CONVINCE ME NOT TO GO ON WELFARE

Alright Sup Forums, kinda long story, little background first. Currently a Junior CompSci major, Dad was a Welder, Mom was stay at home did some odd jobs, middle class, nothing special, family saved up to send me to college. I'm currently working a 20hr/wk tutoring job though to help my parents get me through college.

I'm going in state, but after scholarships it's still too far away to drive daily, so I got a shitty apartment 10 min biking distance away in a 2 story building, and of course a nigger family lives below me downstairs.

It's a like 35 yo fat as fuck black mom, early 20s young black son, and young tweens (12 probably) girl, no dad of course. They're all on welfare without a doubt in my mind, I'm in and out of my apartment at all times of the day and never see the son or mom in any type of job uniform. They also have a yippy little chihuahua who tries to bite my ankles constantly.

The mom seems like a standard welfare queen, always gets her groceries from upscale stores like fucking AJs or Sprouts, has a fairly recent car (looks like it was made this decade), and I see her about 2-3x a week, but I can say that I have NEVER seen her wear the same outfit twice. She doesn't wear Louis Vuitton shit or whatever, but I have NEVER seen her wear the same clothes twice. She also changes her hairstyle and color weekly too.

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The girl walks to and from a nearby bus stop daily (despite mom having a fucking car) so I see her fairly often, literally already has Jordan's and talks to her friends about getting dick from boys at school already when she comes back to the apt complex. Don't have much to say about her

The teen guy is an absolute dick, almost every fucking morning when I leave he's at the bottom of the stairs smoking a cig and I kind of cough or tell him to move, and he just shuffles over and says "muh bad". He never learns the next day. Whenever their dog is out at nights nipping at me and he is smoking a cig, and I tell him to get the dog because I don't want to fucking kill it and be held liable, he literally just sits there puffing away. I want to bash this niggers skull in.

Last night was the worst. Came back from a pretty shitty day of class and work on top of it, only to do more homework and about an hour in hear nigger rap start blasting below me. About 2 minutes later I hear the nigger guy start pounding some white girl to absolute hell, and they go at it for about 15 minutes incredibly loudly. All the neighbors, and even the tween girl were banging on their walls for "TreShawn" or "DeShawn" (that's what the white girl called him) to shut the fuck up. But he kept going. Worst part is after they finished they left the music on as a fuck you for an extra hour or so. This really hit me hard because last semester my gf broke up with me because I was too busy with school and work and we couldn't make things work. Meanwhile, DeShawn the welfare Nigger is able to take money from me and my family's taxpayer dollar's to live a comfy life smoking cigarettes.

tl;dr: I'm a hardworking CompSci major with a job who lives above a nigger welfare family, pisses me the fuck off I have to work my ass off while they reap the benefits of my, and other taxpayers labor.

Convince me not to go on welfare Sup Forums.

Hey. Hey man. Don't go on welfare. That's dumb.

Have some dignity, you know how this will end.

Holy shitballs give me sauce I can't find shit about her

>The teen guy is an absolute dick

He's from Sup Forums

>You Caesar
>She Cleopatra riding your magic wand
>Heaven

Not him but I have this.

>convince me not to go on welfare

welfare is fine and all but working pays more, if you can afford to sit around on welfare do it.

I am on welfare but I'm going to university, it was either work part time or go on welfare.

I don't see what the big deal is, and anyone who says you shouldn't doesn't see the fuckloads of brownies doing it also. Do what you gotta do but don't get lazy.

If I don't buy ciggarettes or booze I am able to pay rent and buy groceries and pay for my car.

Do you think that girl gets wet over Australians?

Also it's not called "welfare" it's called "basic income"

nonsummerjack I think?

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Jesus Christ I now have to jerk off on the toilet of my workplace brb

of course it's a leaf

oh wow this fucking walking autism spectrum coughed at me let me part my huge nigger lips in his service

Work the system, it sure does work you.

Owners of companies file bankruptcy, and get away from paying workers while they do. OH don't touch my "hard earned money" that I have in my other bank account to pay for the workers with out. The system says if I file bankruptcy says I don't have to.

If you can get on Welfare do it. Don't let any fagg here tell you different, if they do they love being cucked by the system.

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you WILL get bored on welfare, some you will have to find a hobby. Some additional cash would also be nice to buy yourself nice things and such, so you should pick a hobby that makes a little money.

Here are some suggestions: start a college course, apply for an apprenticeship, work in retail or something

Have you not travelled? You should.
Literally all women from all countries I've been were frothing over our accents.

I live on welfare and my advice 4U is, if you can live with that kind of money, go for it.

just remember you have to cut on many things, but in the end it's totally worth it

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Okay I found it for you cunts, if the panda is too hard for you soft cocks then replace the 'ex' with 'g.e-'.

Sold!

Thanks, her face isn't that great but her body makes up for it

Fucking asians, their women were made to be the ultimate racemix temptation

>About 2 minutes later I hear the nigger guy start pounding some white girl to absolute hell, and they go at it for about 15 minutes incredibly loudly. All the neighbors, and even the tween girl were banging on their walls for "TreShawn" or "DeShawn" (that's what the white girl called him) to shut the fuck up. But he kept going. Worst part is after they finished they left the music on as a fuck you for an extra hour or so. This really hit me hard because last semester my gf broke up with me because I was too busy with school and work and we couldn't make things work. Meanwhile, DeShawn the welfare Nigger

bull fucking shit

fuck you op and fuck your shitty cuck fantasy thread

pics or it didnt fucking happen you fucking dumb cunt

>go to university
>didn't want to drive there every day
>ended up just sleeping in one of the labs pretty much every night
>had card access and everything
>go to uni on monday morning, come home on friday night
was pretty viable. Probably couldn't do it in a non-ethnically white university though.

nice obese square shaped shovelface

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wew

pics of what? is this so fucking hard to comprehend that someone was fucking loudly in an apartment complex? have you ever lived in an apartment complex before?

>pics or it didnt fucking happen

What?

Do you expect him to sneak in there and make pics?

>no nudity
What's the point?

how did he know the girl was white kek

So there really is no reason to NOT be on welfare? What's the best way to collect it?

>tl;dr: I'm a hardworking CompSci major

Lol nice joke.

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find a different place to live, or burn the niggers

she sounded white? you can tell this things dipshit

Lol nice shitpost.

Only here it is looked at as being "shamed", why?
Because our political leaders say so, and the sheep repeat it. Fuck the system we are in, WORK the system, go and say you make x amount an you need help.

yea but where do I go, some office? some hospital and claim I'm suicidal? some oncline paperwork? where?

>So there really is no reason to NOT be on welfare?
The reason is to not be a nigger. That's it.

this

yeah, pics of the nigger at the stair well, pics of the lady in different dresses, pics of the apartment complex, pics of the tween at the bus stop, pics

yeah i think so, pic related. but there were no niggers

You cant get welfare if you are white, i got fired from my first job after the entire company went under and we had unemployment insurance, i jumped through all the hoops to qualify I was paying for a shitty apartment i still had a 4 mo lease on, i was applying to work etc. Never received a cent because i was white. Wasted like 10 hours being the only one at these seminars which were mandatory for unemployment benefits taught by niggers 2 std deviations of IQ below me. Could barely read, smelled like shit, dressed like a 5th grade class photo.
Niggerbama made sure only blacks can recieve handouts

u go girl!!!

Ya Veterans sure are worthless niggers, they did du nuffin in life

alright pal, let me just go play journalist and snap photos of the nigger family that lives below me at 6 AM

Google the info in what state you live in, it depends from there

well tomorrow then?

You like chicks with dicks fuck face?

sure no problem

damn fellow burger, you should of altered some info

>Calls OP a cuck
>Demands pics of white girl taking BBC

Convince me not to go on welfare Sup Forums

if you want to live like a nigger, then go on welfare nigger. or you could grow a pair and move forward with your life.

>welfare is fine and all but working pays more, if you can afford to sit around on welfare do it

fuck off canada nobody likes you here

kek

Lol you probably live with your parents fucking retard.

As much as I would love to say have pride and don't depend on the system, fuck that!
Honestly you pay into it, we all have, and for what? Niggers, spics, and trailer trash to leech off our society.
I'd rather my tax money go to you than to another worthless druggy.
You have my permission to take my tax dollars just be sure you get yourself through school and pay it back when you get yourself a good job.

Burgers like you are the true cucks, why do you love taking it up the ass, while you can do some fucking back?

Go on welfare. You don't need much to survive - just enough for the rent.

You want regret it.

Never work a day again in your life.

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Everyone should go on welfare. Your nations are too big to be affected by your votes and nationalism. Drain as much money from the federal govt as possible. They are not on your side.

Feels for you man. Just hang in there. Also, living in your situation I'd get a handgun.

THIS

The faster white Americans see that being on welfare is just not a NONwhite thing, the more they would be inspired TO BREED!

Stop being cucked in the thinking that its a bad thing, the system sure does love fucking us up the ass in taking from the middle class, WHY NOT DO SOME FUCKING BACK?!

Ghetto capitalist revolution, baby!

>The teen guy is an absolute dick, almost every fucking morning when I leave he's at the bottom of the stairs smoking a cig and I kind of cough or tell him to move, and he just shuffles over and says "muh bad". He never learns the next day. Whenever their dog is out at nights nipping at me and he is smoking a cig, and I tell him to get the dog because I don't want to fucking kill it and be held liable, he literally just sits there puffing away. I want to bash this niggers skull in.

Have you never been around niggers before? Make sure you learn all the new words so you can properly translate. Don't be beta. Try to talk to him towards the evening or night time. This is when the negro has self medicated with marijuana and alcohol to the point of tranquility.

Once you understand what the fuck he's saying, make "friends" with him. He is your neighbor afterall. Figure out what his "hustle" is casually. Then you could possibly partake in the sacred negro ritual known as smoking a blunt. Refuse if it looks like it was dipped in something, or if he says "muhfugga dis wet".

Once you've met him you'll see he's not so bad. He'll introduce you to his tribe eventually. From here, you just need to casually talk about how the dog bothers you. Maybe make a few jokes and say the dog is a "trifling ass mothafucka". He will completely understand the situation and likely remedy it. As for the sitting in your way problem, just say "sup nigga" and rub your dick on his shoulder/head. There's rampant homophobia among blacks and he will quickly learn to move.

If you do everything just right, there's a good chance he will tone down the noise when you bang on the wall and say "calm down muthafucka". Considering you're a computer science major, I assume you're good at bullshitting. There's really no way you can form a negro bond with TreShawn, but you don't need one. Talk about things you know he will only partially understand, but be nice.

This makes you a "trill cracka".

The goal is to get a job where you work as little as possible while making as much as possible. For instance my degree got me a job where I make 80k a year 3 years from graduation and maybe do 2 to 3 hours of actual work every day. The rest I spend on pol, infowars, and Drudge until I go home. I'm basically a welfare person with how little I work, but I have 2 cars, a house, and live around no niggers (the most important thing in life).

>So there really is no reason to NOT be on welfare?
You become beholden to the system. They say jump, you say "how high", because they control your livelihood. Nothing in this world is truly free.

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Not true

what the fuck do you do?

Move, for ffs. If you go on welfare you'll be home even more.

If you have a job, tell it to all the people you know who work there, cheapest rental stuff is always through friends of friends.
You don't need to get on welfare, you need to get out.

Enjoy voting for whoever promises to keep funding welfare for the rest of your life.

What happened to you Hans? What happened...

The problem is that you get yourself completely dependent on the system. Want to feed the kids? Want to move to a new apartment? Go down to the welfare office and see Shaniqwa. Need a new liver.... you see my point.

They aren't the true puppet masters

Now if he gets on certain housing programs then yes this is relevant.

Just get food help, that'll help you pocket about what 200-300 a month

Different user, but I am an engineer and work with H1B visa imports who are inefficient as fuck. So long as I at least keep pace with them my employer is happy. I average no more than 4 hours of honest work in a day. Obviously there are days when I am busy all day, but there are just as many where I do nothing and most days I do a little work in between shitposting in the morning and then do more of the same after lunch.

If you go on welfare, JUST your credit score up senpai. You'll never be able to get a decent interest rate on a house or car. Is it worth fucking over your future just for some gibs now? Yeah you'll do the easy thing now but you won't be able to support a life worth living (hobbies, travel etc.)

Your nigger neighbors are probably also selling drugs to supplant their income as well.

You could alter your work information, and or only show that you have a part time job. There is all kinds of ways, just go in there with no fear an have a mind set of getting a minimal type of help.

The MORE help you get as lets say housing, they will certainly go an see you at home. Don't get housing help

Then when you need to actually make more than the bare minimum to survive you won't have a recent work history and no degree. Nobody will hire you for anything except Walmart. You're only going to attract trashy women because decent ones aren't ok with that lazy and poor route. You can be one or the other but not both.

I work mainly with Oracle for an online retailer. I'm on call at times, but all that means is I keep my buttplug in longer while I finish the server fix at home.

As for going on welfare...

Welfare alone is really never enough to live off, which is why practically every North American nigger has a "hustle". This can be something totally legitimate like working under the table, or something along the lines of trafficking bricks of heroin across state lines.

Despite what you may think, blacks actually really like the white people they can make friends with. And I don't mean wiggers -- niggers completely hate wiggers.

If you get in on TreShawn's hustle, you can certainly go on welfare and smoke cigarettes and fuck white wimminz all day. Often times, being white increases the profit margins of the hustle. Everyone would rather buy their drugs from Johnathon than TreShawn, for example.

So if you don't mind literally being a nigger, or selling drugs at the street level you should totally go on welfare. If by chance you follow my guide and something goes wrong, you simply have to stand your ground or just call the police and have them do it.

t. Steve Irwin of the North American Nigger.

Hi OP. I'm a former employee of the State of Oregon's Adult & Family Services. The welfare office. I worked there in the late 90's when Speaker Gingrich and President Clinton passed Welfare to Work.

The new laws are very clear.

1. Welfare is no longer called welfare. Let me be clear. The term welfare is no longer legally define-able. There is no such thing as welfare. It's merely a very loosely and poorly defined slang/jargon word that depending on who you're talking to means food stamps, cash assistance or even student loans and veterans healthcare. There is no such thing as welfare, in the legal sense.

2. The cash assistance of what was once called welfare has been rebranded to TANF or Temporary Assistance for Needy Families.

3. Think about that term. Temporary. Families.

4. TANF is only issued to parents with primary custody of minor children. On a cold spring day in 1998, every ABAWD in America was all thrown off of welfare. ABAWDs are Able Bodied Adults Without Assistance. Does that sound like you?

5. TANF has a maximum length of 5 years and a minimum wait of 2 years. Many governors have challenged this and all have failed. You can only receive welfare for a maximum of 5 years. If, after 5 years, you've failed to get a job, tough shit - you're cut off. You must wait a minimum of 2 years to re-apply. If you get a job even within 6 weeks of applying for TANF, you lose TANF. If you're fired the day after benefits were cut off - tough shit. You have to wait 2 years to re-apply.

6. You have to look for work, or go to school. Believe it or not, your neighbors are ordered to look for work and provide proof.

7. Your neighbors aren't living large because of welfare they're probably living large because of crime. Steal clothes from Department Store X on the west side of town, "return" them on Department Store X on east side of town, or sell to used clothing stores. That's just one example.

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Also - at best you'd get about $1000 a month. At worst, you'd get about $200 a month. The median is just a shave over $400 a month.

$400.

Four. Hundred. Dollars.
A month.

singlemotherguide.com/temporary-cash-assistance-for-the-poor/

cbpp.org/research/family-income-support/tanf-cash-benefits-have-fallen-by-more-than-20-percent-in-most-states

What hustle can us white bois get in without interacting with niggers?

I've heard selling jailbroken chromecasts gets you some money

When we have billions going out to Israel, and trillions going unaccounted for in the pentagon, I can't justify preaching fiscal responsibility on an individual level. Get everything you can. After all, that's the message our leaders are sending us.

Can I get some section eight housing with that as well?

All money is Green, fuck who it comes from. Attract it and you will receive it, be bold, stick your chest out, demand respect, and everything will fall at your feet. The moment you let fear consume you; you lose...

Ma Burger!

Section 8 housing is a lot like TANF. Its only given to parents with primary custody of one or more minor children, the elderly, and the disabled.

It also has a 2-5 year waiting list in most cities.

Sal thanks you from the grave.

"You tell um, him and all the other fucks that follow me in their ghost form HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING WHEN I SEE THEM ON THE OTHER SIDE! TELL UM PAULIE IS KILLING ALL OF YOU'S TWO TIMES!"

regarding

youtube.com/watch?v=kDxhBR2Tmes

"Hustling"(usually pronounced hustlin') is specific to the North American Nigger.

"Hustle" to a white person(who's never met a nigger) is simply something your fat middle school gym coach says when you're doing suicides.

A white person dealing drugs is not a hustler, they are just a white person with an income. A Chinese guy selling 2$ shit is also not a hustler, they are just a typical chink.

Why are you so adverse to interacting with dindus? I've found there's 2 types of people who hate nigs. The first is someone who's barely had any interaction with them and is horribly perplexed by their culture. The second literally grew up in the niggest ghetto, went to the niggest school, and only interacted with the niggest nigs.

I have a feeling you belong to the former. While it's certainly more risky for you to deal with nigs(vs jailbroken chromecasts lolfgt), the profits will certainly be higher if you don't think like a nig.

It doesn't even have to be illegal -- you and Tyrone could easily come up with a hustle that involves forgery of the sacred spook cerimonial shoes known as "Jordans". You can get perfect forgeries from the nearest Chinaman(or Alibaba), and all you have to do is find a safe and mutually beneficial way to sell the 10$ fakes for 300$.

It's certainly a "spot ass hustle". Tyrone's ability to argue with the Chinese supplier in broken Engrish and google translate is equal to your lack of cultural knowledge and ability to find a biological male who will pay 300$ for a pair of shoes.

Don't let my use of informal terms discourage you from getting into contact with a nigger troop. When I was really young I used to hang out with a troop of black nationalists. They eventually came to prefer me calling blacks niggers in favor of niggas. This was entirely dependent on my intent, of course.

After all my years of observation(not unlike that of Jane Goodall), I've only come to see nigs as different. I don't hate them, and you shouldn't either. 1/2

Selling fake "Jordans" to niggers, your fuckin brilliant m8.

Not if your using it as a way to milk the system, if it sinks then you just jump ship.

I did not turn out gay like you ,Pat

Dude you're going to the this low tier white dude shot if he follows your advice on selling knockoff jordans for original ones, that is something they PRAISE. Maybe the highest he should sell them would be 70 at the MOST

STFU AND GET IN HERE, WHAT A STUPID FUCKING STORY:
>ALSO SUPER OILY

Go on welfare. At least the money would be going to someone who's going to make it big one day instead of someone who'll live on welfare forever.

Also, how's CompSci? I'm starting next year.

1 in 7 americans have some sort of public assistance

you wouldn't be special if you did or did not get welfare


just take it faget

You better bet I guard my pockets when I'm within 3 meters of nig(s). They're a lot more tribalistic, and unlike Europeans they will always choose a darky over a whitey in a situation where they know neither. In all seriousness, I recommend you treat every nigger you don't know on a very personal level not unlike how you would treat Harambe.

I can't quite tell if you're sarcastic or not, but the logic goes like this.

1) There are niggers who will knowingly buy and wear fake Jordans.

2) There are niggers that will only wear real Jordans.

The trick here is to find troop number 2, and use your whiteness and colored eyes aswell as white ignorance(lol) to sell them fakes.

For every nigger that gets shot for selling fake Jordans with some flaw, an entire sweat shop of zipperheads gets sold to walmart.

Chinks know they don't make money by selling flawed Jordans that get both the wearers and sellers shot. I really wouldn't doubt if some of Michael Jordan's shoes from his sweatshop were simply "redirected" to another sweatshop for the sole purpose of being Chinese.

It's sort of like the "superdollar". Some gooks overdosed on amphetamines and made counterfeit 100$ bills better than the federal reserve. Literally the only way the Secret Service could tell they were fake was because they didn't have imperfections.

Anyways, the Jordans thing was just an example. The idea there was something along the lines of:

Tyrone finds nigs who wants 300$ shoes. Takes them to whitey. Whitey tells nigs he's in the peacecorp and will be gone for 2 years and can't bring his sacred nigger shoes to Africa because he'll get murdered or they won't fit on the plane, etc. Then some more bullshit, then whitey sells the shoes he's never worn(that he was collecting, or some shit) for a mere 300$.

Since Mr.Chinaman didn't fuck them up, the nig happily walks out while wearing literal multi-coloured clown shoes. "dat nigga trill"