>least successful Bush of his generation >socially anxious >extremely low energy >beta mentality >probably actually autistic as well >ugly spic wife in a tall all-white family tree >even uglier spic mongrel kid in a tall all-white family tree >was the projected R nominee, Trump who's completely new in politics barely had to lift his finger to totally blow him out of the water >his parents literally say "he's not our favorite kid by a long shot"
I'm pretty fucking sure everyone in that family despises Jeb, his dirty wife and disgusting son
>socially anxious >extremely low energy >beta mentality >probably actually autistic as well
Stop projecting m8, Jeb! isn't Finnish.
Nathaniel Cook
Slow and steady, oregional poster. Slow and steady.
David Robinson
.
Jackson Nelson
Shut up or I'll knife you
God fuck I'm drunk as hell
KARJALA TAKAISIN
Josiah Jones
I miss Jeb.
Lucas Bell
L O L O L
Hunter Nelson
He spent over 100 million $ in his run to achieve next to fuck all.
Gavin Long
How dare you. Jeb is POL's treasure. You fuck with the bowl, you fuck with the whole avocado.
Evan Gutierrez
now i'm sad
Luke Thompson
Don't forget that his own son endorsed Trump
Samuel Sanders
deep down, we all know jeb is a good guy the timing was just never right for him
Parker Ross
Really?!
Holy shit cucked
Joshua Walker
Did you guys read the story about the worker at the bohemian grove?
Basically jeb was drunk or some shit and demanding a milkshake desite the fact that it was past hours and the cooks werent making them anymore
He had a tantrum and started sayong shit like "do you know who I am?!"
The worker said "yes I know who you are and the milkshake rule applies to you too"
Logan Williams
That is sad as fuck. Poor jeb.
Blake Anderson
Because unlike El Rato and his dad, he understood the importance of unifying the party.
Andrew Collins
...
Evan Green
>Yeb! Ambassador to Fingolia
Christian Martinez
Somehow I'm not surprised
It's almost unbelievable that he exists, it's like IRL comedy
Charles Hill
JEB!
Cameron Powell
That's because they have never forgiven him for being a hippy faggot until he was 40 Except Bushy, based bushy has always loved Yeb! No matter what because he loves everyone except for kebab and even then he can tolerate them to take his mind off this terrible world we live in that he knows way more about than he ever wanted to.
Kayden Myers
All in good fun m8, i am second generation Finnish. When the US devolves into race war, can I use right of return? Plz?
The funny thing is... I don't think Jeb was low energy at all. He was toiling hard on his campaign until late at night, every fucking day.
He wasted hundreds of millions of dollars on his shitty open borders-n-eternal warfare campaign and was generally a failure, but he still tried hard. It was pathetic.
Isaiah Adams
SLOW AND STEADY GUYS
Gavin Martin
...
Jonathan Carter
>failure >member of bush dynasty
he could be an anime-watching tranny degenerate and still be more successful than average Sup Forums poster
is this fake? Last time I saw something like this it was exactly the same but about Cruz
Jose Kelly
I want to right a dark humor t.v. script involving the life of Jeb and how he always gets shit on in life. Are there any good sources to read up on his life?
Jackson Perry
>thinly veiled jebposting thread
I'm game.
Xavier Turner
George P. Bush (Jeb's son) is actually pretty based. We might have a third George Bush someday.
Kevin Cook
The one child left behind.
Oliver Cruz
Rand Paul should've won
Dominic Perez
...
Jayden Mitchell
He is still richer than you and will never have to worry about paying the bills or securing his next meal. Of course, money isn't everything.
Honestly I love Jeb! he's just so innocent and cute. I feel like if he had better immigration policy and Trump wasn't running, he would have won easily
Matthew White
Did he just marry the first girl who was willing to have sex with him?
Nathan King
There exists no one on pol, or even on r9k, who can ever be as much of a failure as Jeb. Remember, this guy wasted hundreds of millions of dollars. A blind fucking hobo screaming at squirrels is still a guy whose existence is at worst a zero sum, not -$120bn or whatever it is.
Mason Evans
I like iJeb! He seems sympathic because he's so clumsy and akward. I think he does know how to run states etc. but he doesn't know how to present himself.
Gavin Fisher
Low energy doesn't mean tiredness or fatigue
It means being unambitious, too scared to take risks socially and fiscally.
Chase Parker
He looks like he's about to cry.
Gavin Scott
...
Ryan Smith
..
Sebastian Diaz
She WAS attractive. Problem is, he didn't think too hard about what she'd look like when she got older, and became an apple.
Nolan Wood
Checked and keked
Easton Sullivan
wew
Joseph Wilson
...
Aiden Scott
JEB ON SUICIDE WATCH
Michael Brown
what an idiot. he could have waited for a few years and found someone better. even if that person was only in it for the money.
Carson Kelly
All in good fun absolutely, that's why I was stereotyping myself and all Finns
Sure you can, we need more whiteys here
Bentley Gonzalez
Witnessed
Thomas Brown
...
Luis Evans
...
Parker Cooper
Jeb is still rich as fuck, he could've gotten ANYONE.
Don't bully Jeb. I bet him and Columba saved their virginity til after marriage too, like proper Christians. Very sweet, and so adorable. Do you guys think Jeb would like YrYr?
Jeremiah Bennett
>mfw I had to google this shit >it's fucking real
WHAT THE FUCK
Alexander Nguyen
Every family hss to have a black sheep. This one is iust your typical beta male. Nothing to see here.
Liam Fisher
whats his wifes name again?
Alexander Foster
that is the saddest shit, user.
Caleb Watson
...
Dylan Ramirez
Unlike this edgelord Trump, he would actually stand a chance against Clinton.
David Morales
...
Matthew Brooks
>can't win over 1% of Republicans >clearly, he's the best suited to win over Democrats
Caleb Reyes
Please clap
Adam Robinson
Columbo
Lincoln Wilson
...
Jaxson Davis
Jeb is still in the race.
He's just playing the long game.
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE PEAS DO NOT BELONG IN GUAC
Chase Thomas
We all miss Yeb
Colton Ramirez
People hate Clinton, all you have to do to win with her is not being hated even more.
He gave us dank memes. A 100 million $ worth of memes.
Eli Lee
"We will also go to your place"?
Levi Long
...
Adam Ward
Yeb represented a funner time. He was a worthy opponent who fought mostly fairly. Recently he's been very quite which is nice, unlike Fag Cruz. He was a noble opponent.
From Ted Cruz on, especially since Sleepy Ben dropped out its been not fun anymore. I miss Yeb.
Ryan Evans
Leave Jeb alone or I'll legit fight you.
Anthony Ward
You probably don't even realize the Heb is not the father of any of his wife's children. But then again neither is Bill Clinton.
James Howard
He was a god among men just for that reason.
James Richardson
...
Joseph Myers
...
Jaxon Sanchez
...
Jacob Brooks
>his parents literally say "he's not our favorite kid by a long shot"
that's pretty cold though
is that kind of pressure normal in high class american families?
