This man shows up and says join me

this man shows up and says join me

wat do?

>teleport behind him
>draw katana
>psst nothing personal kid...

Fall to the Dark Side and become a Sith Lord

Join him .

join him

pee on him while acquiring repeating digits
Thus saving the world

>Y-You too!

Hop aboard and crash the plane

Walk away

Why would a Blue eyed Hungarian want to destroy Europe with sandniggers?

Ur an idiot

"buy me dinner and some martinis and my vagina is all yours"

I am here to remove this reptilian from meatspace and chew bubblegum.. And I am all out of bubblegum.

well the options are either join or die so its not like you can say no

if it means i m part of the 0.0001% and can secure a prosperous futur to my familly i ll join if not i ll just kill him

Ask how high the salary is.

I slap his ass.

To create the environment for the next """ inevitable""" war

For a price

Join him and try and sabotage his schemes from the inside

I wanted to post this, fucker.

He's Jewish, not Hungarian. Jews are rootless cosmopolitans.

carve pepe into his forehead and then take a shit in his mouth while pissing into my own mouth

"Sure, but put me in charge of Sup Forums"

"How much dough are we talking?"

I join him, then I stab him in the back when he makes me his number 2.

*Unsheathes katana*
I hope you're ready for a fight kid...

I finish it.

>mfw all these people with their retarded commando plan
Power corrupts
Money corrupts
And you won't like be in a room with him ever. Your "non profit" will get funded

Wait for the US Death Note adaptation to air

Write his name in 10 death note
notepads

Wait for KEK to tap into the latent psychic energy and turn it into reality

"Fuck yeah Palpatine! Should i fuck the younglings before or after i kill them???"

i would learn so fucking much

HAH you made my day burger

Infiltrate and out jew him.

Burn him before he lays eggs.

Yeah I bet he has all the fucking answers

I'd join him and get his trust.

Then I would murder him and his son and make it look like murder suicide

Join him and divert resources to R&D, education programs and containing dindu growth.

For real.

I want to understand what motivates the Reptilians. Maybe they have reasons so sound that i coule.

I'd love to my master I want feel what's being like an evil jew

I'd sell out my own race and beliefs for his jew billions desu guys

All the rich (and most of the poor) want to do is to eat, fuck and sleep in a nice bed.
The true elite class are scientists and engineers, everyone else is either parasites or faceless workforce.

Just look at him and smirk, then mutter that I have the power of Kek running through my veins. I'd then go on to tell him how my ancestors made his peeps white and how his feeble Abrahamic inbred desert dweller tricks are no match for lord savior Kek and his controlled chaos, then I'd babble on about how people over the centuries chased them out of lands and it's no coincidence and to bow down to me or else.

Yeah sure.

honestly, I'm a poor fuck, if i could join this unstoppable nigga and his gang i would, atleast i could make my family happy with all the money id be making

Join him then unfold all his secrets then stab him in the back and save the earth

He dies before he even gets within 500 miles of me.

Stab him with a spoon.

He is a man of good intentions.

Say we are stronger Old Man.

I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU ! ! !

Takehis money and do a crappy job

punishment for trianon
justice will be done one way or another

I'm sure you have to rationalize all sorts of shit. Good effort.
Give me an example.

join him

>mfw mouths to feed

>wat do?

Give him a price.

gas him

Fuck him in the old ass without touching balls

this is the most Belgian comment I've ever seen

the only correct answer right here

you're still gay, igor

Head shot. Over and over. Then reload, and continue. Worth sitting in prison.

It's not gay to fuck someone. It's gay to be fucked.

Would you join Sup Forums? Why?

Slide thread

fpbp

>thinking you can deceive the worlds master of deception, secrecy and conspiracy

you poor fool, hed sooner take your heart before he let himself be fooled by you

>implying you wouldn't be put in a nsa black site for lifetime of torture

I am young enough to triumph simply by waiting 10 years, his descendants and heirs are the issue.

Do my best Jerry McGuire impersonation

R R R R A R E
R
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>yfw they lock you in a hole somewhere
>yfw when you hear the door open
>yfw its big daddy Soros walks in to strangle your ass because it was only a hologram

>suck his tits

Pull a full Orban.
> take his money
> do the opposite of what he wants

you really think he's a sith? I mean honestly, he's the closest thing to a Jedi master you'll ever know in your life time.
Uncanny control of the uncontrollable, convinces the meek he's doing well by humanity; honest men die at his expense in countless wars because muh (((morals))), how dare they threaten peaceful Judea! -But hark, goyim must shelter the refugees!

Don't shill for him as Edge incarnate. The whole fucking point of all his bullshit is to get you to believe in something, some fucking 'prophecy' about good and evil. fuck it all, order is needed, and only by violent means will order be restored (for the first time in ~6k years). The (((JEDI))) must be purged. With our emotions unleashed, we can vanquish those who D&C. Don't let anyone tell (YOU) what to feel

Join him and then backstab him.
It's what the ol' joo would have wanted.

He's a sith lord, sure, but he's not the one pulling strings.

That's the spirit!

He's a modern day JP Morgan?

> psst
> personal

Him and the Rothschilds and many other "big names," yeah, these people are as evil as they come, but I honestly believe they are serving some sort of higher power or are doing what they're doing in the name of some stupid crazy belief like total world domination via open borders and communism.

4U

Join him.

>on a second thought yeah, this is pretty personal
>beheads Soros with solidified piss bottle

shoot him

/thread

Out-jewing the kike is the only option.

Sith have never been the ones pulling strings, that's the job of the effervescent harpist

how interesting... responses to my posts were deleted..

>draw

it's unsheathes you scandonavian swine

>i would make him eat some pork before i shot the filthy kike between the eyes.

Create a human centipede with he in the middle, just as he requested

Is this what you'd actually do?

Snap his neck. He seems pretty frail and I'm very strong. I could pull that off in 5 seconds
Then get shot, as I should be.

I'd like to think that I would do what John Nada would do, even if it means my end. In reality I'd probably be weak to the offer of power and money and become some mid level underling when offered a couple hundred million dollars.

>Unzips dick

Wait, can lizard's necks be even snapped? Even their fucking tails can grow back. Never mind then, I probably couldn't harm him physically due to his genes.
Then just get shot for refusing him.

say
>alright
few steps out the door when his back turned fuckin snap his crooken neck and proceed to skull fuck him

or break his legs and torture his ass asking where rechel is

>Pull concealed weapon
>perforate its skull
> be king of Sup Forums

Join him and we are gonna crash the world together. What a beauty way of life.

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