Be American

>Be American
>Get Shot

>Be Canadian
>Receive Free Healthcare

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Getting shot and receiving free healthcare isn't mutually exclusive I'd say... here we have both.

>Be Canadian

>pls be my ai gf

Fixed it for you leaf.

>Be American
>Get to defend yourself with guns

>Be Canadian
>Suck dog dicks because bestiality is legal
>Overdose on heroin because it's legal

>Be Canadian
>Get cough
>Die in waiting line

>free
Hilarious

>be canadian
>die while waiting for free healthcare

Canada is a very nice country, beautiful girls and handsome men.

While USA is a very strange state, they love using weird expressions like " nigga " or " fuckin' " or " my ass", it is hard to have a proper talk with them, because they use "fuckin" in like 50% of their sentences.

> Be a leaf
> Have to wait 100+ days for an MRI or fly to America

youtube.com/watch?v=gXfMVpKlzWs

Pray you don't feel a lump anytime soon.

>Be American
>Dependent on superior Canadian economy

>Be Canadian
>Dependent on superior American production

>cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/ford-mexico-small-cars-1.3761801

>be canadian
>wait in ER for 30 minutes, practically dying from starvation
>get footed with a colossal 16$ fee
>have to pay off my hospital bills for 20 years because insurance won't cover it

Make this map for any country and you'll find that the main export country is always the one closest to that state/province.

youtube.com/watch?v=q37zWCL4Luc&t=0m47s

>Be American
>Get Shot
Why have I gone to the get-shot part of town

>be canadian
>having to wait 10 years for a kidney transplant while Americans have to 8 months max

I've been on dialysis 3 years, I've got 7 years to go before I get a kidney

...

>Be Canadian
>Request AI GF
>Request rejected through careful analysis and computation of how destructive Canada can be towards Computer Intelligence.

Better to get shot than be Canadian.

now THERE's a shitpost

>united arab emirates

>be American
>get shot

>be Canadian
>shoot up

>Be Canadian
>Wake up next to designated immigrant
>Thank him for culturally enriching your girlfriend last night while you watched paint dry because if you glanced at his dick he would throw you off your roof for sending gay signals
>Go outside and get morning paper
>Greet your neighbors, Omar, Mohammed, Ahmed and Akhmad
>Go and enjoy shitty breakfast without pork because the Quaran deems it has haram
>Go to work
>Pray to a stone brick in the afternoon otherwise you risk getting fired for not being culturaly accepting
>Get paycheck at end of day, Give 80% to designated immigrant living with you
>Find your dog whimpering in the corner, You suspect your immigrant had sex with it but you can't call him out otherwise he'll slit your throat and receive a reward from your Prime Minister.
>Finally get some internet access while the immigrant plows your GF
>Look for your Sup Forums bookmark, You see alot of new websites that your immigrant must have bookmarked "Jihads r us" "Sharialaw.cad" "Goatsgonewild".
>Shitpost on Sup Forums

>be canadian
>constantly angry because everyone around is a liberal cuck
>no hope in sight

I guess you don't shitpost like OP then.

Have you tried a US doctor?

Stefan Molymeme just had to travel to the US again, because our healthcare had a 10 month wiaiting list. He got service thre the next day. These months are absolutely critical for someone with cancer. Our healthcare sucks ass.

This.

I used to just hide leaf posts but I'm reporting them now.

>free
>what are taxes
>implying immigrants dont overcrowd all hospitals

I know that feel.

>Free Healthcare

So, you guys are enslaving doctors?

>be icelandic
>get strangled with a shoelace

Actually we're having a shortage of doctors. I wouldn't call it overcrowding.

Kek

>be canadian
>die of boredom

>be Canadian
>wait for 8000 years while mudslimes go to the ER to get their little coughs and slight chills checked out
>imported practitioners don't wash their hands or equipment
>die
>can't complain because Canada is post nationalist, being racist is the worst thing ever and it's "free" so what can you expect?

Be Canadian
Be Canadian

have you ever been in a hospital or a clinic?
nearly everyone is non-white and its crowded

If you dont mind the donor being black, I am sure I can help you out friend.

Is this image real or fake?

what the fuck does nevada export to switzerland?
euthanasia patients?

>Is this image real or fake
It's real, I've seen many variations from different sources. An article I read a few months back claimed it was skewed because American go out of pocket to spent on a ridiculous amount of elective and preventative surgeries and preventative treatment (full body MRIs for a routine check-up etc). Gimmie a minute I'll see if I can find the source

Oops Dr Day's common law case privatised it all. That foreign bastard. He is just on welfare and a completely whiney memberberry loser

>be a filthy maplenigger
>get raped by sikhs at the local 7/11
LEAFS A SHIT

Ouch, man.

Shart. Also stop floating over here by the thousands upon dinghies and air mattresses

Sorry mate been a misunderstanding, I knew it was real it's from wikipedia.

I was trying to make it like one pic related, since it's pretty shocking how much they spend. My bad.

Aye, but you can larp as a proud french canadian and hate on canada

Here's the page btw

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_care_in_the_United_States

>Behind every shitpost is a Canadian crying out in desperation.

All of Canada could burn in a fire and I would not shed a tear.

My mentally ill aunt lives there too.

Simply from my interactions with leafs on this board.

I remember when I used to watch kids in the hall and think being a leaf was cool.

Now I know the truth.

As an american, i love my canada bros. you guys are easy going, polite, MUCH better informed than my countrymen, and you know how to party hardcore.

legal weed, legal prostitution, sane healthcare system, what more do you need in life? if only you had decent weather. anyway, you all are always welcome down to socal to party for the weekend.

all the americans putting you down are only speaking out of a massive inferiority complex, because despite us being a much richer country, the average canadian lives better than the average burger.

>Be Canadian
>Have a cuck for a prime minister
>Have no gold
>Cant buy house cause Zhang and his family have bought everything
>Watch half your country burn while African firefighters strike
>Pass time by shooting heroin and fucking livestock
>Drink milk out of a bag
Dont worry, Maple, we'll annex you soon enough.

Fags, literally have to rely on the state to take care of you. How does it feel to be a cuck. We pay more cause we get more.

while you have to rely on a kike corporate executive to take care of you. lol

>kisses Canadian ass
>Socal

Yeah, you can kill yourself post haste

>be canadian

>can't afford healthcare
>can't pay out of pocket

Pick one of these matey, and apply it to yourself. Of course you could be an Affordable Cuck Act recipient.

No we don't, you just get jewed exceptionally, exceptionally badly. The first time you hear in the UK other countries have private healthcare it's hard to believe.

USA spends a higher percentage of it's budget on healthcare then the UK, when the UK has universal healthcare and the USA is mostly private.

I know this isn't the best indicator but

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy

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>be anglo canadian
>get sued by your live-in gf
>fuck dogs
>deal with the chinese colonists
>wait weeks for care because the gibmedats hordes are all ahead of you

>""""""""""""""""""""free""""""""""""""""""""

Here we have the first but no the second

Reminder that the UK ACTUALLY spends a lower percentage of their budget on healthcare, despite it being universal.

Lel, we die earlier cause we can afford to be fat and unhealthy

You sure it isn't because of the ridiculous amounts of salt/sugar in your regular food?

always jelly of those more successful

unless you're on a rich person healthcare plan, the wait times to be seen here in usa are just as bad, you ignorant faggots. my insurance company offered me an appointment for next fucking month for a simple 30 minute procedure. meanwhile, i can't work or function.

>be canadian
>wife raped by jamal
>be serb
>had the same healthcare before leaves
canada is a shithole

damn that fucking sucks, F

can't imagine waiting to be able to live like i used to

>I've been on dialysis 3 years, I've got 7 years to go before I get a kidney
That sucks man, I'd offer you one of mine but I can't. The Canadian Blood services gave me hepatitis from tainted junkie blood back in the 80's (I was 7, bad car crash). Maybe one of the liberal pets can help you out? wouldn't that make great PR! Fuck I hate this country most of the time.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3758461/Saddest-goodbye-Heartbreaking-moment-devoted-couple-married-62-years-forced-separate-t-care-home.html

Welp, thanks user
>man_who_thoght_he_had_lost_all_hope_just_found_more_to_lose.jpg

>Free

>Be American
>Shoot Canadian
>Take his free healthcare for myself

>Be Canadian
>Get Killed
>Receive free bullet through head

Why would you keep reminding us of reasons to range ban you

>Take his free healthcare for myself
Nah, if you go home you get the 6 billion dollar bill, you'd have to stay and claim rapefugee status somehow to avoid the collection agents. It happens to cancuk kikes that are too cheap to pay 20$ for a weeks insurance when travelling to the US all the time. Some beaver-fucking numale gets a cut while visiting the NYC holohoax museum and gets a cut thumb, he then realizes services cost money to maintain, his parents then foot the 10k bill while furiously tweeting and emailing our liberal gov
>pretty much only thing the CBC can bitch about the USA during daytime shows