Brit/pol/ Emergency Edition

>Sir James Dyson: EU exit will 'liberate' UK economy
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37352312

>Theresa May hits out at universities 'safe spaces' for stifling free speech
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/14/theresa-may-hits-out-at-universities-safe-spaces-for-stifling-fr/

>No 'Brexit effect' in latest jobs data
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37360153

>Prime Minister's Questions: Clash over grammar schools
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37360384

>Centrist Think-Tank Concludes There’s No Progressive Majority
order-order.com/2016/09/14/think-tank-claims-theres-no-progressive-majority-in-britain/

>'You didn’t want to stay in EU two years ago!’ May shoots down SNP over Brexit pleas
express.co.uk/news/politics/710579/PMQs-Theresa-May-SNP-Angus-Robertson-Brexit-plea-EU-referendum

>Juncker suggests UK will not have access to single market after Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/13/eu-facing-an-existential-threat-in-the-wake-of-brexit-jean-claud/

>CANZUK: after Brexit, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and Britain can unite as a pillar of Western civilisation
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/13/canzuk-after-brexit-canada-australia-new-zealand-and-britain-can/

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uk.businessinsider.com/arron-banks-ukip-brexit-eu-nigel-farage-2016-9
search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=vivaldi&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-002
youtube.com/watch?v=I0AO0nP6TSA
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First for USA

Morning, lads.

GOOD MORNING

Why am I not seeing flags?

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-37375488

I can see yours Ceredigion

I'm getting fucking sick of trannies desu la

Just had this conversation on tumblr, lads.

seems to be a problem on my end then

>Europe&America.jpeg

If you can't beat them, join them.

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How do the special flags, lads?

>tfw no beer

Probably for the best that he wasn't alive tonight

>united customers ACTUALLY fell for the mourinho meme

old whites die off and young black replace them

are you the woman?

Don't worry, we think bongs are alright

trying to knock it off because I think I'm actually going to die if I don't, going round the fucking bend. at least the shop stops serving in an hour-ish so the temptation won't be there

tell her to kill herself

No.

Liar.

>getting cuck photos.

Give me a readon why london shouldn't be longgone

Okay, we think some of you are alright.

>tfw on my last can

Is that a school shooting threat?

Got me some flags, lads.

I have a serious question:

Most of Europe has 'Anti-Semitism' laws, They can be fined/imprisoned for denying the Holocaust for example, we don't have this in Britain but there are lobby groups trying to do this.

My concern is that the constant attacks on the Labour Party are a prelude to bringing this in!

If Labour buckles and decides to make it their policy to avoid further criticism . .. We are doomed.

Any thoughts on this?

>tfw rarely drink
>tfw the herbal jew instead

That CANZUK story is fucking ridiculous. I've never read anything more preposterous in my life. Plus the article has a fuckton of spelling mistakes.

kek, I didn't even think of that while I was typing it

>don't go to Britain tomorrow

We`re all going to die anyway tbqh

steam down?

>A socialist part are the only ones keeping anti-Semitism alive

Hmm... Really makes you think.

We literally already have laws against "hate speech".

That would be a bit rude tbqh.

>tfw no english rose gf

>We literally already have laws against "hate speech".
Yes - I know this but it's not the same.

We can deny the Holocaust in Britain but in many countries it's illegal.

It's a big step.

Drinking a bottle of golden syrup desu. Eat shit normies

I've seen people drink themselves to death, fuck that. Pretty sure I've already knackered my pancreas and ruined my coordination with neuropathy.

Why can't we live forever and post on brit/pol/ forever?

bunch of cunts couldnt even stoop down to pretend they wanted to be there

they are standing away like they are going to catch cancer if they move any closer to him

what reasons do you have to think drinking has harmed your health

I try not to think about it, but watching my Grandad die was painful and that wasn`t the alcohol that did him in.

I like to think their is a place for us to continue our discussions in the afterlife.

>I like to think their is a place for us to continue our discussions in the afterlife.

But we all really know there is nothing.

>tfw had gf 8 years ago
>tfw nothing since

Have you got a single fact to back that up, Fedorachevsky?

>But we all really know there is nothing.
This just it . . . .we don't know!

That's why I prefer to remain agnostic.

Dunno how you can enjoy alcohol desu. I've been drunk once and didn't enjoy it at all

Never smoked weed either desu. Maybe I'm just boring

same lad

No, but I can't prove invisible unicorns exist either.

Remember the 1800s, lad?

Me neither. It'll be the same for the 2100s and forever after for us.

>Dunno how you can enjoy alcohol desu. I've been drunk once and didn't enjoy it at all
No wonder you`re up feelposting at this time of night tbqh

>lost virginity at 20
>now 26 and have literally not had sex once since

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>tfw kissless hugless friendless handholdless virgin at 21

I lost my virginity at 11 when I didn't even have pubes and haven't had sex ever since, haha.

I'm now 22.

You also can`t explain the Universe with an outside factor, everything with an effect must have a cause.
Atheism is just un-British desu

Without.
The drink is talking again.

>tfw met office amber-level warning rain on the way after this shitty heat

Lucky me lads

What are some "multicultural" things you like?

I like Persian rugs desu

I like gas chambers.

I don't like the smugness and condescending attitudes of atheists and I've thought about pretending to be religious for a sense of community and all that, but I'd be lying to be self.

Honestly I admire it and everything, I`m even a Christian myself, but going to Church seems scary.

christ

Is it worth seeing a hooker or should I just wait for wizardhood?

I like genocide

I like lots of foreign stuff desu, I don't understand why people act like you have to hate everything if you're against 'diversity'

For the same reason they think you hate Europe because you voted to leave the EU.

They just don't understand.

Most of us are just joking around senpai
Not for the replacement of Britain, not against the world.

What's the comfiest classical music, lads?

The Sailor's Hornpipe is pretty comfy.

what's it called when you believe in the idea of a divine spark or some form of higher conciousness dictating the laws of the universe, but you think man-made religion is stupid? autism?

pantheism I guess

I'd fuck her.

Also her talking shit about safe spaces is cool as fuck too.

Any pics of her in evening attire?

I like the idea that we're in a computer simulation to be honest.

bbc.com/earth/story/20160901-we-might-live-in-a-computer-program-but-it-may-not-matter

I voted leave purely based on my hatred for mainland europeans

uk.businessinsider.com/arron-banks-ukip-brexit-eu-nigel-farage-2016-9

Will you join?

>Described as a right wing momentum
>Would be run by nigel farage

I like Vivaldi.

search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?p=vivaldi&ei=UTF-8&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-002

youtube.com/watch?v=nGdFHJXciAQ"

Opps.

This picture is so sad.

All those people doing the same 'funny' picture, kind of reminds me of Abbey Road in London when tourists freeze on the Zebra crossing to try and copy the Beatles picture. Much to the annoyance of motorists.

Nigel won't be leading any more political parties, he has said that he is finished with front line politics.

Sad, but the man deserves a rest.

>Using yahoo

Wew

Twitter are streaming an NFL game what the fuck lads

Not a political party, pressure group like momentum desu so would be less work I imagine

Nige has also said if the tories don't reduce immigration he will go back to ukip

Don`t even know what an NFL is tbqh

Been absent from Brit/pol/ for a few months, how is May turning out as PM? Sup Forums approved?

I don't trust her but most of brit/pol/ seems very happy so far

Depends on if it's either going to be a proper Nationalist party Nationalist party or if Are Nige leads it, I would follow that man to the gates of hell and back.

Indeed, but he would be reluctant to do so, he'll see it as a duty to the people, not a passion.

So far she seems to be singing the correct tunes, but I am still extremely sceptical.

youtube.com/watch?v=I0AO0nP6TSA

Straight from the 16th century

Fuck google, any other suggestions for a search engine?

She's performing well so far but a lot of us are wary. She could go downhill very quickly.

duckduckgo seems to be getting popular, doesn't track you and that shit.

Trump's going to win.

I'd think a fair chunk of the British people would.

>Standing with your fellow Brits
>In British Uniform
>SA80 Rifles over shoulders
>Nigel comes on a white horse
>Gives tear inducing speech
>At the end, shouts "WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK"
>Massive roar
>The purge begins.

You can use Google via duckduckgo which combined the good search results from Google with the privacy of duckduckgo

Just put "!g" before whatever you want to search

yeah I'm starting to believe
as long as whoever's keeping a muzzle on him for the last couple of weeks keeps it up until election day should be no contest.
whoever runs hillary's twitter has gone off the deep end, she is almost a corpse at this point and wikileaks keeps BTFOing the democrat power structure

Dr Pope, I'm CoE

Im sexually attracted to Theresa May