Who else only browses/pol/ on the toilet?

Who else only browses/pol/ on the toilet?

I try to focus on the task at hand actually

I don't browse anything on the toilet, I tend to just shit in it mostly

Really, weird that's where I eat my dinner.

That would involve me taking my laptop into the bathroom.

I'm actually on the shitter right now.

Where else do you browse Sup Forums?
Fucking normies

OP here.. still not finished wiping.

What's the status with you guys? I'm problem gonna be here another 45 minutes.

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I'm actually on the can right now too.

>toilet
Don't you mean Wallmart, Burger-kun?

Me 10 minutes ago. I actually contemplated making this exact thread.

Right after I pressed post a turd dropped out of my ass right into the bowl

Good to know where all you faggots get your inspiration to shit post

>3 hours and 26 toilet rolls later

>sploosh
>kerplunk
hot af tbqh thanks for the fapping material

Definitely not loos, I'll tell you that much.

LITERAL SHITPOSTING.

My turds have been really sticky lately. Almost oily. And close to pitch black in hue. Thoughts?

What have urs been like?

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Kek I'm still dropping the browns off at the super bowl

>it's like memes are writing themselves.

High fat diet will make them oily and I hope you've been eating dark food like Oreo's or something otherwise you might wanna get that looked at if it doesn't go away eventually

>tfw Fallen
I've come a long way in my shitposting career.

It's been like this for a couple weeks. Interspersed with diarrhea that's almost neon green in color..

I usually have to take two showers during the whole ritual. The mid-dump shower is key. The after-dump shower is only dependent on whether or not I have to spend time with my mom.

Literally doing this right now.

I usually shit in the dark and the only light source is the phone screen,

How else am I gonna literally shitpost ?

The mid dump shower fucking topkek but you might have some sort of minor illness or irritation in your colon I'm sure it will pass

I often browse while shitting myself. I mean, I don't shit myself. Well you know what I mean.

What did he mean by this?

Try taking some probiotics for a while you could possibly have a gut bacteria imbalance.

Every American poster so they don't accidently SHART

you browse pol in wallmart isles?

Right now

it means you're a cute loli
I gaypost and turkpost while on the loo, my anus clenches everytime I get a butthurt reply

Doing it now famalam

I play GTA on the can that way I don't miss any kills.

Massive fart just woke gf.
"Ew"
lol

>tfw rajesh down the street is also browsing Sup Forums

Same

Not India
t.shitposting
I usually pee sitting down too
Comfort is king

Not Indians, that's for fucking sure.

Checkem

I'd rather 1,000 Indians on Sup Forums than one Canadian.

Haha cool double

Just flushed

test

>says the poo in pantaloons

SHART IN MART
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AMERICANS DO THIS
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THEY KEEP DOING IT

Hey guys I'm pooping right now.

Fall approaches now
So too, poopoopeepees do
Falls smoothly down loo