>AN epidemic of creepy clowns attempting to abduct children is sweeping across the southern USA.
>Most recently police in west Georgia said they received numerous calls about clowns trying tot talk to kids.
>They were also investigating a reported Facebook threat to kidnap children from numerous schools in the LaGrange area
>Callaway Elementary, Franklin Forrest Elementary, Callaway Middle School, Troup High School, and Callaway High School were all reportedly named in the threat
>The police department posted a message on Facebook: “This behavior is not cute or funny… if applicable, you may face charges.”
>But the sightings in Georgia are just the latest in a string of bizarre incidents in the American south.
>Another sighting in the city of Dublin in the same state sparked concern after a driver phoned cops to say he had to swerve to avoid hitting a clown standing in the middle of the road.
>Earlier this month children at the Fleetwood Manor Apartment complex in Greenville, South Carolina, said someone dressed as clown was trying to lure them into the woods with promises of sweets
>Resident Donna Arnold told CNN affiliate WHNS: “I thought my child was seeing things. And then the next day I had about 30 kids come up to me and say, ‘Did you see the clown in the woods?'”
>The town of Winston-Salem in North Carolina’s police force said a clown wearing white overalls, white gloves, red shoes with red bushy hair, a white face and a red nose.
>Two years ago in Bakersfield, California police received 20 reports of clown sightings including some suggesting they were armed
>And then the next day I had about 30 kids come up to me and say, ‘Did you see the clown in the woods?'
Michael Edwards
>>The town of Winston-Salem in North Carolina’s police force said a clown wearing white overalls, white gloves, red shoes with red bushy hair, a white face and a red nose. Welp, it's the Illuminatis. They need more children for satanic rituals.
Benjamin Price
Moloch is trying to manifest in order to fight against Kek. We can't let this happen.
Justin Hall
>Bakersfield Why didnt i hear about this
Carter Ortiz
Can we compare missing persons reports over the past year in these areas?
If more than average, then pennywise is poundfoolish.
Camden Nguyen
"It" Viral Marketing
Evan Morris
I wonder if it is freedom fighter. He lives down there.
Lucas Hughes
I'm gonna be mad as fuck if that's it.
Elijah Robinson
That's interesting stuff, what viral marketing website did you come from?
Liam Morgan
sadly i would be the kid to get lured then i would kick the clown in the knees tear his pants off and rape him i would be known as bobo the clowns rapist
Leo Murphy
Its viral marketing for the new IT movie coming next year
Jayden Campbell
That's exactly what this is dammit.
Andrew Bailey
Drudge report.
Carson Allen
It was back in 2008 and turned out to be dumb asses trying to make a movie/prank vid/whatever.
I think they were Mexicans too.
Angel Miller
Quads confirm. It is pennywise
Robert Davis
RAPE ALL 3 ORIFICES
Cooper Brown
Will it be as bad as the original?
Caleb Morris
beep beep user
Isaiah Carter
this. its all viral marketing
>the clown is also symbolism for the end times but you'll never believe me
Landon Ward
forgot to add i would cum balls deep
Elijah Russell
>I'm gonna be mad as fuck if that's it.
seriously, australia, you are supposed to be smart, even though you are drunk.
goddamn. clowns do not eat children.
fuck. at some point I will have posted the silliest comment of my life on the internet. today might be that day.
Jonathan Jenkins
speaking of pedophiles, where has Joe Biden been lately?
Cooper Hernandez
What product that needed viral marketing ever turned out to be good? ARG/ VM is literal shit-tier strategy.
Ayden Ortiz
I hope someone shoots one of these clowns.
>"I-i-it's just marketing bro"!!!
Fuck off. Marketers are barely even human
Dylan Barnes
>mfw viral marketers are better trolls than we are
fuck why are we so shekel deficient
Lincoln Brown
Checked
Aaron Reyes
I'm sure it's just viral marketing or something similar, or just copycat lulz -- but if some motherfucker surprises me at night in an evil clown costume, he'll be making the news as the first fatality. Honestly, I doubt much if any of these reports are real, simply because it's in the south and none of them have been shot yet.
Jonathan Scott
I dont know, the fact that children are the ones reporting it is scary. Plus thr fact thr clowns are trying to lure them into the woods with their candy flavored cocks sets up red flags.
Matthew Thompson
Seems like a psyop to get people scared.
Matthew Cook
do these quads float?
Jayden Gray
where the HELL is coach?!
Benjamin Campbell
Viral marketing for the IT remake. Calling it.
We all float down here.
Jace Cooper
i don't think stephen king is that up-to-date on bookselling methods
Joseph Stewart
D-do you guys think they all have some clown version of Sup Forums and actively are planning something across the US?
Anthony Perry
> the fact What facts? Someone said kids claimed they saw a clown, you immediately take it as fact? You're literally retarded. This viral marketing for a remake of an already pleb tier movie. But don't worry, op will post the same thread in a few hours to lure the BSE crowd into this "phenomena".
Ayden Murphy
Shoot one and post it on the web. Why do you have guns for?
Jaxson Evans
Yes.
Thomas Baker
Oh yes, indeed they do! They float! And there's pepes...
Jeremiah Turner
FYI this is all some fake marketing scheme, which is why there is literally no news about it
Brayden Sanders
Did they see the Disney Land Bio Metric system yet ?
Ryan Edwards
anyone else now wish they would be lured by a clown so it could be a reverse rape ?
Kevin Lopez
LeEdgy tweens at it again
Liam Adams
They are scared of 3 bozos but not Bio metrics how clever is that ;)
Chase Russell
If these stories were true, there would already be a few dead clowns hanging in the woods with bullet holes in them.
Thomas Cruz
My girlfriend used to dress up as a clown durinf sex. It was odd yet satisfying.
Jonathan Carter
King has nothing to do with the Remake.
Luke Anderson
HOLY SHIT I live in North Carolina and I saw one of these fuckers last night coming home. People I work with and my friends have seen them too.
I thought it was just in my town.
Josiah Bell
Shoot one and post the corpse.
Dominic Howard
I am SO SCARED NOW fucking clowns hehehehhe pitiful mortals
David Powell
>he had to swerve to avoid hitting a clown standing in the middle of the road. Why swerve? Coulda found out who the clowns were already.
>get a rifle >go to the woods >hunt child molesting clowns
Gabriel Clark
>get a rifle >go to the woods > Fixed it for you.
Robert Richardson
The Jews are starting to show their true colours now that they feel whites have been subjugated enough. Perverted Jewish clowns are running amok kidnapping children
Mason Jenkins
i live in bakersfield california, it was actually a very real thing.
i remeber that cant belive its been two years now...
its was blowing up on facebook
it calmed down after citizens here started going out on patrol in the night with guns looking for the clowns
Liam Hall
i live in bakersfield california, it was actually a very real thing.
i remeber that cant belive its been two years now...
its was blowing up on facebook
it calmed down after citizens here started going out on patrol in the night with guns looking for the clowns
Muslims are going to greater lengths to rape kids these days, huh...
Jace Collins
I wonder if these clowns are actually Joe Biden's secret police.
Carter Cooper
>tfw I like in WS we're all confused by it tbqh, it's fucking weird. Needless to say clowns are all suspect here
Ryder Nelson
There is a new movie coming out.
Xavier Williams
This is the most likely outcome. Doubt nost Sup Forumstards can fight even with a gun.
Thomas Diaz
why the fuck would they be dressing up as clowns though no child likes clowns any more they could be dressing up as pokemon or something kids like
Isaiah Lee
Bakersfield? We should have a meetup. I frequent all parts of town.
Samuel Gutierrez
underrated
Samuel Foster
sounds like a cult of pedo clowns
Christopher Foster
Anyone have that /x/ pasta with the unknown creature following that guy in the woods until he got to his car. Dude had a gun.
Levi Ortiz
spoopy!
Jackson Gomez
How do i join?
Luke Taylor
really?? christ a sequel-book would be more respectable
Chase Morris
you silly americans and your child humping clowns
a basement is way more comfortable
Jackson Gutierrez
> implying this isn't just viral marketing for the movie (((it)))
Wyatt Wilson
MOM'S
Robert Baker
GAHSPETTI
Nolan Moore
We could up the ante by murdering some of these clowns.
Caleb Perry
read that as public spanking
Robert Rodriguez
>Winston-Gaylem
Lincoln Jones
I live alil North of atlanta and this isnt no viral marketing. The cops are infact taking this shit serious. Kinda reminds me of this guy in fresno a few years back that caught footage of these weird creatures on his ranch's cctv. I know its unrelated but still creepy as fuk. > Pic related
Charles Gray
fucking this clown sans mask/ make up crucified upside down sounds like a solid deterent
Gavin Wilson
Fresno guy just got visited by gondola that's all
Jose Moore
Didn't one cop panicked and fired into them and it had no effect?
