Who would win a war?

Who would win a war?

Russia vs all of Europe

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China

No1 with nukes
Europe without nukes

italy is making me uncomfortable

How would Europe defeat Russia without nukes?

RUSSIA

You know damn well how.

maybe because russian war tactics include charging at enemies without weapons and dying by the millions until they overrun the enemy like fucking sandniggers
source: ww2

More manpower, more aircraft,more tanks,better training in the west,more everything basically ...what do you mean?

NOW WE HAVE PARADOXAL SITUATION, LESS POPULATED COUNTRES HAVE MORE WAR POWER

you realize we have both 6x the manpower and the money and technology advantage?

russia would probably get a shock start and advance quickly through the post-soviet states but it would stall in germany at the latest and would easily be pushed back. nobody wants the russian lands so the war would be won when the russians are pushed back.

MAN POWER TOO EASY TO KILL

Russia is a bit more skilled now in urban warfare and Europe is heavily industrialized and a urban jungle.

They btfo Chechens and Georgia.

true, but still

europe is equally well equipped and has more manpower. also, europeans are no strangers to war and every country except serbia has won at least one war so we have more experience

>urban warfare
YES, RUSSIA DO IT BY MAKE FROM CITYS DUST DESERT

>manpower
MEAN NOTHING, POL POT STORY IS NEWEST EXAMPLE

britain wins and rebuilds the new empire

Russia

Congrats, you watched Enemy at the gates

never watched it, is it any good?

Too bad that other than Eastern Europe, less than 30% of 18 to 35 would fight for their country. Most would flee.

RUSSIA DONT HAVE INFANTRY, ONLY MECHANUZED INFANTRY.
COSE INFANTRY COMPLETY USELES.

yep
come on zerg
this

>Chechnya
>Population: 1.3 million
>Total GDP: $6.5 billion
>Georgia
>Population: 3.7 million
>Total GDP: $14 billion
>Europe
>Population: 743.1 million
>Total GDP: $18,466 billion

hmm let me think

UK alone can destroy russia

Britain would hold out until they brought the US into the war.

Not in real world.

Well Britain could beat Russia singlehandedly so...

buahaha
>angry probrexit chav delusions
muh sides

Do you realize that Georgia lasted for few days and Chechenya is fucking tiny. They can't afford to do that on continental scale.

Russia wouldn't use nukes in war with Europe, becouse it is totaly useless. Russia has a lot of land, but empty land. Swamps and woods.

Poeple in russia have many diferent nationalities, and their morale is low. Lot of them does not respect Russian land and politics.

Russia is a single country with single technology and strategy. Europe has many people with will to fight for their country and many technologies and tactical solutions :3

Europe would win.

MURICA ! you guys get into a slap fight then murica swoops in and nukes france for being fancy lads who want to surrender just to make it clear we got nukes and dont fear the consequences of using them

and thats just muricas opening gambit. then we use the cdc to spread small pox and aids to human trafficking sex slaves and send them into your country

still undefeated reigning champion MURICA wins by TKO in the 4th round

no no no it would be a disaster
>russia attacks turkey from caucasus
>the czar promises kurds free kurdistan if they join forces
>kurds go apeshit and start killing turks behind the lines and defecting to russian army if they are close to front
>as a result turks also start killing kurds out of hate and revenge
>turkish government starts deporting kurds to syria and throw them out into desert, killing half their population
>war ends, kurds claim they genocided
>most doesnt give a shit since they backstabbed and killed turks themselves
>50 years later, everyone thinks turks ethnically cleansed kurds using war as an excuse

>still undefeated
haven't you lost every war you've entered since ww2?

ALSO TURKEY IS RUSSIAN PUPET NOW

DO ADD THE USA, AND HOW USA SUCK IN SIRIA NOW

Europe goes full communist and uses the migrants in massive human wave attacks.

NOT VUN STEP BACKWARDS, COMRADES

NUKES GOOD FOR ELUMENATE INFANTRY AND CITYS

>Korean War
Stalemate not a loss
>Vietnam
Defeated NVA for a period of time and enacted a peace treaty between North Vietnam and South Vietnam. We left due to hippies and ended the war. The MVA shortly broke the treaty and DEFEATED South Vietnam
>Iraq
Sadaam Overthrown
>Afghanistan
Taliban-Al Qaeda BTFO

usa's total GDP is pretty much exactly the same as Europe's and syria's GDP is $65B

ONLY THE PROBLEM AFTER RUSSIA WIN- WHAT DO WITH ALL THIS PEOPLE? SEND TO SIBIRIA? KILL IN GAS CHAMBER? MORALY IMPOSIBLE.

Are you stupid?
>american flag
Nothing new.

this is a new level of shitpost

>nobody wants the russian lands
What is Koenigsberg?

SO NEED SOMETHIN LIKE UKRAINE POLPOT TO TAKE MORAL PROBLEMS IN THIS WAR FOR SELF

There are literally chechens buryats tatars and others fighting for Russia in Ukraine.

Nice try, Cenk, but you aren't fooling anyone.

Every single European country except France and the UK are fucking pleb-tier when it comes to military.
Seriously, we should just save the Danes and maybe the Dutch and let every other shithole rot.

I don't know why this is so funny.

Europe outnumber Russia 5 to 1.
Europe combined is the largest economy in the world (note that Europe is EU + Norway, Switzerland and some Balkan shit).
A large part of that economy is centered around production, car manufactoring in Germany for instance, in ww2 they converted civil factories to produce war equipment very quickly - so the war production potential in Europe is most likely the greatest in the world.

Thirdly UK and France have a military capacity. Combined then these two countries would have (today) a military strength on the same level as the Russians, perhaps a bit lower.

NEED MINIMUM 1 CAMBODIA MAN TO DIG IN LAND ALL STILL LIVING UKRAINIANS

Russia , within 72 h

Pretty much this.
Eastern Europe would get fucked immediately because they're the niggers of Europe, take all the free gibs and waste it and never spend any money on defence. Russia would steamroll probably all the way up to Slovakia/Austria before it met any meaningful resistance (if US isn't involved).
By that time, the France and UK would have moved significant numbers of troops on to continental Europe and we'd probably start putting up a fight. We'd move our navy to Danish/Finnish waters and down by Italy.

>Iraq
>Sadaam Overthrown

In favor of ISIS.

>Afghanistan
>Taliban-Al Qaeda BTFO

Will spring back on moment US and NATO will fuck off from the country. US declared combat operations ended a while ago, few weeks later clarified that special forces operations and air strikes aren't really combat at all. Probably something like just merely pretending to be combat.

Lithuania will go full fascist, rek everyone and become a superpower.

They will never expect it.

NEW WAR WILL BE VERY FAST, 4 MOUNTH MAXIMUM, ALL THIS SHIT IS USELESS

Rest of Europe.
Britain would carry the team.

>Lithuania will go full fascist
>Not becoming the Grand Dutchy again

Very

Russia is a shitty nation with a shitty army and a meme airforce

They couldn't beat some desert tent-dwellers in Afghanistan, they can barely keep on top of Syria, they didn't do shit with Islamists invaded Serbia with WW2 weapons

>They btfo Chechens
They barely did mate
Infact the first time they actually failed, and the second time they overrun chechens ww2 style, and even then only succeeded after bribing Chechnya with a disproportionately large amount of money

>haven't you lost every war you've entered since ww2?

getting really tired of this meme desu senpai

even if we would band together as one nation it would end in complete fuckin nuclear destruction of russia AND half of Europe, Poland sadly included
So fuck off, we need something to deactivate nuclear missiles in the air

why be a grand duchy when you can be an empire?

BUT IN SIRIA RUSSIA WIN USA

You people ACTUALLY are impaired.
Chechenya war could have been easily won with a slightly different ROE. But the (((Western))) governments and media cried bloody murder. You think Assad barrel bombs are a meme? The disgusting Chechen scum have streets named in their honour, and were granted asylum across Europe.

Furthermore, I find it extremely amusing how little do people who shitposts on these matters here know about military industry and capabilities. Not to mention the casualty breakdown by causes.
There is a reason why Russians invest heavily in SAM, ECM, tube and rocket artillery, and ballistic missile capability.
People unironically believing in a walkover scenario are borderline retarded.

if they advance so quickly they will
1. stretch their supply lines and get rekt in guerilla warfare and resistance
2. run out of ammo
3. stretch their manpower too thinly so it will be easy to topple
4. wount hold jack shit territory.
This shit tier strategy only works if they want to loot a museum or sack a city.
Also they are incapable of building a proper country so any occupation longer than a year will result in massive civil unrest.

>if eliminatings of city how of winnings war?
they are incapable of rebuilding anything, any war would try to squeeze human resources and tech out of europe, not natural resources. Potentially gibs. Nuke the manufacturing centers and your chances of coming out on top of the mess dissapear.

why did you edit italy? Is this subtle troll?

idiotic gypsi subhuman

Our army is okay

uuuh let's see, 200m russians vs a pool of 500+ m europeans who have better gear all around

Switching sides.

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i was looking for this webm thanks bro!

>still undefeated
your country is losing something every single day. including all wars you have been involved in

russias military is a joke
look at the invasion of georgia
it needs some serious modernization and re-organization before it can take on europe.

Russia would clearly win. Here is an example Netherlands has 40k soldiers and a few jets that's it. Germany has a weakened restricted army. After that comes France who is stronger military wise. Now the strongest European power after Russia is the UK they will be the only obstacle since Russia and UK both have the same power with their navy. I think Russia invades the EU and most eastern countries immediately give up. Germany might be a stronghold with Italy and Austria where the west sends its troops to. and after that Russia and UK will fight on the waters from the Netherlands Belgium and france

It'd also work if the enemy is highly centralised so taking out the capital means winning.
Looking at france here

ISIS didn't show up for over a decade. That said, Getting rid of Saddam was a huge mistake.

winning what exactly, placing your flag somewhere?
Wew...

*change side*

Finland last stronghold of Europe

depends on whats the objective of the war. IF you wanna rush a capitol, conquer it and go home sure, they can blitzkrieg it any day of the week. But whats in it for them to visit Paris? Take a couple photos in front of the Eiffel tower and go home?
I can rush Russia in a week too, with a mechanized infantry division too.

A reserve front equipped with mostly T-62s and manned by lower quality formations utterly humiliated an aspiring NATO army, trained by US instructors, wielding Israeli, Ukrainian, Czech, American weapons and equipment, and Israeli upgraded T-72s.
Before you shitpost any more, 800 Russians with BMPs rushed and counterattacked the main Georgian attack force that had pinned down the Russian peacekeeper contigent. Like 2 Russian T-72Bs vs. dozens of Georgian ones.

And reality

foreignpolicy.com/2016/02/03/if-russia-started-a-war-in-the-baltics-nato-would-lose-quickly/

Eurokek armies are expected to fold in like 15 minutes

maybe you should stop picking bad fights

the jews

>implying russia is not europe
>implying we want to fight against each other
>implying we don't want to just kill burgers

you can certainly try pastanigger
just don't switch sides halfway through again like last time

>be USA
>get BTFO by vietnamese rice farmers
>get BTFO by afghani goat fuckers
>get BTFO by iraqi desert dwellers
>get BTFO by niggers and spics in their own country
>"we gonna smash dem yurop!"
Sure Jamal

Why do I even come to this infantile shitboard anymore. Might as well defect to reddit or migrate to cripplechan

>cambodia
RARE
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The only militaries in Europe that are even worth mentioning are France and the UK. France couldn't do shit and the UK would sit on their island and watch Europe burn because that is what it deserves.

>be Italy
>fight 11 battles over a river in slovenia in WWI
>lose all but 2 of them to austria
>next war
>invade literally africans
>famous pilot gets his dick cut off
>use chemical warfare like a punk pussy bitch
>still get BTFO
>by fucking AFRICANS
>invade albania, literally shitskin village
>lose against unarmed commies
>do such a poor job that germany has to invade it to take care of things
>70 years later shitpost about your glorious army that had the highest desertion rate of any modern army
>think you might have a chance when 99% likely you are just going to let others do the work for you and if things don't go your way switch sides
>like every major engagement you've ever been in
Alright Guiseppe

>estonia
>2% skp goes on defense
>niggers of europe
Nice try mate
I still hate my country though

It would be as easy as a flick of a switch

you're right
in fact the plan is letting the chinese nuke you

>every country except serbia has won at least one war
heh lad

>The Noodle Alliance