What do you do when you're trying to give up porn but you have that kind of bored, horny feeling?

what do you do when you're trying to give up porn but you have that kind of bored, horny feeling?

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But honestly you have to, have to, have to get off the computer. Not forever, but for the first few months when you're feeling horny you need to go for a jog, pick up a book and read it on a public bench, see what your friends are up to, or go work on a hobby/business.

I've always failed with the computer at my fingertips.

Say the Rosary, heathen.

Fap using just your imagination

Or have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation, if you're a degenerate

>you'll never cum on those jewish tits

this should help you out bro

she's a disgusting fridge

Fap quickly without porn

Do work son
Get a hobby
Play music or chess
Piano lessons
Take a walk
Make some coffee
Shitpost

>he practices no fap
Lol you cuck yourself fag

google nudes of this cunt it will kill your boner immediately

jack off....
Your dick is still there whether you are on a porn site or not....infact, as you are not on a porn site and horny maybe just.....
jesus...if its not frogs its still fucking moronic...

I heard jerking off makes you go bald?

Take a cold shower, play some time consuming sandbox game, like Rust, Elder Scrolls, something that pulls you in and draws attention.

Meth will help OP.

Fucking hell, she looks like a damn bag of potatoes, I can't fap to this.

U15 Japanese Idols does the job without degeneracy

boner dead
aoch my eyes, you dick

It also makes hair grow on your palms

maybe if your genes are shit
i haven't lost hair since i started 2 decades ago

Do what I do and take out your energy at the gym.

Take a cold shower, if you can't help but getting a boner, pinch your right or left arm.(sounds stupid but it works).

I havent cum in 1.5 months and I still dont watch porn. I like to have sex and jerk off without cumming, you get such rush from it after few weeks. I stopped watching porn few months ago and ive been without it ever since.

Feels good man.

Your mom

push ups

I MAGA.

>mfw i only watch porn with aryans in it so that it's less degenerate

I've never flipped my sexual opinion on a woman as fast as that

Id still do it. Fuck im lonely.

Read the bible

>browse a red board to help stop porn addiction
Great idea senpai

I'm not sure that's healthy, but I'm not a cummologist.

Take up a hobby.

If you're bored enough to fap, you've got time to do something else.

This isn't necessarily true. Just commit yourself. It's not that hard to not fap.

I read or play the piano. If it's really bad I take a shower and follow up with one of the above.

Edging is even worse for you than ejaculating constantly.

I google Lucie Wilde porn, look at her retarded face expression and realize I was fucking stupid for trying to abandon such miracle as porn.

I'd like to fuck her

Thats Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel divorced her, said her pussy lips were gigantic, and she was as hairy as a bear.

What is the benefits on laying off the masturbation?

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confidence, energy, motivation, and attraction

Fap to a picture of a girl you like

go run a lap, you fuckin chump

you can masturbate without porn? if not then you haven't been off porn for long enough..

>Thats Sarah Silverman

As if a Kraut needs assistance identifying a Jew.

god damn do i want a nice refreshing pepsi product right now.

Fuck you Poland, stop triggering us into fapping.

She did an interview about this. She said she didn't want to be obje3ctified, so she asked the director if she could put on some weight.


The director, being a Canuck feminist that she is (Sarah Polley) agreed.

...Dear God Canada truly ruins everything

>Sarah Polley
how can this qt3.14 be a feminist? :(

Current year etc etc.

I'm ashamed of my country tbqhfam.

Actually fuck someone every night instead.

exercise.
do push ups and sit ups.

To be honest, she's the daugther of a cuck, watch her documentary about it called "Stories We Tell"

That's bullshit. You can very clearly see her bone structure. She's naturally a fridge.

Take This Waltz was more or less an insight into her mother and father's marriage. She's cute, but she's utterly fucked in the head.

I don't reach for a pic of Sarah Silverman. No matter how horny I am feeling.

Ayyyy.... fridge.

There is nothing wrong with Sarah.

Skinnyfat mode was achieved. Obviously she wasn't going to go for full on fat bitch.

I'll tell you what you don't do, you do't post this shit to pol.

>Take this waltz

SarahPolley grew up with a mom who was a ho like in the movie?

I want that Jewish ass bouncing up and down on my dick.

Hey can anybody explain why Sarah Silverman is so Islamophobic?

Oh, you caught her in her office, coming up with new material.

Fap anyways you effeminate faggot.
>b-but muh productivity and the j-jews
These are the dumbest excuses for No-fap and its all anyone ever has.

I've gapped at least three times a day since its discovery, about eight to nine years old, and I'm now twenty-five. Bachelors, working on masters, in mechanical engineering and I tinker with carpentry or graphic design hours every day.

Blame fapping for your "fatigue" or lazy attitude, but the truth is you're just a lazy person. Masturbation is just an excuse for it, and it's not even a slightly good one.

Yes.

>Polley was born in Toronto, Ontario. She was the youngest of five children born to Diane Elizabeth (née MacMillan), an actress (Street Legal) and casting director who died of cancer the week of Polley's 11th birthday.

>Polley was raised by Diane and her second husband, Michael Polley, a British-born actor who became an insurance agent after Diane and he started a family. Her siblings are Mark and Joanna, both older, and, from her mother's first marriage, Susy and John Buchan. Her mother Diane had Scottish ancestry.

>During her childhood, Polley's siblings often teased Polley because she bore no physical resemblance to Michael. Polley discovered as an adult that her biological father was actually Harry Gulkin, with whom her mother had had an affair (as chronicled in Polley's film, Stories We Tell). Gulkin, the son of Russian Jewish immigrants, is a Quebec-born film producer who produced the 1975 Canadian film Lies My Father Told Me, and had met Diane after attending a play in which she acted in Montreal in 1978.

>When Polley turned 18, she decided to follow up on suggestions from her mother's friends that her biological father might be Geoff Bowes—one of three castmates from her mother's play in Montreal. Meeting with Gulkin as just someone who could provide information about Diane in Montreal, he informed Polley of his affair with Diane. Bowes and Michael Polley also confirmed, in Stories We Tell, that they had sexual relations with Diane during the run of the Montreal play.Gulkin's paternity was later confirmed by a DNA test.

I can't stand her personality or comedy but would absolutely smash

>what do you do when you're trying to give up porn but you have that kind of bored, horny feeling?
squats, or take a lap if it's cardio day.

her face is 9/10 tho so don't be sad

>what do you do when you're trying to give up porn but you have that kind of bored, horny feeling?
Why the fuck would I try to refuse porn?
I just don't jerk off (or have sex) in the morning, cause it makes you feel like a zombie for the rest of the day. As long as you put off watching porn for the evening, it's quite fine.

> DO NOT JUAN

Meditate. Seriously. It can be life changing. I'm not even into the whole New Age scene but the book Mindfulness in Plain English gave me an invaluable tool by teaching me how to meditate. It helped me quit jacking off, quit binge drinking, quit nicotine, and be less anxious. It was the best thing that could've happened to me. Look into it, m8.

This

Nah man, we all know theres some based behind the leaf. Just wait for the Justin storm to clear.

This 100%

this is called THE SURGES

Finally, a jew being in the right place

I do a few things
>run outside. Just leave computer and go
>do something interesting and exciting not about sex.
>turn off phone and pc.
>pray
>cold shower or similar
>go around other people

Remove yourself from situation

I always want to masturbate because I'm bored.. It eventually gets out of hand. So much time wasted. And less love to give

Look up Cal Newport's book on Deep Work. It's not really about porn but I guarantee it will change your outlook on idle time

Vidya

try not fapping/fucking for 2 weeks or more. also no porn or edging. you will get into an insane rage. You will jump out of your bed at 6am and wish to fuck or kill everyone.
It's not helpful for studying, but awesome for exercise.

Damn. Hoes gonna hoe fo sho.

Nah m8 it's awesome for studying if you can control it. Focus and energy effects comparable to Modafinil or Adrafinil. But you need to meditate or you won't even be able to sit still.

bump, I'm also interested. I'm in college, and the stress from procrastinating and having a dim future gets to me. No matter how hard I try to abstain from masturbation, I always land myself alone in my room with a weakness. I fap, it feels GLORIOUS and then I'm left with emptiness.

Do pushups, the endorfine of exercising will calm you down

Do you know this from experience? If so, I really want to make it to 16 days then. The longest I went was 8 days, and even then I was edging a lot due to looking a porn pics such as pic related.

>it's not that hard to not fap.
this is so subjective you wont believe it. my friend is currently on 4 weeks and says it's easy, while i can barely hold down 2 days

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Claim you're having a sexual emergency and rape the nearest white girl.

You idiots realize the sun is just in that poor kids eyes. I make the same face every day.

Have some self control you fucking subhuman thirstskin

You potatophobic or something m8?