>Defeated an army of Killbots by sacrificing his troops until the bots' pre-set "Kill limit" was reached. >Rented self a medal after leading a successful assault on the Spiderian home world Tarantulon 6. >Led DOOP to victory over the peaceful Ball-People of planet Spheron 1. >Single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula. >Annihilated the Pacifists of the Gandhi Nebula. >Conducted a triumphant carpet bombing on Eden 7. >Authored Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War >Sponsored "Brown Out".
Elijah Perez
Frank Castle.
Cameron Murphy
Who else but edd would even be right for this job?
Luis Mitchell
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Nicholas Adams
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Caleb Torres
#ImWithHer
Justin Long
Become a green party voter this 2017
Landon Bennett
We'll never fear attacks or war again when our enemies can't use springs
Christopher Thomas
We've already elected one meme as president.
Bentley Roberts
There's absolutely no way electing Rick can go wrong.
Aiden Wilson
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Nathan James
Let's all vote for Alan. Only he will lead us to greatness.
Cooper Morris
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Gabriel Torres
>experince >magic power >great leader >charming > compassionate
Dominic Hernandez
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Michael Hill
>cartoon characters So comics aren't allowed?
Nolan Sullivan
He will make Sup Forums great again. Right innit?
Nolan Russell
But user, that's just a chicken A giant chicken
David Thompson
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Nicholas Jackson
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Thomas Flores
SU Lodge detected.
Asher King
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Henry Cox
CANDIDACIES CLOSED Strawpoll will open soon.
Just give me the names of these characters:
Justin King
>edd >posts ed
Nicholas Collins
lodge? are you saving i'm a fan of Steven universe well yea that'd what i created this tripfag for
Jayden Carter
Dr. Tran idk Peridot Rose Quartz Lord MoldyButt Karl Pilkington
Elijah Gray
fluffy pink is rose Quarts Geen Dorito is memedot
Brody Morgan
That's Dr. Tran, he's the nigga in charge!
Nobody FUCKS YOU UP like DR. TRAN!
Ryder James
From top to bottom 1. Dr. Tan 2. Coily (From the filename) 3.Peridot 4.Rose Quartz 5. .....Lord Moldybutt 6.Karl Pilkington
Austin Richardson
With Ed as his vp. You know vp is the real president and all.
Jaxon Morris
...and Steven!
Joshua Barnes
>not spoilering Lord Moldybutt Mad man!
Wyatt Bell
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Benjamin Campbell
forgot the r in tran but someone else got it
Jason Gomez
we are sorry steven. but you have to go home.
Mason Flores
>2 SU running for president RIGGED. RUSSIA STOP FUCKING THIS SHIT UP
Aaron Ortiz
the SJW's libtard will be split, we are fine :P
Camden Lewis
STRAWPOLL - FIRST TOUR >strawpoll.de/wz22gre Poll will close in exactly 30 minutes
Jacob Harris
>Mollybutt
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Mason Reyes
ok stevenuniverse fags if we want one of ours to win we need to be united we should all vote for memeidot she is the more popular than fluffy pink
Alexander Reed
Who the fuck is Karl Pinkerton and why is he winning?
Kevin Reed
Peridot
Jonathan Morris
How new are you?
Ian Martin
#Can'tBanTheTran
Alexander Thomas
Not an answer.
Nathan Morales
So this is basically a pseudo hunger game thread huh?
Fellow Ameri/co/s. It's time that the people put a stop to this SU faggotry. Too long have they filled the board with their cancer and SJW pandering. We may have our differences, but tonight we must put those aside and fight against a common enemy! So will you let this shitty Doritos rock win or will you stand up and make Sup Forums great again? Let's all vote Ed this election, or our entire war of life will be threatened. Who's with me!?
Andrew Brown
>Karl Pilkington YES 100% VOTING FOR KARL
Evan Rivera
>Gary Johnson It's almost uncanny.
Jaxon Sanchez
b-but we dont have states
Matthew Murphy
>Peri-Don't leave home without a blast cannon-Dot >Hillary Uh huh.
James Reed
Fuck it, never mind. It's all over. Who else is going to Canada?
Yes we do. States like Anger, Apathy, More Anger, Arousal, Even More Anger, Despair, North Anger, Michigan, Desperation, Hope, and also there are votes in Presidential Elections from DC.