Thoughts on Starbucks?

Thoughts on Starbucks?

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>paying for hot diarrhea in a cup
>not making your own coffee at home

If you look at that logo while holding your phone upside down you can clearly see the devil

Starcucks

What is there to have an opinion of?

They endorsed Hillary and are liberal cucks.

fuck them

didn't they ban cc in their stores or some bullshit like that? fuck starbucks, plenty of other good coffee out there.

I want to Hate it but I just can't. It's everything I want in a place to just relax away from home. Internet, snacks, coffee and tea. Comfy furniture.

Even though it's just a corporate giant and lacks depth, it's nice. Even though retards hang out there and discuss socialism and other forms of brain problems. I like it.

An escape. I can't find a nice wilderness escape so I'll do with a coffee shop

They banned it after someone found out they let you open carry in their stores. People started making a statement by open carrying and it caused such a ruckus they banned it

brought to you by starbucks, original maker of burnt-to-shit coffee

I tried my hand at their Starbucks for Life contest.

I got about 250 stars, which is two free drinks if you have 300 stars or spent about $65 on drinks.

I also signed up multiple accounts with my birthday Sept 13th-20th, so dozens of free drinks if I take them up on it.

Would never spend money there though.

It just doesn't taste the same. How do I make my caramel macchiatos taste like theirs?

Their caramel macchiato is just a latte with more sugar. A true macchiato is served in a demitasse cup and is literally espresso with some foam at the top, it comes from the Italian "Macchi" which means "to stain". You are staining the foam with the espresso.

they cannot ban anything
>we bought the land its a private business
DOES NOT APPLY, for the simple fact they don't own jack shit of the land and neither does the government.

>Can't buy something someone doesn't own.

They opened around 90 stores in Australia & most of them failed lol.
Now there's a little over 20 in high-tourist areas on the east coast.

What.. Yeah it's a private business. They can ask you to leave. You aren't entitled to intrude against their will and in fact can use force to eject you

>people sitting at patio outside Starbucks
>old lady wants one of their overpriced drinks so I drive her there
>back lifted truck into spot in front of patio
>triggered.png
>rev it up because glorious straight pipes
>TRIGGERED.GIF

It's the little things that make me happy.

like most chains, they were really good until the company full retard and tried to open one on every fucking corner in every fucking city

Quality nosedived at that point

Another notable example of this phenomena is Chipotle

You are now aware that the Starbucks logo is the demiurge holding her ankles with her legs spread wide

Fat merican Macchid his draws cuz he shart in mart

A caramel """""""macchiato""""""" is just a vanilla latte with some more caramel in it.

(de)caffeinated j00

Their tax evasion is unfair to local coffee bars.

I would hate if my local micro roaster has to close down and get replaced by this shit.
Luckily business seems to be booming there. (thanks, hipsters).

>It's everything I want in a place to just relax away from home. Internet, snacks, coffee and tea. Comfy furniture.
You actually hang out at starbucks? Kill yourself faglord.

Good coffee, awful liberal company that attracts hipsters who want to go to a place to feel "inspired" or whatever.

If their coffee wasn't as good as it was, I would never go there.

>old lady wants one of their overpriced drinks so I drive her there

You are adorable.

Dont bother arguing with retards

>It's everything I want in a place to just relax away from home. Internet, snacks, coffee and tea.

It's called a cafe.
There are probably dozens of them in your town, most serve decent coffee.

Notice the cloven hooves.

10€ for some piss in a cup holy fucking shit.
Im glad this shitty brand isnt here, but then again if it were here i could walk by the glass wall and just pity all the fucking hipsters sitting there writing their shitty blogs.

Coca cola of coffee.

It's worldwide mediocrity....

-have to learn a new language to order
-get their taste by over roasting cheap beans
-overpriced

when i go i just get dopios/doubleshots (on ice if it's warmer out) with cream and raw sugar. if i'm inside i'll add some coco powder.

costs 2$.

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I love Starbucks. Thank the Maker.

it's REALLY overpriced. the grind coffee from 5lb bags that cost $25

Started going to the one in my town and, fuck, the service was exceptional.

I actually wrote in a message to the head office talking about how good the workers at the store were. Finished with the line:

"Your shareholders should be very happy with the store ;-)"

>the workers are all white

I first realized it was shit when I got a job in foundation repair and had to switch to 7-11 coffee and realized it was better