Is it true that Batman was raped in the comics by a famous band?
My girlfriend told me this to make fun of me and i just can't believe it.
Batman butt-raped
Luke Johnson
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Ryder Anderson
Yes, issue #420 from October 1863, KISS spent ten panels buttfucking Batman while Superman made anus puns.
Colton Bell
No it's not true
Benjamin Harris
Why would the KISS do that?
Nicholas Lee
Because they are KISS.
Noah Kelly
That doesn't make any sense. Why didn't Superman save Batman, then?
Luke Lee
Because he had it cumming.
Cooper Evans
Batman: Fortunate Son. Sid Vicious, from Sex Pistols, kidnapped and raped Bruce Wayne before he was ever Batman.
Carson Rivera
The closest I remember is a that Legends of Dark Knight issue where Michael Gira forced Commissioner Gordon and Harvey Bullock to rape tied-up Batman at the gunpoint to get inspiration for "Cop"
Austin Reed
Let's read "Batman: It Ain't Me", shall we?
Blake Taylor
WHAT?
Xavier Rogers
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Connor Smith
Wait, it's real? WHAT!
Andrew Howard
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Chase Nelson
The comic is real, but I don't know if the stuff about Sid Vicious is true. Haven't read this yet
Justin Sullivan
It's real. The rape ins't graphic or anything, but yeah. Batman was totally raped by a famous musician.
Henry Jenkins
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Joseph Robinson
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Evan Kelly
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Michael Davis
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Adam Green
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Zachary Jackson
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Jack Diaz
Dude what?
Chase Clark
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Colton Jenkins
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Sebastian Clark
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Aaron Taylor
It can happen with the best of us. One time you're a punk rock show and next you know you're getting a douse of rape in some rockstar's sex dungeon.
Dylan Gutierrez
What what?. Don't you know the "It Ain't Me" meme?
Noah White
>punk rocker
>his twin dies and he becomes first
Is he talking about Constantine from Mucous Membrane?
Ian Anderson
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Daniel Stewart
Which Robin? Jason?
Asher Johnson
I'm just waiting for the page where Batman loses his shit and scream at Robin that rock is the devil's music all because he's still traumatized.
Ethan King
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Anthony Wood
Elvis Presley lore: he had a twin who died at birth.
Gabriel Robinson
Really? Both is that a lore and did he really have a twin?
Carter Cruz
Richard Grayson, age 12.
Blake Thomas
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Lucas Smith
I see. I was guessing cause of the mid hair part.
Blake Morales
Batman's face when PTSD. Hilarious.
Daniel Jackson
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Kayden Sullivan
jesus christ, how horrifying
Adam Collins
Yes.
>Presley was born on January 8, 1935, in Tupelo, Mississippi, to Gladys Love (née Smith; 1912 – 1958) and Vernon Elvis Presley (1916 – 1979),[10] in the two-room shotgun house built by Vernon's father in preparation for the child's birth. Jesse Garon Presley, his identical twin brother, was delivered stillborn 35 minutes before his own birth
Christopher Lopez
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Jonathan Bell
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David Garcia
Neat.
Elvis has some fun stuff to I like to learn about. Even visited Graceland Too once.
Gabriel Harris
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Lincoln Anderson
For a comic about the ghost of Elvis, it's not as fun as it should be.
Nathaniel Hill
The retcon where Talia drugged him so that he would give her a sun makes that event rape.
Hunter Robinson
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Tyler Mitchell
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Jose Lewis
HAHAHA! Here it is!
>Gee whiz, Batman! What did punk ever do to you? Raped you?
Levi Ward
>Didn't you ever listen to rock as a kid?
>Once...that zorro movie
Robin is probably confused and worried now.
Jayden Reed
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Jonathan Morris
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Daniel King
Kind of cowl art I will never take seriously
Isaiah Perez
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Josiah King
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John Peterson
So it was rock music like Elvis is immoral and leads to criminal behavior.
Then punk music like Sex Pistols is immoral and leads to criminal behavior.
Then it was metal like Manson.
Then it was rap music like NWA.
What is the current music people decry as immoral?
Juan Rodriguez
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Parker Edwards
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Thomas Morales
Heavy metal? Ghetto black people music?
Christopher Jenkins
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Hudson Cook
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Parker Walker
Dubstep?
Carter Turner
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Aaron Kelly
Dubstep's a fad, and it's not really lyrical enough to be deemed the devil's music.
Isaiah King
Evangelicals are old and dying, these days progs have taken over, calling everything racist and misogynistic.
Cameron Roberts
That's the old ones. The prime of that was Columbine in 1999 and Fuck the Police in 1988. That trend has passed.
Best I can think of now is pop music with the Kesha and Miley Cyrus stuff people claim is immoral and promotes deviant sexual behavior.
Nolan Baker
What's wrong with their faces?
Brody Gutierrez
Aren't there anymore rebellious teenagers doing things their parents hate?
Daniel Young
That's definitely it, even if they had existed since pre-2000. Music's not as evil as it used to be for the older people since now everyone will blame other media for the younger one's actions.
Charles Ramirez
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Daniel Hughes
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Samuel Kelly
Yes, Generation Z is being rebellious by being the most conservative generation since World War 2.
Aiden Ward
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Julian Hall
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Colton Jenkins
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Levi Cox
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Owen Wilson
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Kayden Lopez
Good god, did Falwell, Ed Meese, and Tipper Gore consult on this mess?
Jose Allen
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Levi Edwards
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Logan Miller
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Isaiah Lewis
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Nolan Hill
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Juan Powell
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Alexander Fisher
This comic is fucking terrible. How much longer am I going to be reading this?
Thomas Cooper
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Asher Morales
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Oliver Diaz
See: Sup Forums
Carter Hughes
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Blake Hill
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Ayden Adams
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Jayden Adams
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Aiden Rogers
See hard drugs or Sup Forums, for us faggots.
Lucas James
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Noah Morris
>mfw reading this whole thing
Eli Williams
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Elijah Rogers
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Joshua Sullivan
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