2016

>2016
>not taping up your webcam

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Don't believe to Alex Jones.

I don't own a laptop or a webcam.

Cuckerfuck from JewBook does it..

The other option is not to have a webcam you fucking degenerates

that doesn't stop your OS from using your microphone and converting speech to text and uploading it in a database somewhere

>talks to himself while on the Internet
That's your own fault.

It only gives a false sense of security and gives the feds an indicators for which computer microphones to wiretap.

I use linux, and there are no drivers installed for my webcam or microphone. Good luck hackers.

>Not having anyone to talk to

I suppose it's kind of your own fault.

I don't care about what they're monitoring about me, I just don't to be seen masturbating in the weird prone position I do it in.

>linux can't be hacked or compromised

lul

The fuck you doing in this thread then? Go shart your pants up or something. Jesus.

>2016
>not having a webcam just so you can do deviant sexual acts in front of to traumatize government spies

good luck using my webcam without the drivers

t. win10cuck

t. man who lives alone and never has visitors

computers do it, smartphones do it, smart tvs do it, video game consoles do it, some of your childrens toys will do it

>totally missed the point

>no drivers installed for my webcam or microphone
you tech illiterate or something? no one steals a car with no engine in it

What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not ...

>2016
>Not getting off to the fact the NSA is watching while you fap to porn on the internet.

>cam drivers crash on note 2014 kitkat rom

Ya! Your move pigs!

Fuk a popo

If you have full access to the system nothing would stop you from installing the drivers though

Glorious times ahead.

That will never improve.

Let them record yer p-nis.

I covered mine in permanent marker.

>a fucking leaf

it takes a dunecoon to make you understand

he also said "good luck hackers" implying it cant be hacked

I've been doing this for years. Why would I let the gov't watch me jack off?

>NSA watches my blank stares as I shitpost halfheartedly on Sup Forums for hours
>NSA watches me masturbate
why should I care honestly?
I doubt anybody enjoys getting access to my webcam, its horribly uninteresting and I don't talk to myself.

>implying it cant be hacked
not at all

Explain

>why should I care honestly?
because some pedo will use it to masturbate to your daughter on her school laptop, and you won't even realize it

>current year
>having a webcam at all

I lie on my stomach and rub my dick against my blanket. Sounds weird, but I've done a variation of that since I was 4 years old and only managed to get off by hand once in my life 6 years ago.

>webcams
>implying microphones aren't way more useful for gathering info

what do people hold up documents to their webcams?

Imagine if they were to look through the front camera of our phones. They'd be in for quite the show

So they think you're black?

That's maybe even worse...

Honestly, what the fuck do they have to gain from watching me?

>l337 hax0rs access my webcam
>see me shitposting on pol

Oh wow gubbamint get out reeeeeee

>linux
>doesn't name the distro so you know he's retarded.
>He'd use gentoo anyway

They watch you beat off and pick your nose without washing your hands.

Gentoo is not a meme.

I cover it up, with my ballsack.

Why should I care about something ill never know about?

Hey dipshits

Former 2621 of 6 six years in the Marine Corps here

AMA

>nobody is fucking watching your fat neck bearded ass jerk it to anime porn btw

what fabric?

this

everything should be transparent and everyone shoudl watch everyone

all items shoudl have microchips

and you can browse online who has what and where the item is located

items without chips can be stolen/destroyed

ahh...... freedom!

In the future they will be able to confirm that it was indeed you inciting racial intolerance and lock you up for a million years.

>Not streaming gay furry porn on a virtual webcam.

>masturbating in front of laptop
>mfw NSA has my sextapes

"hard" fabric provides a lot more stimulation but isn't comfy at night. Standard soft, nonfluffy fabric is what I usually use. Fluffy blankets I don't like to use for some reason, idk.

.gif please

Deplorable.

huh, I could try I suppose.

I already taped my webcam years ago, because of Opentrack lel

I thought that said simulation, then realized that's still true if you're a very unlucky man....

Need get for me to post rubbing my dick in a blanket, will post to another website to not get banned.

Been doing that since 2010ish

I sometimes picture it as sex, sure, although I bet it's totally different.

I tape it but I still feel they watch me masturbate

youtube.com/watch?v=lXYKGL6MgKM

doesn't matter if they tap into your webcam
they want the people who are tough to find
get lost in the noise

Who wwould honestly want to watch me masturbate while illegally watching por-

Isn't your gook government all strict on internet access and shit? I remember when I was there a few weeks I couldn't access some porn sites (though Sup Forums was in the clear, and it's all I needed anyways lel)

They're Western in some ways and backward in other ways. Like how most of the population believes in fan death.

That's the joke.

>Like how most of the population believes in fan death.

Convenient way to explain suicide, no one except literal morons believes that

Jokes on them I talk like a retard and no computer can convert my speech to the proper text.

>hiding like a pussy
Why bother?

>Tfw have a kawaii sticker over mine and have since the day i got it

Does Disabling work?

Yeah of course it would, I mean if they have access to your webcam, I'm sure your settings are safe.

ayy lmao

Kek

But aawwe

But.. Kek

But aawwe

I'm so torn...

this. you need to physically remove the mic and camera

Holf fuck wat did I just do !?

kek

Usually they are on their own board you can just unplug the line from.

mine wasn't. i could just unplug the camera, but i had to desolder the mic.

this tbqh,

>not using an outgoing firewall program like Little Snitch to catch any unauthorized traffic

stay pleb, I bet u guys don't even use incognito

Could you just desolder the mic and camera and put a couple switches on there and turn them on and off at will?

>literally all the 97s
Jesus. Christ.

haha I don't have friends so no need for a webcam to use with discord

Joke's on them, I don't have a microphone or webcam (desktop)

>2016
>Not getting your laptop built without one.

if you have precise equipment, then yes. Not sure if they would be plug n play, so if you would need to reboot every time you turn them on to have it recognize the camera or mic.

>he doesn't specifically setup his webcam infront of his junk then ping nsa.gov

Masturbating is the reason I keep it untaped. If they wanna watch me masturbate to Nazi fetish porn they can be my guest

You can do two things

>disconnect your webcam on your laptop so you don't look like a retard with a piece of tape on your laptop.

>disable it on bios if you can

Then install gentoo.

>only pinging
you're not doing it aggressively enough
hack the nsa, force them to watch whether they want to or not. replace their regular surveillance footage with something better

> 6 years

Fuck, we probably went through Corry at the same time. Do you remember hurricane?

I don't 100% know, but for most thing i wouldn,t think so. You'd also have to run the drivers at will, at the very least.

I'd sooner disconnect built in stuff, and run a usb rig on demand.

>2016
>Replying to Canadians

But I need my webcam to record myself fapping in womens clothing.

But then how will I be able to jack off for gay men & fat chicks for money on the internet?

you are right I need to step up my game.

>hardware backdoors don't exist

>use linux
>no drivers
>nsa would have to write the drivers for my webcam and mic if they want to spy on me

either way, I win

If the FBI wants to watch me jack off to gay bear porn then I hope one shows up at my door step to blow me while I do. Hopefully they are big and hairy.

What use does the government have watching hundreds of millions of people masturbate and listening to them talk to themselves

>implying any 'canadian' isn't a proxy shitposter

Taped a piece of paper in front of it :^)

>having a webcam
>mobile/laptop posters

they can still hear you.