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Carter White
Jacob Price
Sounds autistic
Thomas Sanders
Chase Bell
>fat dykes and SU
Like ham and cheese.
Nathaniel James
>U.F.O hunter's
Levi Butler
Wait didn't one of these people just turn 18? I heard gossip about Amber's 18-year-old girlfriend getting hired.
Jacob Flores
None of those people look anywhere near 18. Maybe mid-30s.
Luke Edwards
who's going to officiate the divorce?
Hunter Taylor
Fat makes people look older
Isaiah Gray
I see Jim Sterling is trying out the blue hair look.
Isaiah Foster
That's Zuke's 18-year-old gf, Tang. Amber replaced Zuke as storyboarder, Tang replaced Amber as revisionist. Shelby and Tang are both revisionists now, but Zuke was betrayed and fired.
Gabriel Ward
>fat weird looking lesbians
Why do these types of people go out of their way to look like shit?
Robert Smith
Could you chart this out for me
James Brown
Not going to last.
Jace Perez
Feminism.
Blake Murphy
Because degenerates will always look like shit, no matter how hard they try
Elijah Reyes
SU was created by a lesbian?
Leo Russell
Tang, Amber, and Shelby all used to be Homestuck fanartists. Zuke wasn't. Hussie is their friend.
Bentley Foster
ok, someone needs to write up all of the Secret History of SU if this is all stupid like that
Aiden Jackson
>Obese dyed meme hair, looks like she put way too much foundation on her face so everything from her ears and down is pale as fuck.
>Chubby with a bowl cut
>Officiator doesn't have a bible, or any religious material for that matter, he instead has a book about UFOs.
>Meanwhile the background can very easily be construed as a racist caricature of gangster black thugs that dress like african rebels.
Please tell me this was meant as a joke.
Logan Edwards
Rebecca Sugar is a degenerate bisexual, yes.
Jonathan Powell
Cancer
Adam Morales
I know the crewniverse and neither of them are part of the crewniverse.
Brayden Foster
>I know the crewniverse
You know L.A. numales and dykes? Wow!!
Nolan Carter
Holy shit. This is why the Democrats lost.
Samuel Bailey
Officiators don't have to have any religious material to perform the ceremony
James Russell
Not the only thing that is like ham.
Jason Myers
I don't think that's the issue. The issue is that they picked an autistic UFO hunter's guide as a substitute.
Nathan Scott
>Hussie has been secretly running SU from the shadows, making it into his replacement for HS
That rascal!
Isaiah Flores
>what lesbians really look like
Kayden Hughes
Thy picture is why irony is fucking horrible
Adrian Butler
Why do you fucks even care?
Asher Turner
I expected everything and yet I'm still cringed out.
Robert Bailey
I think Shelby is only 24.
God, to think I almost played matchmaker between her and another former friend of mine. I haven't talked to anyone in that circle for quite some time. But everyone felt pretty sore at Shelby when she kicked the rest of us away to go climb the HS ladder.
Also isn't this her second marriage? I'm near 100% sure she was married to another girl before.
Dominic Mitchell
Don't forget what looks like some quirky black wedding cake behind them.
Nathan Lopez
>be lesbian
>prefer normal looking femmes
>progressive politics subculture made all lesbians like this or fake transmen
Life is suffering.
Joseph Wilson
The blue one looks like she ate three other dykes on the way to the ceremony.
Eli Brown
just fuck closet cases
Jackson Rogers
Gavin Lewis
>That wall
It's like a Wes Anderson movie
Lucas Ross
Nobody in that picture looks like they have parents who are proud of them.
Connor Barnes
...
Eli Peterson
Simply because Sup Forums likes to raid the board.
Aiden Hall
>le Sup Forums boogeyman
First day on Sup Forums, faggot?
Evan Brooks
Great I'm not the only one.
I always thought there was seriously something wrong with me because I was attracted to blonde bimbos and not dudes with vaginas
Joseph Miller
why do you know this shit, get a fucking life
Hunter Brown
did you just go on Sup Forums and tell a person to get a life
Ryan Wilson
Hussie looks more or less normal.
Zachary Taylor
Member when perversions were a naughty secret that had that frisson of the forbidden? Member when sex was something you shared in private, something intimate?
Sex and intimacy have been turned into something no more relevant than taking a shit, and it's filth like you that "fought" for this. You can't suffer enough.
John Scott
This is my least favorite article I've ever seen.
Kayden Gomez
This happened a while ago, nothing to get worked up about
Hunter Watson
Obviously Hussie's attempt at a joke
He should have used the original defaced copy of Wizardology