Is this how Cinemassacre dies?

Is this how Cinemassacre dies?

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>mike has a gf and you don't

>we desperately want to be Game Grumps: the animation

His dick is a fucking meat bat

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does he? she hasnt been on any streams and he never mentions her anymore.

That art style is fucking horrendous

Literally gave me autism

i chuckled like 2-3 times, Sup Forums is so jaded sometimes

Why? Why was this made? The humor is fucking cringe. Oh, well, everything involving Mike is fucking cringe. I get it now.

>All those comments on Mike's dick

HEY I'M NERD! I'M NOT SO NERD!

>90% Mike being """"""""funny"""""""""
>10% James going "haha yeah"
Time to end Cinemassacre

thats literally every fucking video
>mike says thing
>james says haha or something to that effect

yeah mike is totally straight and loves pussy you guys

underrated

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Mike is the cancer that is killing Cinemassacre, but he can't be removed because he's too close to the heart.

cinemassacre's been dead for years

It never dawned on me how uncomfortable James sounds around Mike until now.

James is a legit autist and always has been

It pisses me off because Mike is only funny when he's actually interacting with James and they're having a discussion, just check out the early James&Mike videos like SimCity or Mario Paint and you'll see what I mean. In that video they're actually throwing the ball around with their banter and making witty remarks about the game they're playing. Mike let his ego take over - he keeps interrupting James, never lets him finish a sentence and forces his awful humor in the video.

how about when he tries to lowkey show off his singing voice

honestly mike and ryan is better at this point because they have banter. james and mike barely even say anything to each other.

Every single video. Singing Disney songs. Yeah, hes totally straight and his gf isnt a beard and his feminine voice and mannerisms are just.... um.... feminine

But gays love Judy Garland. Mike Matei, like every red-blooded millennial, has cultivated a natural love for Elvis.
Checkmate.

Hello James' Wife

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

The Angry Video Game Nerd falls in love with his best friend, Motherfucker Mike.

Unable to confess, James Rolfe is gifted by a deus ex machina with Mike Matei's phone number, wanting a piece of his 10-incher. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Matei, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, James finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy who cucked him. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the well-endowed racist's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with AVGN's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of BROWN BRICKS.

Any of the guys from Glee

>BROWN BRICKS

Already a thing.

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We know who's the one Mike actually has a 10-inch boner for.

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When James dies Mike will claim he wrote all the episodes.

What was the last good avgn ep? I honestly can't remember.

Action 52+Cheetahmen was the last truly great episode.

castlevania 2

I liked Ikari Warriors and Toxic Crusaders that both came out in 2013, but after them it's been kind of stagnated. I did like the new power rangers video though and I loved Board James, I hope James keeps experimenting with new stuff instead of staying with AVGN just because of the fans demanding it.

>experimenting with new stuff
>we get shit like playlist junkie
no thanks. and hes gonna do avgn forever because of his retard fans.

Scratch that, the Megaman and the Berenstain Bears videos were fucking Kino. He can still do quality work when given the time.

Not his youtube fodder you dope, the actual projects. His fake trailer with Jekyll&Hyde was pretty interesting, especially the making of.

oh lmao. i wish he did more film shit but i doubt he has the time now with his new kid. oh and flying fuckernauts was awful. more stuff like hyde less stuff like DUDE SHIT PISS CUNT FART LMAO

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What did Mike mean by this?
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oops wrong WEBM.

Kino.

coulda fooled me

where... the... FUCK IS THIS FROM

why did Queen Ellen let that conservashit on her show?!?!?!

This. This 100%.

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mike looks so uncomfortable around all those blobs, look at his "smile" lmao

I heard they all orally raped him

lmao mike getting pissy because somebody named his video wrong
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James sounds uncomfortable in anything that isnt scripted.

hey guys bootsy here haha

wow this faggot google alerts himself.

good to know :^)

HE WAS SO YOUNG
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I miss him lads ;-;
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Why does mike buy bootleg horror movies
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What did he mean by this?

AND WE ARE THE GAME NERDS!

somebody get mike some sheets ffs

NO NO NO OH OOOOUHUHUH

>those comments

>Loco Bandito, by Mike Matei, his magnus opus, which he apparently tried to get published, but, as he himself said "no one had the balls".

I wonder where would Mike be today if James had never become popular.

5'6
dropped

"He doesn't have a creative bone in his body. He's suited for doing wedding videos locally. That's as far as his talent lies."

Said by the guy who is coasting on James talent and popularity.

kek. mike wishes he could wedding videos. all he knows how to do is play games and draw terribly.

Mike literally co-created AVGN. 75% of the jokes on AVGN was written by Mike. Without Mike there wouldn't be any AVGN.

>draw terribly
this after his parents tracked down a legendary Disney animator to call the lad and give him a pep talk to encourage him. you just know the spoiled little brat probably bitched that he wasn't talking to one of the ninja turtles.

>Without Mike there wouldn't be any AVGN
This is objectively true. Mike fucking pestered james to make more avgn which led to it being successful. Probably the only decent thing hes ever done.

>tfw no avgn episode guest starring the loco bandito
is there a worse feeling?

I'm confused as shit about the e-celeb community. Is Matei a friend of AVGN? Or is he part of the guy with the glasses posse? Are they related in some way? Is Cinemassacre AVGN's side project?

kys

james is a guest in his own show think about that for a second.

>Is Matei a friend of AVGN?

Yes, ever wondered the drawings on the AVGN covers and during the episodes were so terrible? And why most of the guys in costumes were so damn irritating? Matei was on charge of both things.

Matei is basically the leech pal that Rolfe felt sorry for and now has to deal with forever.

I love it when these threads show up and everyone posts hate on Mike, and then Mike himself shows up to anonymously defend himself because he cant help it, but hes not clever enough to hide it, so everyone sees it and hates him even more. It makes everything so worth it. Life is great

I wish Mike would just acknowledge Loco Bandito. It's a really cool comic.

The Fable of the Ducks & the Hens

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>Hurr durr blame everything on Mike xD
Or you could admit James is an autistic special needs retard with the charisma of a discarded jizz sock

Cinemassacre needs to fucking die

Good, fuck him. Only a literal cuckold like him could let his channel get taken over by his autistic retarded friend. I'll never understand why you faggot niggers dicksuck James Cuck Rolfe so hard, he's a fucking spineless retard.

Mike you bipolar retard. You will never be as funny or as charming as James. Go back to lying on reddit.

Where'd you find this?

>Mike is dressed like a legend that never died
>James is dressed like a hollow skeleton
Really makes u think

>le Mick Matteo xD
Fucking kill yourself cuck. Shitemassacre is bottom of the barrel garbage. The only good thing they ever had was Bootsy
>inb4 u are let Botsy xD
Yeah because Bootsy would be posting on this shithole at 5 am

Kill yourself James Cuck

How can someone hate cinemassacre but know who Bootsy is?

>grrr im an angry shitposter
>james is le retard
>all of u need to kill yourselves
>cinemassacre is so bad

We get it. You don't like it. Doesn't mean you should just shitpost and not actually contribute to whatever this thread is. If you want to act like a spastic underage faggot, then take it somewhere else.

>he's a fucking spineless retard.
This. He doesn't even seem to have that much interest in films, he just likes shit he saw as a kid, which is why he stopped Monster Madness, he ran out of shit he saw as a kid and he doesn't watch any films he hasn't seen before anymore. If he was really a horror film fan then he should be seeing new movies all the time instead of just stopping. James just has a special autism for shit he experienced as a kid like vidya and movies, and he doesn't actually seem too interested in the media themselves, just how he experienced it as a kid, probably why he reuploads shitty home movies because he's obsessed with his childhood. Literally every review he's done of modern films he's liked, the sole exception was the Tom Cruise Mummy film and even that he said it was okay and not terrible, then spent the whole review just talking about how much he just wants to see more reboots of old Universal movie monsters because he straight up admits to being a fanboy who just likes seeing the same shit over and over. He just says he likes everything and doesn't get into detail at all.
>funny or as charming as James
watching a retard try to stumble through a long series of "uhhhhh" and "errrr" just to get out a simple sentence isn't funny nor charming. He was in special ed for 7 years for a reason.

Go clean your wife's pussy out James, it's full of nigger seed

Stop being so hard on Mike, he has a hard enough time without you trolls picking on him.
Mike is the best person on the show hands down, especially with his sense of humor and drawing skills.
You guys are just jealous you did not create a highly successful internet phenomenon.

formerly James'

Succinct. His "reviews" are fucking pablum. I'll never understand the cult worship around this stupid cocksucker, because he made a few le funny angry Nintendo shit 10 years ago? Cinemassacre really needs to die, they are from the very beginning of YouTube but hardly even broke 2mil subs despite the massive headstart they've had. They're out of place dinosaurs. You can tell cuckhead James has completely given up on putting any effort into his shit anymore too. Just look at his stupid playlist videos that barely get 10k views. Absolutely pathetic. He's creatively bankrupt and an idiot for reuploading all those Monster Madness videos and butchering them by removing the video clips. Literally pointless. Fuck James, fuck Mike, fuck Shitemassacre.

Just report the autistic samefagging and move on folks.

What? You don't think half hour videos about rambling about cats are good content?

>Pinned by Cinemassacre

The DVD collection videos are pretty long and are so enjoyable to watch. Some of the older shit on Cinemassacre Plays channel is fun as hell like James talking about his favorite books, horror magazines, and reviewing laserdisc shit. It was so fucking cozy and I wish he'd do more of that shit.