What's your favorite crack pairing?

What's your favorite crack pairing?

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Lapidot until they moved in together and a few idiots started thinking it wasn't cracked.

My super cracked ship is probably Lapis and the crab.

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Who is the artist?

Dr. Doom and Carol. You know Doom would tap that ass given the slightest chance.

>you're a fat piece of furniture

I also have that fetish Mr. Doom

Donald/Rodham

I can see Doom pulling off this move with her.

Fuck shippin who wouldn't want to get with a giant woman?

It's fucking time

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Context?

>Giantess /ss/
This is my fetish

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Qui-Gon Jinn and Anakin's mom

fucking hacks, pretty sure it's Meggan with a double g.

Megan Gwynn of New X-men vs Meggan Puceanu of Excalibur. Both are from the UK.

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When did this character happen?

Season 5 finale, 'Billy's Bucket List.'

She appears in one other episode in season 7, 'Mama Said.'

>tfw giant, 20' tall women will never be a reality in our lifetimes
I-I mean if we start a colony on the moon we could probably eventually get some 9' tall mega-lanklets at the very least.

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It will never happens. ;_;

this nigga gets it

Uzumaki Naruto x Yuuhi Kurenai.

Just work hard and hope to afford whatever VR system when them come out that eventually has sensory feedback.

Giantesses will never be real, and even on low G planets you'd end up injuring them with your brute Earth strength... and that's no way to live.

I want her to kidnap me for a human zoo, but then connect with her emotionally before she gets to the zoo...after which she keep's me around to help her work through her grief

Not likely, even if the gravity meant that weight wouldn't a problem the human heart can only pump so much blood so fast.

ugh, why hasn't Lapis had any meaningful interaction with the main CGs yet?

She tolerates them enough to be around occasionally but that's it

For God's sake she isn't even a CG, they just keep her around to keep Steven happy

She had so much potential, and they're wasting it.

They have that 'opposites attract' kinda quality.

>A big, beautiful, gloomy angel will never keep you as a talking pet
>You will never snuggle up and fall asleep in her lap as her massive hand gently strokes you

She's not an angle she's a goddess

>She's not an angle
But she a cute

I'm sorry, are they covered in cum or what

>At this moment his dick was diamond

>and his dick claims the life of another alien rock

Even then, she could never visit earth.

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Thank you! I was looking for this pic all over the internet. The moment I saw Greg being abducted I wanted to post this.

No one would ever see it coming

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It's been crack ever since the official pairing of gumball and penny, but carrie and darwin is still going to happen.

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Gumball and Darwin is a better ship.

Strangest crack fic I've seen is probably teri and carrie
Girls can't love girls

bendis

Don't crack ships, by definition, have to involve characters from different works?

Crack ships are ships that have no canon basis for it.

N-Not even M-Movie Synergy will make it happen????

I would say Mai/Azula, but it's more canon than TyZula.

Was coming here to post this.
Eris and Mirage also gets a special mention.

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My favorite OTP is Shuma GorathxRutherford B Hayes

This touches my heart in ways i never thought possible

This was so weird. A college aged woman having a sleep over with a 4th grader.

Finn/Canyon may not even be Crack at this point tho

Cartman and Butters.
This is most certainly a crack pairing at this point.

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>but carrie and darwin is still going to happen.

How is it crack?

How?

>One is completely solid
>One is completely opaque

Young Grearl is hot, HOT!

I mean, he's like 17 or so, so it's not /ss/ anymore.

This nigga gets it.

I'm a sucker for /ss/

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For a second I thought this was one of those gaming chairs.

Its Pandawa 'milk,' which in the episode pictured prevented them from being turned into mosters.
It should actually be beer, but you can't show people blatantly drinking in a kids show so it was changed to milk for cencorship reasons.

Paper is translucent when it gets wet.

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My other crackship is Gaz/Mabel. Gaz/Zim/Mabel is my OP3

Another one for the hell of it.

>Dib and Dipper team up to put a stop to this

FUND IT

I can;t wait for kamala to get btfo by karnak in secret warriors

Hope I'm not alone on this.

Yes, the idea of Zim cucking paranormal obsessed brothers from their sisterfus is pretty funny.
Also found some Gaz/Mabel art just now!

Sketches, but it will do!

Mirage?
Would you please educate me user?

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TyZula is pure and perfect.

So with this one

Can Canon ships be Crackships?

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がんばって!

おめでとう

Whatever happened to her? Was she just a one trick pony?

I mean that's obviously kinda wrong to say about a character in AT, you never really know... but still.

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While Pinecest isn't canon it's not really a crack ship either because they have a close canon relationship.

Is that supposed to be Sailor Jupiter?

She's showed up a second time in Season 7's "Mama Said."

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This reminds me of that Mulan/Jon Snow vid, but I was never able to find it again.