Mushrooms PMW

Mushrooms are Conscious and Sentient, even more so than 99% of the human population.

Prove me wrong

Protip:

>You cant

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why not post this on /tg/ where people will actually talk about it and the story potential

why don't they communicate with us then?

or on /x/?
there are still some SCP fags lurking that would write a nice story about sentinent mushrooms.

Can mushrooms do calculus?

burden of proof and so on and so forth

What's more they're a higher consciousness
In the Phylogenetic tree

They do. They do it through psychologically active alkaloids located in the mycelial structures above the earth of certain species.

The first time I ate psilocybin mushrooms I was convinced the trip was basically the mushroom attempting to take over my body and failing

Can mushrooms even do Algebra?

>active alkaloids located in the mycelial structures above the earth of certain species.

What did he mean by this?

but if they are so smart why don't they have mouths?

Yeah. Mushrooms were the ones who taught it to Isaac Newton. Mushrooms are much more advanced than us, and they discovered calculus thousands of years ago.

No.

t. Guy Who Has Never Taken Mushrooms

That's what's sad. Their culture and their intelligence dwarfs us. However, they are limited by their body, and they have no way to physically express themselves.
Yes
Psilocybin

tell us more about how enlightened you are because you had a schizophrenic episode, oops, i mean psychedelic experience

Burden of proof is on you m8.

Nice, except for the fact that literally everything is wrong.

>not a teen
>Bernie is a Jew
>Bitcoin is a scam
>Have tons of compassion for everyone else
>Don't even know what any of the other shit is

Schizophrenia is merely a side-effect of knowing too much at once

No it isn't.

Also
>not an argument

Thank you for existing Australia.

this image could be better

erowid and bitcoin are useful resources, McKenna is a cool guy on the whole

the bernie and xkcd bit are nice touches

Mushrooms are stupid

Prove it.

Cancer is a Fungus

>MFW

Look up mushroom IQ statistics, they can't even compete with niggers

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>bitcoin is a scam
Uh no, it's a tool to buy drugs online

Faggot

jesus

go back to redit

Erowid is fine it's just bait, McKenna though was crackpot with messianic delusions. He's put so much effort towards trying to program other people to think like he wants them to that you really have to wonder how he could have taken all these experiences and still come out with an ego as concrete as his. Try to not expose yourself to too many of his ideas lest they muddy your own, and I'm speaking as someone who's worldviews generally align with his. I'm not saying he was wrong, he was just misguided.

Name calling as a way to deride the experience doesn't validate your argument. The "beautiful mind" guy was autistic and solved a bunch of codes. Throwing mental illness words into the soup does not an effective broth make

Mushrooms iqs are placed in a bell curve centered around 7000. Sorry

Asians, Jews, white. None can compete, mushrooms reign supreme.

whos mans is this?

No more redpills for this newfag.

KEK agrees, and he is actually a mushrooms. It's actually the reason he's green.

>t. Psilocybe cubensis

Fuck off mushroom shills

Since the argument is lost, you can't do anything but name call.

Can you prove that? Mushroom shills aren't known for their reasoning skills.

shadilay i will not eat portebellers no more

> can you prove that mushroom shill
> mushroom shill
> not good reasoning

Nice job m8

Actually you can eat them. They don't need pain receptors to be sentient

Confirmed shill

WHO'S PAYING YOU?

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