear and present bait threads, especially the ones consisting of some completely annoying leftist/neoconservacuck opinion that consist of:
>Well Sup Forums?
>Sup Forums BTFO
I'm having a bad life user. I think I'm addicted to this site and it just stresses me out more and more. I don't have a real social life anymore. This site eats up my time and I feel like it's getting worse and worse so what little value I get out of is diminishing.
Diminishing returns.
Why? Why is this happening? I'm definitely not the only older user that feels it. Sup Forums has become a big part of our lives and it's sad to see it going to such shit.
Sup Forums's not an invalid board. Politics are a valid topic. We need a place to talk about it like we have places all over this site to talk about anything from cooking to cars to video games to origami to camping to comics... But we can't talk about politics without endless off-topic spam and shit posting. Arguments are understandable, but we're beyond having any healthy debate. A debate is actually defined as an exchange of information, where both sides walk away knowing something different. We don't have that. We have insult contests. Rage Olympics, where we see who can piss off the most people! Where people will shift their opinions around to make sure they "win" the argument... which will just 404 and get lost into the sea of data piss that is this website.
A victory more hollow than the hole for a head that most shitposters have.
It's not fair.
What we is a "do not bump" checkbox, newfags don't sage and it needs to be easier. I don't see anyway around it.
Kys newfag
Huh really makes you think
Been there, done that fellow user.
It starts with you starting to question things, then finding yourself in this board.
I'm fucking careful with what I say IRL thanks to this site.
I hear you Sup Forumsrother I feel the same way
We used to be a great place to come together and discus topics we couldn't discus with orhers
No it's all going to hell we are becoming a joke
8 years ago they few outside that knew of us feared us for the hell we could bring down
Now it's all NYPA (although the request are shit)
We can't hold debates with out them getting shit posted all over (even this thread about shit posters)
Exactly, it would be one thing if the guy stuck around and talked about whatever, but you don't even get that. You're talking to the fart of a electronic ghost, he's long gone by now.
Think about how much time, how many minutes and hours of people's lives are wasted replying to those threads. The baiter is literally shaving hours off their lives and notching their sanity little by little by wasting people's time on purpose.
>free speech on an anonymous online image board
>rational, civil discourse occurring often
choose one
Cheer up user. Things aren't really as serious as they sometimes appear in your head
>talks of good ole days
>neglects golden age of kek in the current year
just kys faggot.
It's like looking outside and noticing the field you played in as a kid is now apartments
Go to the river you skinny dipped in with you high school girlfriend is now full of tubbers and covered in litter
That back road you went to after school and would park in farmers turn row to smoke and drink with your buddies is now a 5 lane bypass
The dollor movie places where you got your first handjob is now a strip mall
Plz no mention this. Need to contain the disease here
This is my outside life in what used to be an awesome small-town
And when I try to escape to Sup Forums and relax with some beer and good conversation I get this
Yeah I need lower my expectations. I have to a great extent. I guess I'm too idealistic. But I still remember Sup Forums a few years ago and it just wasn't like this, it got bad for awhile but then we made The Sticky and it got better again.
That's why I propose we need a second sticky. It'd help restore some semblance of on-topic sanity to the board.
Oddly this site emboldens me. But I'm pathologically honest. If anything Sup Forums makes me feel like you get the actual real picture of human nature, Anonymous can only tell the full truth or a complete lie. Somewhere in there you see what humans are actually like and how they actually think. You see the darkness they hide away and it ironically makes you understand things like ulterior political agendas way more.
My bullshit meter is spot-on and can detect things at .0000001 parts per bullshit. Years of arguing on here have honed my argumentative skills. I'm really good at standing up to liars and frauds in my life now. I can just tear them apart.
And now I'm out of beer and ciggs
Pol getting BTFO?
Really makes you think
I got to run to the store for smokes and something to mix with my shine
This thread will probably be arced by the time I get back to make room for Sup Forumslution
It has been good talking to you OP hope you can start a revolution I'll back you any chance I can
PS.
>for once OP was not a fag
but what did post mean by post?
That's what I'm talking about dude! It sucks to spill your soul and just fucking half-ass insults. Normally by anons who don't even bother using punctuation!
I wish I could meet some of these shitposters in real life and just follow them around with a microphone telling them to kill themselves and see how they like it.
That's a great way to put it. A perfect analogy. And the people tubing in the river only ever saw people tubing in the river and litter so they just assume that's what river was always like and what it's there. The newfag comes in and sees the mess and just continues to mess it up and then anyone who was here before the mess complains, they call THEM new since they're so fucking new they have no idea what the place was like without a mess.
Also your post made me feel some feels because my extended family is from a small town in Indiana and I went back there recently after 11 years, I spent a lot of my childhood there. And it was still pretty nice but there were just so many rude ass people and everything seem cluttered. Mexicans everywhere, something they talked about ten years ago but it never clicked with me what the problem was, but when you see once great neighborhoods now completely run down with Mexican flags everywhere, you begin to understand.
Just fucking filter them
>PS.
>for once OP was not a fag
Not tote my own horn but I make a thread on here about every three months and it weirdly ends up like this. I get a lot of these compliments and it gives me hope. I just stay focused on whatever is on my mind and whatever I'm trying to talk about it. Trying my best to contribute a quality thread and not waste my own time and everyone else's.
I don't know what kind of mutant freak I am or why I'm here.
Honestly those first two as thread titles aren't even annoying or shitposting.
It's either being ironic, joking about shitty liberal arguments, or in essence pointing out how silly something is.
The last two are just meme responses to shitty posts and incoherent arguments. Can you not detect sarcasm or irony OP?
The only garbage threads are literal "white noise can't compete" or pure off topic posts like some random TV show or cartoon.
Am I too naive to believe that people are smart enough to understand the humor and intelligent posting here?
Holy shit.
Holy shit that's exactly what I was talking about. Why do they do that? It's almost like they're trying to DISCREDIT the posters that actual make the genuine observation about bait, so the baiters will just get away with it.
>Can you not detect sarcasm or irony OP?
Can you? Because that's not a good example of either of those things.
No I just hate unoriginality and spamming the same thing over and over again. The joke stops being funny when you say it too much. Do you honestly think it's actual sarcasm? And not just meme spouting? It stopped being genuine awhile ago.
They're not saying it to be sarcastic, they're saying it because it's a pre-loaded, automatic response.
>Honestly those first two as thread titles aren't even annoying or shitposting.
It's shitposting when it's hundreds of threads a day of the same thing dude. The problem here is SPAMMING and BAITING those guys don't even reply to those threads. That's not sarcastic humor, that's just assholes trying to waste other people's time.
I think it's the shills trying to discredit the one post by this ID. I think they try to jump on a thread as fast as they can and just spam that, so all a casual browser thinks is
>Ohh! That's a warning riiiite? Ok I'll just scroll
Dunno mate.
It just takes me a simple glance to see what's going on in that thread.
Like it could be a generic buzz feed article talking shit about x and y, and most of the posters take the piss out of how horrible or meme tier it is.
Or when we get Jew book posts shared on Sup Forums and we get to see what Normie's and leftists actually respond or argue about a local happening.
Maybe I'm just too new here, but I really haven't had these problems you're experiencing.
Yeah that's my exact thought. Like I said, I'm pretty for sure I started the one post thing and it terrifies and infuriates me how quickly shitposters have corrupted it.
They do so so you won't notice their endless baiting.
Now they make the same bait threads on /r9k/ when people started pointing out the ONE POST.
Why are these fuckers so persistent? What do they want?
>Maybe I'm just too new here, but I really haven't had these problems you're experiencing.
I'm giving you positive credit for just admitting to this. I said in a post above too, it takes a while before you start to notice. You've got to be sitting on this place for a certain amount of time before you start picking up on patterns.
Okay OP actually needs to go bed. I might come back if I can't sleep.
I might remake this thread tomorrow to spread the idea of second sticky to end Sup Forumsution.
I see. Well I mean it just comes down to the fact this is a major board on Sup Forums. Any group or community stagnates or deteriorates as pop. Increases.
So unless Hiro wants to delete Sup Forums (not likely) the boards going to stay since politics is a valid topic (like you've mentioned).
Honestly, we still have our daily generals, a lot of discussion still happens, and the memes are here to keep the mood up. Situation could be worse.
To break our morale? To test our wit? By letting the newfags reply do we let them think they have won while we struggle to keep the good threads up, or should we reveal the extent of our observation skills by banning those threads and making them come up with new shitposts, thereby forcing us to relearn our saging techniques? Will there be a 5-post limit? A 10-post limit? Will they learn to multitab? Who knows. Someday.
What kind of autistic fuck even does this shit?
Holy shit this thread is still up
Got my smokes and soda but now OP is off to dream the dreams
>lurkmoar
And now my ID has changed for the 3rd time (fucking moblie)
I'm down in central Texas so Mexicans have always been a thing but im ok with that. Lots of them are from families that spilled blood in our war against Mexico so they have my respect.
And while I will still vote Trump even our illegals are pretty based and hard workers that take pride in the community.
It's the fucking liberal hipster Cali trash that's moving in that wrecks our towns the most. The voted "best" mexican food place in our town is a burrito joint that stared in Cali. FUCK THAT the best place is the one with 15 wetbacks covered in house paint lined up out front waiting to eat.
10 years ago the tallest building was a 4 store build on the collage campus
Last November I lost my job at the greatest bar/music venue in Texas so that a company that bribed the citi officials (who are in the collages pocket) could put up a 9 story building down town (for apartments)
I fucking hate California
And Austin
And Rick "bring you commie jobs to Texas" Perry
wtf I hate the sticky now
Don't forget
>how will X ever recover?
Venture Bros is God tier show.
Those are along the same lines as BTFO (I still don't know what that means)
But they already don't ban people for "Redpill me on X" or "Is Y degeneracy" or any of the other shit that is supposedly against the rules, so there's no point.
The mods just sit around touching themselves all day and on the occasion that they do delete a thread it's usually just a thread they don't like, rather than one that broke the alleged "rules".
The mods are fucking faggots. You're wasting your time.